Anyone care to.... - XXX Porn Talk

.
XXX Porn Talk Navigation	Home	The Message Board	Chat Room	Chat Transcripts	Contact Information	Log In/Out
.

You are not logged in. [Log In] xxxPornTalk » Forums » XXX Porn Talk Discussion Forums » General Porno Talk » Anyone care to....

JM Toys and More!!

New Release This Week

VOD / Download Links

JM Downloads/VOD
XPT VOD
Gamelink VOD

New Release This Week

Internet Video Rentals

Sugar DVD
Bush DVD

Adult Gossip & News

TRPWL.com
LukeIsBack
TheFloatingWorld
GramPonante.com

Forum Stats

19072 Members
14 Forums
40341 Topics
614094 Posts

Max Online: 788 @ 09/28/24 10:05 AM

Page 1 of 3

Topic Options

#353031 - 08/16/08 09:07 PM Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Teach me new things, such as terms or just random things that I probably don't know?...This is so much fun!...Oh and what is your opinion about 2girls1cup and videos alike?...Im just curious that's all... _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353032 - 08/16/08 09:38 PM Re: Anyone care to....
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	2girls1cup is old news and shock value for the youtube generation. anything else, just read, read, read. reading and observing is the best way to learn on xpt. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
Top

#353033 - 08/16/08 09:42 PM Re: Anyone care to....
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: Teach me new things, such as terms or just random things that I probably don't know?...This is so much fun!...Oh and what is your opinion about 2girls1cup and videos alike?...Im just curious that's all... Who's the whore in your avatar? _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
Top

#353034 - 08/16/08 10:06 PM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Quote: Teach me new things, such as terms or just random things that I probably don't know?...This is so much fun!...Oh and what is your opinion about 2girls1cup and videos alike?...Im just curious that's all... Who's the whore in your avatar? Hahaha...Me...I look like a whore?...Is that good or bad here? _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353035 - 08/16/08 10:07 PM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: 2girls1cup is old news and shock value for the youtube generation. anything else, just read, read, read. reading and observing is the best way to learn on xpt. And I will definately keep on reading... _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353036 - 08/16/08 10:08 PM Re: Anyone care to....
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	whore = girl. it doesn't mean good or bad yet it can mean either. it just is. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
Top

#353037 - 08/16/08 10:10 PM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Oh yeah and when I asked about 2girls1cup I didn't mean what is it?...or has anyone seen it?...I mean how do you guys feel about shit fetish videos?...Is that something alot of people like? _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353038 - 08/16/08 10:10 PM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: whore = girl. it doesn't mean good or bad yet it can mean either. it just is. Thanx I learn something new every post... _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353039 - 08/16/08 10:11 PM Re: Anyone care to....
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	we ain't into it, but it's old news that there are some people in the world who are. NEXT. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
Top

#353040 - 08/16/08 10:12 PM Re: Anyone care to....
Fenris Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/15/08 Posts: 741 Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...	Quote: Hahaha...Me...I look like a whore?...Is that good or bad here? Be prepared for a lot of 'Show us your tits!' posts, that's all. Gia nails it though. Read and keep reading. You'll pick it up eventually. (Although I am honestly still picking it up...) Fenris _________________________ 'She looks like Brock Lesnar.' - The Tatty Patty.
Top

#353041 - 08/16/08 10:12 PM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: we ain't into it, but it's old news that there are some people in the world who are. NEXT. Huh?? _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353042 - 08/16/08 10:15 PM Re: Anyone care to....
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	that was the response regarding shit vids. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
Top

#353043 - 08/16/08 10:17 PM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: that was the response regarding shit vids. Ah I see... _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353044 - 08/16/08 10:34 PM Re: Anyone care to....
gonzo420 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/02/05 Posts: 458 Loc: the ATL	Quote: that was the response regarding shit vids. _________________________ "mmmmm.. nuthin says lovin like...eating babies!!!"-Sierra Sinn
Top

#353045 - 08/16/08 10:37 PM Re: Anyone care to....
Smell of Anus Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/14/08 Posts: 787	Whatever you do, don't SAPT the communal PATSI. If you do, Jeff will PUITC you. You won't like that.
Top

#353046 - 08/16/08 10:39 PM Re: Anyone care to....
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	i'm bored. goodnight. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
Top

#353047 - 08/16/08 11:02 PM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Whatever you do, don't SAPT the communal PATSI. If you do, Jeff will PUITC you. You won't like that. Excuse me?...In english please?? _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353048 - 08/16/08 11:04 PM Re: Anyone care to....
Fenris Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/15/08 Posts: 741 Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...	They're fucking with you kiddo. Don't sweat it. I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about. Just file it under not important and move on. Fenris _________________________ 'She looks like Brock Lesnar.' - The Tatty Patty.
Top

#353049 - 08/16/08 11:06 PM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: They're fucking with you kiddo. Don't sweat it. I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about. Just file it under not important and move on. Fenris Thanx hun! _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353050 - 08/17/08 12:23 AM Re: Anyone care to....
Smell of Anus Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/14/08 Posts: 787	Seriously though, what the hell are you requesting? A total collection of all the social rules and customs tied to this board? Who would put together such a thing?
Top

#353051 - 08/17/08 12:31 AM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Seriously though, what the hell are you requesting? A total collection of all the social rules and customs tied to this board? Who would put together such a thing? No but I noticed there is alot I dont know about, such as creampies...But not to worry I will follow the advice that has already been given to me.... _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353052 - 08/17/08 12:36 AM Re: Anyone care to....
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	To be a female member of this board you have to post pictures of you tits. It's no big deal really. We have all seen thousands and thousands of boobs in porn. Just ask Gia, she posted hers. Oh and don't ever expect to learn anything on XPT. It's all perverts and wack jobs. Except for Holly Randall, she's a whore with class. _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
Top

#353053 - 08/17/08 12:42 AM Re: Anyone care to....
Smell of Anus Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/14/08 Posts: 787	Fuck the tits, a high-res close-up of your asshole is where it's at.
Top

#353054 - 08/17/08 12:46 AM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	I have learned alot tonight...And I don't really think I will be showing my tits......Who knows things can change...I don't care if people see them, it's just that I see no reason to show them...Same goes for that close up shot of my asshole... _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353055 - 08/17/08 12:52 AM Re: Anyone care to....
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	Oh, so you are one of those selfish whores then. Fine, be that way. But you can do this. 1. What was your most memorable sexual experience? 2. Tell us in detail about any group sex encounters you've been involved in. 3. Do you fuck black guys or animals? Some on this board think the question is redundant. 4. What is your favorite type of porn to jerk it too? Anal, gangbang, or god forbid Girl Girl? Now stop being so selfish and show your cans. _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
Top

#353056 - 08/17/08 01:14 AM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Oh, so you are one of those selfish whores then. Fine, be that way. But you can do this. 1. What was your most memorable sexual experience? 2. Tell us in detail about any group sex encounters you've been involved in. 3. Do you fuck black guys or animals? Some on this board think the question is redundant. 4. What is your favorite type of porn to jerk it too? Anal, gangbang, or god forbid Girl Girl? Now stop being so selfish and show your cans. Fine, Fine.... 1. What was your most memorable sexual experience? I don't remember...I'll let you know as soon as I do..I must have been loaded for that one... 2. Tell us in detail about any group sex encounters you've been involved in. Only a few with 3 people at once...I was 14 at the time...And another time with 2 people...Don't remember details...I must have been loaded for these too... 3. Do you fuck black guys or animals? Some on this board think the question is redundant. I don't fuck animals but I also don't look down on people who do...I have never had sex with a black guy but I wouldn't be against it... 4. What is your favorite type of porn to jerk it too? Anal, gangbang, or god forbid Girl Girl? I don't watch porn, and rarely jerk it... Happy now?? _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353057 - 08/17/08 01:18 AM Re: Anyone care to....
Smell of Anus Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/14/08 Posts: 787	Quote: 4. What is your favorite type of porn to jerk it too? Anal, gangbang, or god forbid Girl Girl? I don't watch porn, and rarely jerk it... Happy now?? Why are you here? Are you a friend of Darrah?
Top

#353058 - 08/17/08 01:22 AM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Quote: 4. What is your favorite type of porn to jerk it too? Anal, gangbang, or god forbid Girl Girl? I don't watch porn, and rarely jerk it... Happy now?? Why are you here? Are you a friend of Darrah? I'm not easily offended..But that was a low blow...I have been nothing but nice to everyone...And I'm here to meet new people... _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353059 - 08/17/08 01:25 AM Re: Anyone care to....
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	Quote: I don't fuck animals but I also don't look down on people who do.
Top

#353060 - 08/17/08 01:27 AM Re: Anyone care to....
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	Quote: I don't watch porn, and rarely jerk it... Do you like older Jewish men? And are you willing to convert?
Top

#353061 - 08/17/08 01:27 AM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Quote: I don't fuck animals but I also don't look down on people who do. Yes, I'm still being nice to you so dont worry.. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353062 - 08/17/08 01:29 AM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Quote: I don't watch porn, and rarely jerk it... Do you like older Jewish men? And are you willing to convert? YES! and YES! L'ChaYiM!...MaZeL ToV!!! _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353063 - 08/17/08 01:31 AM Re: Anyone care to....
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	Quote: YES! and YES! L'ChaYiM!...MaZeL ToV!!! What about hairy Jewish men?
Top

#353064 - 08/17/08 01:32 AM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Quote: YES! and YES! L'ChaYiM!...MaZeL ToV!!! What about hairy Jewish men? Sure I can shave them... _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353065 - 08/17/08 01:35 AM Re: Anyone care to....
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	Google Luke Ford. giggle
Top

#353066 - 08/17/08 01:49 AM Re: Anyone care to....
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	how about men with "toothbrush" moustaches? which colour shirt do you prefer brown or black? next one is multiple choice. When you hear the sound of breaking glass does it make you... a. afraid b. curious c. horny d. reminisce Which is a more comfortable place to hang out? a. an attic b. a bunker c. a riverside resort hotel with your friends (bonus points to whomever gets the joke on this one) _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
Top

#353067 - 08/17/08 02:08 AM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: how about men with "toothbrush" moustaches? which colour shirt do you prefer brown or black? next one is multiple choice. When you hear the sound of breaking glass does it make you... a. afraid b. curious c. horny d. reminisce Which is a more comfortable place to hang out? a. an attic b. a bunker c. a riverside resort hotel with your friends (bonus points to whomever gets the joke on this one) are these real Q's???...I'll answer anyways... how about men with "toothbrush" moustaches? no...no mustaches which colour shirt do you prefer brown or black? black... next one is multiple choice. When you hear the sound of breaking glass does it make you... d. reminisce Which is a more comfortable place to hang out? a. an attic _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353068 - 08/17/08 06:50 AM Re: Anyone care to....
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	You're hanging out with the wrong crowd here. Darrah thinks The Great Wall of China means that Pink Floyd will be reuniting for the closing ceremonies of the Olympics and Smells Like Anus's post smell like his user name. Learn from the Gias, Gigis, Kings, Bornyos, Willy Ds here instead of hanging around the XPT special ed class. Also stay away from any poster with a three word user name that includes God, Deity, or some other messiac tone to it whose post always includes some boring You Tube clip of some band that sounds like a wild raccoon caught in a washing machine. Scientists aren't sure if his boredom is contagious but as of now it is best not to take any chances. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
Top

#353069 - 08/17/08 06:57 AM Re: Anyone care to....
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	Oh yes, Gigi is such a prize and model citizen that everyone should emulate. She supports rapists and pedophiles and professes her love for a convicted sex offender (Skeeter). Then says she could care less who he raped. And doesn't think her own rape as a teen by a relative was a big deal. But this "doctor's wife" has three children at home and I'm sure would gladly hand them to Skeeter if they ever met.
Top

#353070 - 08/17/08 07:15 AM Re: Anyone care to....
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	You know you really missed your calling when the Meese Commission was disbanded. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
Top

#353071 - 08/17/08 07:22 AM Re: Anyone care to....
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	I have nothing againt porn. I sometimes watch it. I'm also against the porn tax. I'm just against the criminals and scumbags in the industry that give the business a bad name. More girls would do porn if they didn't hear the horror stories. Many girls might stay in porn instead of fleeing their first couple of shoots if they weren't so badly abused and mistreated.
Top

#353072 - 08/17/08 07:26 AM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Things Learned So Far... Darrah is a dumb fuckface... Stay away from god, or his friends and crappy You Tube vids... and creampie's are yummy... _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353073 - 08/17/08 07:31 AM Re: Anyone care to....
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	Quote: Things Learned So Far... Darrah is a dumb fuckface... Stay away from god, or his friends and crappy You Tube vids... and creampie's are yummy... On my shit list you go cunt.
Top

#353074 - 08/17/08 07:36 AM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Quote: Things Learned So Far... Darrah is a dumb fuckface... Stay away from god, or his friends and crappy You Tube vids... and creampie's are yummy... On my shit list you go cunt. I SAID ALL WARM WELCOMES GREATLY APPRECIATED!THANXXX DARRAH!...YOU MADE MY DAY! _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353075 - 08/17/08 08:04 AM Re: Anyone care to....
Smell of Anus Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/14/08 Posts: 787	Quote: Things Learned So Far... Darrah is a dumb fuckface... Stay away from god, or his friends and crappy You Tube vids... and creampie's are yummy... you have potential.
Top

#353076 - 08/17/08 08:09 AM Re: Anyone care to....
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: You know you really missed your calling when the Meese Commission was disbanded. She'll always have Shelley, though.
Top

#353077 - 08/17/08 08:11 AM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	_________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353078 - 08/17/08 08:12 AM Re: Anyone care to....
Anonymous Unregistered	I meant Darrah, not you.
Top

#353079 - 08/17/08 08:13 AM Re: Anyone care to....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: I meant Darrah, not you. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
Top

#353080 - 08/17/08 08:15 AM Re: Anyone care to....
Smell of Anus Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/14/08 Posts: 787	Quote: Quote: I meant Darrah, not you. this girl has to be a joke alt. if not, she is the most perfect whore ever, at least mentally.
Top

Page 1 of 3

Previous Topic

Index

Next Topic

Moderator: Jerkules, zenman

Shout Box

JM Productions

Gag Factor

American Bukkake

JM has the Best Variety !!