While lurking around the net yesterday it came to my attention that somebody named "the Smut Mutant" has been posting reviews on the ranchocarne site. Let it be known that this is not myself, but some unoriginal idiot who couldn't write their way out of a paperbag. It should be clearly obvious by my superior sleaze-slinging syntax, but I'd just like clear the air before anyone assumes that we are the same individual. To sum it all up: There is only ONE true smutmutant, perverts, and he'd like to say to the imposter.

I saw that a couple of weeks ago. I was wondering if that was you.