how about men with "toothbrush" moustaches?
which colour shirt do you prefer brown or black?

next one is multiple choice.
When you hear the sound of breaking glass does it make you...
a. afraid
b. curious
c. horny
d. reminisce

Which is a more comfortable place to hang out?
a. an attic
b. a bunker
c. a riverside resort hotel with your friends (bonus points to whomever gets the joke on this one)
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