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#353656 - 08/18/08 03:36 PM Re: priceless!!!
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6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Quote: On his xxxfilmjobs site, Long allows accounts to be set up for minors. WTF? Quote: *If you are not a model, photographer or casting agent and wish to register to use members only features of the website, sign up here! If you are creating an account for a minor** please still select "Model" as the profession. Only accounts registered under the "Model" profession are made available in searches and browses unless you use the job search or the photographer search specifically. Link link forwarded to Agent Joyner. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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Kingfish Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 1135 Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...	Papa looks like if John Astin (Gomez Addams) had Down syndrome. _________________________ "I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People
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6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Quote: do we need to bring tritone up in every thread? _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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