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#35268 - 07/04/04 02:11 AM Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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It was a heated standoff between the monkey and the zenman and after 6 days of ongoing negotiations an agreement was met late into day 6. Monkey was asking for a guarantee that no more of his posts would be moved, a leg of ham and a fayner autographed $1 bill that he himself had used to snort coke through But settled for a leg of ham and a plain dollar bill from zenman, monkey then said he would be willing to post again but since not all of his demands were met he would be a SHIT LIST poster ONLY. Thats right, monkey is only posting here from now on. It is monkey's aim to build the shitlist to the shit list it was before, in its prime. In other news , BIG news i should say. Monkey has signed on to co host a show on ksex with swami beginning in early 2005, i wish i was joking but i couldn't turn down the deal i was offered (free coffee and bottled water, $40 gas money a week and all the blow jobs from b grade pornstars my penis will allow me to take). Name of the show hasn't been etched in stone yet, but a few that have come to mind in brief conversations are 'welcome to the jungle' not a favorite of mine and the swami and monkey show we get paid for our originality you can see. I am almost compelled to have a top 10 list on why the swami/monkey show will fail, but won't.



Recent questions on whether the monkey would ever post on ADT. Monkey's response to the question



(ADT)
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#35269 - 07/04/04 02:46 AM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I'm so happy....if you'll excuse me....I'm feeling a little verklempt...
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#35270 - 07/04/04 02:58 AM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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#35271 - 07/04/04 06:05 AM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
Lurid1 Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
what the fuck you cheering for dickface toelicker? oh yeah... smelly fucckhead couldn't just ride off into the sunset because he'd rather stick around and annoy. plus he'd last 2 seconds on ADT. guess when you have a free forum you've gotta tolerate the shit washing up... that's why in the U.S. we tolerate fucks like the kkk, nazis, farrakahn, and other assholes.

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#35272 - 07/04/04 06:17 AM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
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what the fuck you cheering for dickface toelicker? oh yeah... smelly fucckhead couldn't just ride off into the sunset because he'd rather stick around and annoy. plus he'd last 2 seconds on ADT. guess when you have a free forum you've gotta tolerate the shit washing up... that's why in the U.S. we tolerate fucks like the kkk, nazis, farrakahn, and other assholes.




You must be thrilled lurid, you no longer have to attempt to come up with an original thought of your own now, you can just attempt to insult monkey on all his threads, oranges for all. Who counts the money, underneath the bar?.
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#35273 - 07/04/04 06:26 AM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
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Registered: 04/21/04
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what the fuck you cheering for dickface toelicker? oh yeah... smelly fucckhead couldn't just ride off into the sunset because he'd rather stick around and annoy. plus he'd last 2 seconds on ADT. guess when you have a free forum you've gotta tolerate the shit washing up... that's why in the U.S. we tolerate fucks like the kkk, nazis, farrakahn, and other assholes.




Are you that emotionally attached to the Monkey that you even attack someone that praises his return? He is funny.

Monkey, let his leash out a bit, he's losing oxygen.

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#35274 - 07/04/04 06:36 AM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
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Loc: interzone
if I was that emotionally attached I would've gone into therapy when he left for half a second. monkey funny? you must be Paula Poundstone's biggest fan because he's about as funny as cancer. That's what he is to this board, but on second thought he's more like AIDS.

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#35275 - 07/04/04 06:41 AM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
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if I was that emotionally attached I would've gone into therapy when he left for half a second. monkey funny? you must be Paula Poundstone's biggest fan because he's about as funny as cancer. That's what he is to this board, but on second thought he's more like AIDS.





funny as cancer is mine again, i have no problem with people using my stuff, its for everyone's use but you can't hate a guy and everything about him, yet use his stuff. I feel like going matt damon on that blonde pony tail guy in good will hunting on you, but can't be bothered so watch the video and use it in this situation yourself. Its like having a tit less b grade sammura here attempting to fill the void.
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#35276 - 07/04/04 06:47 AM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
Lurid1 Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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don't delude yourself: funny as cancer isn't yours. I got it from Alfred E. Neuman...once again, you're my Fayner, loser.

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#35277 - 07/04/04 03:39 PM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
Mikey Ropucha Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 291
Loc: Illinois, the Porn Void
This place just wouldn't be the same without the Monkey anyways
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#35278 - 07/04/04 06:15 PM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
qait freddy, are you doing bakers dozen? (reading your sig file)

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#35279 - 07/04/04 07:23 PM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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This place just wouldn't be the same without the Monkey anyways






Thanks freddy, monkey always likes to feel the love amongst the hate.
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#35280 - 07/04/04 10:12 PM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
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Registered: 02/12/04
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Name of the show hasn't been etched in stone yet, but a few that have come to mind in brief conversations are 'welcome to the jungle' not a favorite of mine and the swami and monkey show we get paid for our originality you can see.




I'm thinking the word "Greek" will somehow find its way in there, Monkey will find it hilarious and Swami won't understand.

Glad to see you back, Monkey.
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#35281 - 07/04/04 10:17 PM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
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Registered: 06/06/04
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Monkey, its hard to believe you, but if you're really doing a KSEX show, that is going to be fucking hilarious!! I can't wait!

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#35282 - 07/04/04 10:34 PM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Thanks arab and asslover. Ksex show is a go, i might actually have some more news of some importance but need to get clearance from a certain person before i can make it public, so as soon as i do i will post it up here. Monkey is now a shit lister only which i think will work out for the best since the people who hate me can just stay on the general where nazis and faschists reign supreme, while the shit list with grip and the monkey promote free speech and free love. If i could blow myself im not sure that i would, i mean any blowjob would feel great but the fact its a penis in your mouth doesn't help, its a catch 22. I'm not sure why i felt the urge to post that. Anyone have a opinions on that comment, what they would do if they could.
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#35283 - 07/04/04 10:40 PM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Monkey, its hard to believe you, but if you're really doing a KSEX show, that is going to be fucking hilarious!! I can't wait!





To be honest im just starting to wrap my head around it. Swami found out who i was (probably through mr poo) and contacted me with the offer, even prior to the postings on this board we never liked each other but we respected our differences of opinions and our personalities can't be any more different, which is what he sold me on, the fact that there is something appealing about that, instead of a show with two guys who think alike and always agree with each other. Downside is the monkey will be revealed, the allure will be gone. Its still a way always yet though.
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#35284 - 07/04/04 10:41 PM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
ok thats just creepy last night i asked some one if they couls suck their own dick would they and they said yes, then i asked him if he had as doppleganger (sp?) would he let it suck his dick and he said no thats gay!
weird

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#35285 - 07/04/04 10:45 PM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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ok thats just creepy last night i asked some one if they couls suck their own dick would they and they said yes, then i asked him if he had as doppleganger (sp?) would he let it suck his dick and he said no thats gay!
weird






(heavy breathing, cold air makes breath visible) I see dead people.

I was reading something on prince today that he had his lower ribs removed in the mid 90's show he could perform that act on himself so thats where it came from for me.
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#35286 - 07/04/04 11:35 PM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
thank god my paranoia is getting the better of me, i just checked the closet for you

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#35287 - 07/05/04 12:34 AM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
Mikey Ropucha Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 291
Loc: Illinois, the Porn Void
Kami, my sig is more "wishful thinking" than anything else. I won't be doing anything (or anybody) in the near future. That would involve a trip to California, which in turn involves actually getting time off work *L* While I do love my job, sometimes it just sucks being the glue that holds a radio station together.

However, should I get time off and make it out there, it'd be nice to accomplish everything on that list

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qait freddy, are you doing bakers dozen? (reading your sig file)


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#35288 - 07/05/04 12:49 PM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
hehe:)

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#35289 - 07/05/04 03:01 PM Re: Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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i just checked the closet for you






That works on so many levels regarding the monkey.
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