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What kind of 'mainstream trade show' is this? I'm getting visions of Joanna and Bree in bikinis posing next to Pella glass windows at the Home Show. Glamorous.



I'll assume you faked ignorance here to put forth that funny....and it is pretty funny...pella glass windows. ha.

But Hot chicks sell just about anything these days, and porn chicks kinda get lumped in by extension (I say LUMP only because there are THOUSANDS of non-porn totally hott chicks for hire who will do just about anything SHORT of porn, and at a trade show that can be a real, discernible edge.

To Original Poster: Are you in Alcoholic Beverage or Non Alkie industry? I do some pro-boner work for a small brewery expanding in several niches. We've set up at some NON-beverage shows (like car shows, "Burning Man-wannabe" festivals rife through out Northern Cali, and other shit...)...I've usually avoided being part of the shows' entourage even though Marketing is what I do.

I actually toyed with, and had some top management buy-in for, a experimental brand of Ale that I was going to target at males 21-30 (and colleges in general) that featured Porn chicks right on the bottle. The idea/concept is still on the shelf, hasnt been totally shitcanned yet ... I think top management got a little cold feet when i put together a sample point-of-purchase display of a photoshopped Gia Jerkins with her Mouth open from her Down the hatch scene but isntead of splooge it was Eye of the Hawk Ale pouring into her mouth to be gobbled. While they agreed it was memorable and definitely "conducive to impulsive actions", they deemed it "Too avante perv" and told me to come up with something a little more subtle. Too bad, i was next going to show them Keri Sable with a full bottle of Ale in her ass in one frame, and then it being "ale farted" into a beer mug the next....Gosh I am good
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