Back to the derailment ...
Darrah, Alex is being very modest - he is so much more than just the dude that got "booted from ADT":
1. Former notorious underage pornboard poster.
2. Revisionist military historian.
3. Designer of high tech dungeons and cutting edge torture wear.
4. A young, hip, New York, fashionista.
5. Interested in women's anal health.
6. Always ready to offer advice to African-American business entrepreneurs.
7. Expert on how to eat on a budget in one of the world's most expensive cities.
8. Fitness fanatic.
9. Shrewd bargain hunter.
10. Low budget independent porn concept man.