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#352848 - 08/16/08 02:50 PM NeWBie....
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hey guys im new to the site i was wondering what's new and exciting?....
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#352849 - 08/16/08 02:57 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Not much.
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#352850 - 08/16/08 03:00 PM Re: NeWBie....
electrostatic Offline
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fun times!...
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#352851 - 08/16/08 03:21 PM Re: NeWBie....
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If you value your life stay away from Ben or Panzer.
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#352852 - 08/16/08 03:24 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Hahaha Why?... What is wrong with them??
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#352853 - 08/16/08 03:40 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
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Do you have tits?
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#352854 - 08/16/08 03:47 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Quote:

Do you have tits?




Hahaha, probably not...Or should I say not enough...
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#352855 - 08/16/08 07:27 PM Re: NeWBie....
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If you prove yourself a worthy poster, I nominate Burg to buy you a pair. As a reward, you can sit on his lap.
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#352856 - 08/16/08 07:39 PM Re: NeWBie....
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If you prove yourself a worthy poster, I nominate Burg to buy you a pair. As a reward, you can sit on his lap.



You have left me speechless...
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#352857 - 08/16/08 07:42 PM Re: NeWBie....
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As some may wish with me, I could only wish others would be fucking speechless for once in their worthless lives.
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#352858 - 08/16/08 07:46 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Now I'm confused...
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#352859 - 08/16/08 07:52 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Beware of Gigi (Yessssss, I got to say it; thanks Fatman!).
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#352860 - 08/16/08 08:03 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Beware of AlexPanzer (enemaking, serial killer in training), Moblem (necrophilia can be addictive, I guess), and Darah.
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#352861 - 08/16/08 08:05 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Who are these people? And what is wrong with them?...And thanx to all for the warnings ...
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#352862 - 08/16/08 08:10 PM Re: NeWBie....
Darrah Offline
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Are you talent, a pencil pusher, have a blog, or just a fan? You seem only to be a fan.

*watching the vultures circling their prey*



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#352863 - 08/16/08 08:10 PM Re: NeWBie....
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#352864 - 08/16/08 08:20 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Quote:

Are you talent, a pencil pusher, have a blog, or just a fan? You seem only to be a fan.

*watching the vultures circling their prey*





Shut the fuck up Darrah, like you're a real Blogger, you're a pencil pusher for a bullshit company in real life probably, leave the girl alone and leave her fucking thread alone.

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#352865 - 08/16/08 08:28 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Are you talent, a pencil pusher, have a blog, or just a fan? You seem only to be a fan.

*watching the vultures circling their prey*





I'm neither a talent, blogger, pencil pusher or a fan to be honest...Hahaha, Just a really bored person who happens to be curious about new things...But I can always appreciate porn fans...
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#352866 - 08/16/08 08:28 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Who appointed you the judge on who can post on what thread? I said nothing against her and was being funny. You're the jackass wanting to start shit because you're a board little fucker.

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#352867 - 08/16/08 08:30 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Oh and who are these vultures you speak of and also Can someone please tell me why they keep warning me about those people? (ones named in previous posts)
Thanx
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#352868 - 08/16/08 08:32 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Who appointed you the judge on who can post on what thread? I said nothing against her and was being funny. You're the jackass wanting to start shit because you're a board little fucker.




No fighting guys this is just supposed to be fun and funny....I don't take things personal...
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#352869 - 08/16/08 08:32 PM Re: NeWBie....
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welcome to the board... do you like creampies?
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#352870 - 08/16/08 08:33 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Quote:

welcome to the board... do you like creampies?


Thanxxx....Hahaha I'm not completely sure what a creampie is...
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#352871 - 08/16/08 08:36 PM Re: NeWBie....
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starrpowerready, they don't like people asking too many questions. All hell broke loose here a month ago when I dared asked a question about Mr. Marcus and started a thread asking what's the deal with Willie/Donny/Christian.

If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.



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#352872 - 08/16/08 08:39 PM Re: NeWBie....
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

Quote:

welcome to the board... do you like creampies?


Thanxxx....Hahaha I'm not completely sure what a creampie is...



How old are you?

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#352873 - 08/16/08 08:39 PM Re: NeWBie....
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starrpowerready, they don't like people asking too many questions. All hell broke loose here a month ago when I dared asked a question about Mr. Marcus and started a thread asking what's the deal with Willie/Donny/Christian.

If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.








Oh well I don't hate you... And I may be submissive dumb and occassionally stupid but never quiet...
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#352874 - 08/16/08 08:40 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

welcome to the board... do you like creampies?


Thanxxx....Hahaha I'm not completely sure what a creampie is...



How old are you?





21...
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#352875 - 08/16/08 08:42 PM Re: NeWBie....
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If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.




I don't get this statement. The two most visible women on this forum are Holly and Gia. I don't think either of them are "dumb, stupid, or quiet." You should reconsider why you are not too popular here.
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#352876 - 08/16/08 08:42 PM Re: NeWBie....
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#352877 - 08/16/08 08:44 PM Re: NeWBie....
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#352878 - 08/16/08 08:44 PM Re: NeWBie....
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#352879 - 08/16/08 08:44 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Quote:

Are you talent, a pencil pusher, have a blog, or just a fan? You seem only to be a fan.




And you are...?
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#352880 - 08/16/08 08:44 PM Re: NeWBie....
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:



I don't get this statement. The two most visible women on this forum are Holly and Gia. I don't think either of them are "dumb, stupid, or quiet." You should reconsider why you are not too popular here.




I see them as quiet.


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#352881 - 08/16/08 08:45 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

And I may be submissive dumb and occassionally stupid but never quiet...




submissive is good
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#352882 - 08/16/08 08:46 PM Re: NeWBie....
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

Quote:

Are you talent, a pencil pusher, have a blog, or just a fan? You seem only to be a fan.




And you are...?




have a blog and a fan

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#352883 - 08/16/08 08:46 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Quote:

Quote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creampie_(sexual_act)




Urban Dictionary is better for things like this ...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cream+pie






Call me stupid but I understood that better than the 1st one...LoL
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#352884 - 08/16/08 08:47 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Quote:

If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.




Actually, you're hated on here for the above outlined in bold.

We don't hate you for asking questions either, we hate you because you're a (aforementioned adjectives) cunt who doesn't bother to research (ie: Google) anything.
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#352885 - 08/16/08 08:48 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Loc: Hell
If I'm dumb and stupid, what does that make Pretty?


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#352886 - 08/16/08 08:48 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Quote:

Quote:

And I may be submissive dumb and occassionally stupid but never quiet...




submissive is good





It's fun!....But I can go either way...
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#352887 - 08/16/08 08:49 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Pretty is just an airhead, but she's not an arrogant asswipe about it.
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#352888 - 08/16/08 08:50 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

And I may be submissive dumb and occassionally stupid but never quiet...




submissive is good





It's fun!....But I can go either way...




as long as it ends with my load coating your vaginal walls its all good. Its no fun if there is no risk that i might have knocked the girl up.
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#352889 - 08/16/08 08:51 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

...have a blog and a fan




Oh. OK. So, you're a fan now. Does that mean you're actually doing research into things before asking stupid questions?
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#352890 - 08/16/08 08:52 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
I checked Google, Wikipedia, and Urban Dictionary yesterday for broomstick cowgirl and couldn't find anything. I might spend an hour or more researching something that I'm writing as an original. I spent maybe two hours last night trying to find someone's picture, someone in porn who is rarely photographed. I do research and check Google for things that are important to me. Not shit that you people want me to check.

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#352891 - 08/16/08 08:52 PM Re: NeWBie....
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Who appointed you the judge on who can post on what thread? I said nothing against her and was being funny. You're the jackass wanting to start shit because you're a board little fucker.


Bored, far from it. I have a real job and Im exhausted, that's why Im going to bed, I have to go to the "REAL" job again tomorrow. I dont sit at home and copy and paste others stories about porn. Porn is not my life, unlike you wish it was yours, I come here for pure entertainment, but Im far from bored. And Im not the the judge, just stating the facts. Unlike you do.
And I dont start shit w/anyone, it's the fucking internet you asshole.
One more fact, you thought you were being funny??? YOU FAILED AGAIN!

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#352892 - 08/16/08 08:53 PM Re: NeWBie....
Darrah Offline
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If I'm an arrogant asswipe, then what does that make 90% of the men on here?

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#352893 - 08/16/08 08:53 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Registered: 08/16/08
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

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And I may be submissive dumb and occassionally stupid but never quiet...




submissive is good







It's fun!....But I can go either way...




as long as it ends with my load coating your vaginal walls its all good. Its no fun if there is no risk that i might have knocked the girl up.





How adventurous of you...Your honesty is greatly appreciated...
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#352894 - 08/16/08 08:53 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

I do research and check Google for things that are important to me.




Somehow, I don't think you're going to find TOO many legal names on the internet for purposes of exploitation.
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#352895 - 08/16/08 08:56 PM Re: NeWBie....
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

as long as it ends with my load coating your vaginal walls its all good. Its no fun if there is no risk that i might have knocked the girl up.



Awww, are you sweet talking her? Tell her about your time at Extreme Associates and how you stopped having sex with your wife six months into your marriage because you were bored. But then do nothing but talk shit about her on here.


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#352896 - 08/16/08 08:58 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Quote:

as long as it ends with my load coating your vaginal walls its all good. Its no fun if there is no risk that i might have knocked the girl up.



Awww, are you sweet talking her? Tell her about your time at Extreme Associates and how you stopped having sex with your wife six months into your marriage because you were bored. But then do nothing but talk shit about her on here.








But really who does fuck their wife even a month after marriage?...
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#352897 - 08/16/08 08:59 PM Re: NeWBie....
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
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Quote:



I don't get this statement. The two most visible women on this forum are Holly and Gia. I don't think either of them are "dumb, stupid, or quiet." You should reconsider why you are not too popular here.




I see them as quiet.






If you meet me in person, I'm actually not that quiet. I have to hold my tounge about a lot of shit that goes down here because I am a working professional in this industry. It's not wise for me to burn any bridges by engaging in mud slinging battles towards anyone, as I might have to deal with them professionally in the future. You can imagine how silly and embarrassing it would be if one day I met with someone I had insulted here, and they brought up "Hey, so what's with the shit you were talking about me on XPT?" I'm not some faceless person who lives in the Midwest and can say whatever I want. But if you meet me in person I'll (usually) give you my honest opinion about anyone. I'm just not going to put it down in writing on the internet. That's something you can never take back.

And BTW, welcome to the board. You'll figure out pretty quickly who the crazies and the morons are here.
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