Well, there's a nice small township/city in betwixt Glasgow and Edinburgh named Livingston, and I once knew a very nice and quite lovely nurse named Molly who worked in the E.R. down in Hoag Hospital in Newport Beach back in 1998-1999. She was the kindest most compassionate nurse I have ever met with the most adorable accent. When you are in a typical Newport Beach bar like Malarkey's or Blackie's and everyone is speaking in that sickening So Cal Surfer twang "Yo dude, let's play pool, I totally Shred you!", a melodic scottish accent sounds like heaven. Anyway, she went back home in early 2000 to work in a maternity clinic in Livingston or nearby....

Supposedly, Livingston has the LARGEST Shopping Mall in Scotland that is very popular with tourists and travelers in between Edinburgh and Glasgow so check it out, might be a nice change of pace from the larger cities and let you spend a day in a modern MALL shopping in the midst of all your ancient sight seeing.... and besides, I never got to thank her for the handjob she gave me after I had a severe laceration on my right hand and couldnt whack off for a week and a half. If I sent you 20 pounds Sterling would you buy whatever flowers are indigenous to Scotland and visit every maternity clinic in Livingston until you found a nurse named Molly with Dark Brown hair and blue eyes? Ask her what the sign in Blackie's Pub in Newport used to say to verify it's her please.....(sign says "Sorry, we are OPEN") Holly I would be eternally grateful and spend the rest of my days singing your praises.