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#352898 - 08/16/08 09:00 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Registered: 01/16/07
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If I'm an arrogant asswipe, then what does that make 90% of the men on here?




well.. being carriers of a Y chromosome, they are by nature smarter than you... that in itself is something you cannot help. Being stupider than the average woman however.... well being stupider than Brussel Sprouts for a more accurate representation... is all you toots.

and as for me... i'm an arrogant, chauvinistic, egotistical alpha-asshole. big difference.
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#352899 - 08/16/08 09:00 PM Re: NeWBie....
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I don't get this statement. The two most visible women on this forum are Holly and Gia. I don't think either of them are "dumb, stupid, or quiet." You should reconsider why you are not too popular here.




I see them as quiet.






If you meet me in person, I'm actually not that quiet. I have to hold my tounge about a lot of shit that goes down here because I am a working professional in this industry. It's not wise for me to burn any bridges by engaging in mud slinging battles towards anyone, as I might have to deal with them professionally in the future. You can imagine how silly and embarrassing it would be if one day I met with someone I had insulted here, and they brought up "Hey, so what's with the shit you were talking about me on XPT?" I'm not some faceless person who lives in the Midwest and can say whatever I want. But if you meet me in person I'll (usually) give you my honest opinion about anyone. I'm just not going to put it down in writing on the internet. That's something you can never take back.

And BTW, welcome to the board. You'll figure out pretty quickly who the crazies and the morons are here.




Thanxxx
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#352900 - 08/16/08 09:04 PM Re: NeWBie....
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as long as it ends with my load coating your vaginal walls its all good. Its no fun if there is no risk that i might have knocked the girl up.



Awww, are you sweet talking her? Tell her about your time at Extreme Associates and how you stopped having sex with your wife six months into your marriage because you were bored. But then do nothing but talk shit about her on here.








But really who does fuck their wife even a month after marriage?...




THANK YOU!!! see this one gets it!

and.... since darrah mentioned it... how about a little choking, hair pulling and a little slapping in your sex? lol, lets see how you fit in here.
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#352901 - 08/16/08 09:08 PM Re: NeWBie....
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
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I checked Google, Wikipedia, and Urban Dictionary yesterday for broomstick cowgirl and couldn't find anything. I might spend an hour or more researching something that I'm writing as an original. I spent maybe two hours last night trying to find someone's picture, someone in porn who is rarely photographed. I do research and check Google for things that are important to me. Not shit that you people want me to check.




Well, that explains the general sluggishness of the Internet lately...

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#352902 - 08/16/08 09:11 PM Re: NeWBie....
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as long as it ends with my load coating your vaginal walls its all good. Its no fun if there is no risk that i might have knocked the girl up.



Awww, are you sweet talking her? Tell her about your time at Extreme Associates and how you stopped having sex with your wife six months into your marriage because you were bored. But then do nothing but talk shit about her on here.








But really who does fuck their wife even a month after marriage?...




THANK YOU!!! see this one gets it!

and.... since darrah mentioned it... how about a little choking, hair pulling and a little slapping in your sex? lol, lets see how you fit in here.





That's cool I guess...Not much in to chocking but otherwise...I'll try anything once before I can decide it's not my thing...How would I ever know I like cock unless i try it...agree?
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#352903 - 08/16/08 09:33 PM Re: NeWBie....
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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starrpowerready, they don't like people asking too many questions. All hell broke loose here a month ago when I dared asked a question about Mr. Marcus and started a thread asking what's the deal with Willie/Donny/Christian.

If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.





stfu, darrah. you're like those chicks that can't get a man and make excuses like 'men find me too intimidating.' bish plz. i'm neither submissive, dumb, quiet, or stupid and xpt'ers like me just fine.

starrpowerready, why is your pic blurry?
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#352904 - 08/16/08 09:51 PM Re: NeWBie....
Ogie Oglethorpe Offline
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Registered: 03/12/08
Posts: 189
Loc: Edmonton, AB
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If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.







The reason you are seriously disliked here is because you waltzed through the door with a chip on your shoulder the size of Idaho. Nobody likes a ignorant know-it-all, regardless of them being male, female or whatever Christian XXX is.

Carve yourself off a big slice of humble pie and cram it up your ever-expanding ass.

Starrpowerready, welcome to the board. Ignore everything Darrah says and you'll be fine.



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#352905 - 08/16/08 10:03 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Registered: 08/16/08
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starrpowerready, they don't like people asking too many questions. All hell broke loose here a month ago when I dared asked a question about Mr. Marcus and started a thread asking what's the deal with Willie/Donny/Christian.

If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.





stfu, darrah. you're like those chicks that can't get a man and make excuses like 'men find me too intimidating.' bish plz. i'm neither submissive, dumb, quiet, or stupid and xpt'ers like me just fine.

starrpowerready, why is your pic blurry?


i dunno maybe because im ugly...
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#352906 - 08/16/08 10:04 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.







The reason you are seriously disliked here is because you waltzed through the door with a chip on your shoulder the size of Idaho. Nobody likes a ignorant know-it-all, regardless of them being male, female or whatever Christian XXX is.

Carve yourself off a big slice of humble pie and cram it up your ever-expanding ass.

Starrpowerready, welcome to the board. Ignore everything Darrah says and you'll be fine.




Thanxx so much!
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#352907 - 08/16/08 10:24 PM Re: NeWBie....
Fenris Offline
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Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
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If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.







The reason you are seriously disliked here is because you waltzed through the door with a chip on your shoulder the size of Idaho. Nobody likes a ignorant know-it-all, regardless of them being male, female or whatever Christian XXX is.

Carve yourself off a big slice of humble pie and cram it up your ever-expanding ass.

Starrpowerready, welcome to the board. Ignore everything Darrah says and you'll be fine.




Thanxx so much!




Star, welcome to the board. Darrah's a know it all cunt with a superiority complex. Alex is a semi scary guy fom New York that is obsessed with enema's and bread machines. I don't know what Ben's deal is, he's not terribly loquacious.

The best thing you can do, as Gia said previously, is read, read, read. You will pick it up. If you have an opinion, post it, but be prepared for some tough feedback.

You will learn more on this board in one day than you would anywhere else in one year. Whether that knowledge has any practical value is another point entirely. I leave it for you to interpret.

And you appear far from ugly. If that's you n the pic, you could probably do business in the industry. I can' believe I'm saying this, but pay attention to Pretty. Attitude will take you far farther than intellect or looks ever will.

(I'm not fucking with you pretty, I'm just pointing out your strongest attribute.)

Fenris
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#352908 - 08/16/08 10:30 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
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If I'm an arrogant asswipe, then what does that make 90% of the men on here?




Darrah haters?
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#352909 - 08/16/08 10:33 PM Re: NeWBie....
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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I can' believe I'm saying this, but pay attention to Pretty. Attitude will take you far farther than intellect or looks ever will.



I fear for the future of our young women if they start taking advice from Pretty.


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#352910 - 08/16/08 10:39 PM Re: NeWBie....
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and it makes me hopeful for the future of our young men...
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#352911 - 08/16/08 10:44 PM Re: NeWBie....
Fenris Offline
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Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
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I can' believe I'm saying this, but pay attention to Pretty. Attitude will take you far farther than intellect or looks ever will.



I fear for the future of our young women if they start taking advice from Pretty.






This is a porn board you worthless cunt, and whether you like it or not Pretty is far more successful than you will ever be.

I would suggest you go back and read her posts. She is relentlessly positive and downright twisted in her sexual preferences. It is the first part of her personality that guarantees that she will be surprisingly successful in the long run, unlike you, the pathetic hack blogger wannabe.

I take that back. It's unfair to hacks. You should aspire to hackery Darrah, it would be a significant step up for you.

Fenris
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#352912 - 08/16/08 11:00 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.







The reason you are seriously disliked here is because you waltzed through the door with a chip on your shoulder the size of Idaho. Nobody likes a ignorant know-it-all, regardless of them being male, female or whatever Christian XXX is.

Carve yourself off a big slice of humble pie and cram it up your ever-expanding ass.

Starrpowerready, welcome to the board. Ignore everything Darrah says and you'll be fine.




Thanxx so much!




Star, welcome to the board. Darrah's a know it all cunt with a superiority complex. Alex is a semi scary guy fom New York that is obsessed with enema's and bread machines. I don't know what Ben's deal is, he's not terribly loquacious.

The best thing you can do, as Gia said previously, is read, read, read. You will pick it up. If you have an opinion, post it, but be prepared for some tough feedback.

You will learn more on this board in one day than you would anywhere else in one year. Whether that knowledge has any practical value is another point entirely. I leave it for you to interpret.

And you appear far from ugly. If that's you n the pic, you could probably do business in the industry. I can' believe I'm saying this, but pay attention to Pretty. Attitude will take you far farther than intellect or looks ever will.

(I'm not fucking with you pretty, I'm just pointing out your strongest attribute.)

Fenris






Yes that is me in the pic, Thanx Fenris...I also want to thank all of you who are welcoming me to the boards... But I seemed to have missed something, Whos is Pretty? and Why is Darrah such a cunt?...She needs to get fucked ASAP and lighten up..Life's too short to be bitching all the time, Im not trying to start shit. But fuck. Let's all be friends!
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#352913 - 08/16/08 11:05 PM Re: NeWBie....
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agreed, and as friends we should start things off on the right foot. and by that i mean show us your tits.
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#352914 - 08/16/08 11:10 PM Re: NeWBie....
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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agreed, and as friends we should start things off on the right foot. and by that i mean show us your tits.



My tits are non-existent...Hahaha...Sucks to be me...
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#352915 - 08/16/08 11:15 PM Re: NeWBie....
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
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Yes that is me in the pic, Thanx Fenris...I also want to thank all of you who are welcoming me to the boards... But I seemed to have missed something, Whos is Pretty? and Why is Darrah such a cunt?...She needs to get fucked ASAP and lighten up..Life's too short to be bitching all the time, Im not trying to start shit. But fuck. Let's all be friends!




Pretty is our resident whore wannabe that is impressing the shit out of me (and others that will not admit it.) with her relentlessly positive attitude for the business. I was appalled by her at first but she is rapidly becoming one of my favorite posters due to the fact that she hardly ever says anything negative about anybody and she literally wants to be the best whore she can be.

I can't argue with that or knock it. I can only applaud it. She is truly metamorphosing into something special while we watch. I honestly feel that she's a little plastic surgery away from real success.

(Pretty, please don't take that as a slam. Time passes and parts sag. It's life. You got into this game a little late, that's all. I would slapfuck you unconscious in a heartbeat and leave you violated and covered in splooge if I had an opportunity. And I mean that in the very best way.)

Darrah is a cunt because she's a wannabe blogger and attention whore that's allergic to work, research, common sense and even friendly advice. It's a constant debate as to whether she is actually someone's alt that is just playing an elaborate joke on us.

Fenris
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#352916 - 08/16/08 11:17 PM Re: NeWBie....
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agreed, and as friends we should start things off on the right foot. and by that i mean show us your tits.



My tits are non-existent...Hahaha...Sucks to be me...




Gia's tits are non-existent too, but she still shows them and people like her.
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#352917 - 08/16/08 11:29 PM Re: NeWBie....
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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and Why is Darrah such a cunt?...She needs to get fucked ASAP and lighten up..



You know nothing of what's been going on.

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#352918 - 08/16/08 11:30 PM Re: NeWBie....
Hyde Offline
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Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
Come to think of it, you've got a hefty pair of tits yourself Malice.
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#352919 - 08/16/08 11:52 PM Re: NeWBie....
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Hey guys its my first night on here, maybe if i decide to show my tiny titties one day this wont be it..and im sure people will like me regardless of weather i show em or not...
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#352920 - 08/17/08 03:10 AM Re: NeWBie....
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Come to think of it, you've got a hefty pair of tits yourself Malice.






He's back! How was Thailand? Or should I ask: how were the little Thai?
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#352921 - 08/17/08 03:28 AM Re: NeWBie....
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Hey guys its my first night on here, maybe if i decide to show my tiny titties one day this wont be it..and im sure people will like me regardless of weather i show em or not...




We'd like you better if you showed us your ass...
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#352922 - 08/17/08 03:35 AM Re: NeWBie....
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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I love craigslist... If i show a body part,whats in it for me???....
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#352923 - 08/17/08 03:44 AM Re: NeWBie....
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Either A)adulation or B)humiliation. Or maybe both at the same time. Now where's that pic....
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#352924 - 08/17/08 03:46 AM Re: NeWBie....
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Either A)adulation or B)humiliation. Or maybe both at the same time. Now where's that pic....


i dunno...where is it???
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#352925 - 08/17/08 03:47 AM Re: NeWBie....
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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I love craigslist... If i show a body part,whats in it for me???....




I'm sure we can put together a few quarts of semen for you to drink/rub all over your face.

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#352926 - 08/17/08 03:54 AM Re: NeWBie....
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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I love craigslist... If i show a body part,whats in it for me???....




I'm sure we can put together a few quarts of semen for you to drink/rub all over your face.




Sounds like a plan I'm in cali...Bring a camera, hot guys, and plenty of meth...I'll be here waiting...
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#352927 - 08/17/08 04:03 AM Re: NeWBie....
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Sounds like a plan I'm in cali...Bring a camera, hot guys, and plenty of meth...I'll be here waiting...



You're someone's sock account aren't you? I got the feeling after first looking at your Myspace url. >> bradleysmellslikepoop And never have I ever heard any woman say what you just said on a public forum. And I've been to some really bat shit forums.

You don't watch porn? So where did you hear about XPT?



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#352928 - 08/17/08 04:15 AM Re: NeWBie....
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Sounds like a plan I'm in cali...Bring a camera, hot guys, and plenty of meth...I'll be here waiting...



You're someone's sock account aren't you? I got the feeling after first looking at your Myspace url. >> bradleysmellslikepoop And never have I ever heard any woman say what you just said on a public forum. And I've been to some really bat shit forums.

You don't watch porn? So where did you hear about XPT?









whats a sock account??? and my friend was over the other day and showed me ...he doesnt post just read....and no i dont watch porn...whats wrong with what I said??...looks fine to me....
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#352929 - 08/17/08 04:45 AM Re: NeWBie....
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Why is Darrah such a cunt?...She needs to get fucked ASAP and lighten up..Life's too short to be bitching all the time, Im not trying to start shit. But fuck. Let's all be friends!




See, you're catching on already. I'd say it's Paranoid Schizophrenia, but it could be a number of things.

Welcome to the board, SPR.

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#352930 - 08/17/08 05:11 AM Re: NeWBie....
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and Why is Darrah such a cunt?...She needs to get fucked ASAP and lighten up..



You know nothing of what's been going on.





See? She's already started the nattering negativity with the new girl. Like I said earlier, no thread goes unsullied by this shrewish monster.
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#352931 - 08/17/08 07:02 AM Re: NeWBie....
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
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and Why is Darrah such a cunt?...She needs to get fucked ASAP and lighten up..



You know nothing of what's been going on.





So says the subject of my signature.
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#352932 - 08/17/08 07:19 AM Re: NeWBie....
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Why is Darrah such a cunt?...She needs to get fucked ASAP and lighten up..Life's too short to be bitching all the time, Im not trying to start shit. But fuck. Let's all be friends!





See, you're catching on already. I'd say it's Paranoid Schizophrenia, but it could be a number of things.

Welcome to the board, SPR.




Thanxx...All the warm welcomes are greatly appreciated....
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#352933 - 08/17/08 11:47 AM Re: NeWBie....
Hyde Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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Why is Darrah such a cunt?...She needs to get fucked ASAP and lighten up..Life's too short to be bitching all the time, Im not trying to start shit. But fuck. Let's all be friends!





See, you're catching on already. I'd say it's Paranoid Schizophrenia, but it could be a number of things.

Welcome to the board, SPR.




Thanxx...All the warm welcomes are greatly appreciated....





I wish I could tell you there's nothing positive to be gained from this place, but 82 posts in 24 hours tells me you're a lost cause. All the same, the favorable attention your posts have already generated are a testament to the board's sparse and infrequent experiences with anything female... so you may have a bright future here at that. Gain 20lbs and start selling your shit, and you could be the next Ceara Lynch.


Post the first PMs from Burg and Fatty in the Cage asap.
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#352934 - 08/17/08 11:50 AM Re: NeWBie....
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Why is Darrah such a cunt?...She needs to get fucked ASAP and lighten up..Life's too short to be bitching all the time, Im not trying to start shit. But fuck. Let's all be friends!









See, you're catching on already. I'd say it's Paranoid Schizophrenia, but it could be a number of things.

Welcome to the board, SPR.




Thanxx...All the warm welcomes are greatly appreciated....





I wish I could tell you there's nothing positive to be gained from this place, but 82 posts in 24 hours tells me you're a lost cause. All the same, the favorable attention your posts have already generated are a testament to the board's sparse and infrequent experiences with anything female... so you may have a bright future here at that. Gain 20lbs and start selling your shit, and you could be the next Ceara Lynch.


Post the first PMs from Burg and Fatty in the Cage asap.




GAIN 20??? are you nuts! ..and no pm's yet..btu why do you want me to post them???
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#352935 - 08/17/08 11:53 AM Re: NeWBie....
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GAINING 20 POUNDS WOULD BE INSANE FOR WHAT PURPOSE....SELL WHAT SHIT??....CEARA LYNCH???
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#352936 - 08/17/08 12:25 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Kim Kardashian has one of the most talked about figures out there now in Hollywood. I think I read she's 5 ft 4 and maybe 140 pounds.


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#352937 - 08/17/08 12:29 PM Re: NeWBie....
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ANYWAYS...so you guys still think I'm fake???
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#352938 - 08/17/08 12:32 PM Re: NeWBie....
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ANYWAYS...so you guys still think I'm fake???




This ain't our first rodeo.

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#352939 - 08/17/08 12:33 PM Re: NeWBie....
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ANYWAYS...so you guys still think I'm fake???




This ain't our first rodeo.





Still Lost...
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#352940 - 08/17/08 12:34 PM Re: NeWBie....
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does that make darrah our rodeo clown?
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#352941 - 08/17/08 12:34 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Kim Kardashian has one of the most talked about figures out there now in Hollywood. I think I read she's 5 ft 4 and maybe 140 pounds.




Only guys that make less than $30K/year think she's hot.
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#352942 - 08/17/08 12:37 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Kim Kardashian has one of the most talked about figures out there now in Hollywood. I think I read she's 5 ft 4 and maybe 140 pounds.




Only guys that make less than $30K/year think she's hot.




Do guys prefer girls who are fake looking or normal?...I think they like fake...But who knows im not a guy...
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#352943 - 08/17/08 12:39 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Kim Kardashian has one of the most talked about figures out there now in Hollywood. I think I read she's 5 ft 4 and maybe 140 pounds.




Only guys that make less than $30K/year think she's hot.




^^^^^ oh the things that could be read into that very accurate statement.
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#352944 - 08/17/08 12:43 PM Re: NeWBie....
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does that make darrah our rodeo clown?



You're insulting me with this noob here? She makes me look like a poet laureate.

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#352945 - 08/17/08 12:45 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Only guys that make less than $30K/year think she's hot.



I despise the woman. But she can be very beautiful when she doesn't have the caked on makeup. Men making over $30K/year, please tell who they think is hot.

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#352946 - 08/17/08 12:49 PM Re: NeWBie....
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ScarJo, LiLo, Peneolpe Cruz... my obsession of the moment Nana.
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#352947 - 08/17/08 12:51 PM Re: NeWBie....
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Does anyone know what that Darrah bitch looks like??...I bet she looks like shit...Im glad you do write better than me, after all THAT IS YOUR "JOB".... right?
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