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If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cream+pie

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Bored, far from it. I have a real job and Im exhausted, that's why Im going to bed, I have to go to the "REAL" job again tomorrow. I dont sit at home and copy and paste others stories about porn. Porn is not my life, unlike you wish it was yours, I come here for pure entertainment, but Im far from bored. And Im not the the judge, just stating the facts. Unlike you do.
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I checked Google, Wikipedia, and Urban Dictionary yesterday for broomstick cowgirl and couldn't find anything. I might spend an hour or more researching something that I'm writing as an original. I spent maybe two hours last night trying to find someone's picture, someone in porn who is rarely photographed. I do research and check Google for things that are important to me. Not shit that you people want me to check.

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Carve yourself off a big slice of humble pie and cram it up your ever-expanding ass.

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The reason you are seriously disliked here is because you waltzed through the door with a chip on your shoulder the size of Idaho. Nobody likes a ignorant know-it-all, regardless of them being male, female or whatever Christian XXX is.

Carve yourself off a big slice of humble pie and cram it up your ever-expanding ass.

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The reason you are seriously disliked here is because you waltzed through the door with a chip on your shoulder the size of Idaho. Nobody likes a ignorant know-it-all, regardless of them being male, female or whatever Christian XXX is.

Carve yourself off a big slice of humble pie and cram it up your ever-expanding ass.

Starrpowerready, welcome to the board. Ignore everything Darrah says and you'll be fine.

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The reason you are seriously disliked here is because you waltzed through the door with a chip on your shoulder the size of Idaho. Nobody likes a ignorant know-it-all, regardless of them being male, female or whatever Christian XXX is.

Carve yourself off a big slice of humble pie and cram it up your ever-expanding ass.

Starrpowerready, welcome to the board. Ignore everything Darrah says and you'll be fine.

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Star, welcome to the board. Darrah's a know it all cunt with a superiority complex. Alex is a semi scary guy fom New York that is obsessed with enema's and bread machines. I don't know what Ben's deal is, he's not terribly loquacious.

The best thing you can do, as Gia said previously, is read, read, read. You will pick it up. If you have an opinion, post it, but be prepared for some tough feedback.

You will learn more on this board in one day than you would anywhere else in one year. Whether that knowledge has any practical value is another point entirely. I leave it for you to interpret.

And you appear far from ugly. If that's you n the pic, you could probably do business in the industry. I can' believe I'm saying this, but pay attention to Pretty. Attitude will take you far farther than intellect or looks ever will.

(I'm not fucking with you pretty, I'm just pointing out your strongest attribute.)

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Yes that is me in the pic, Thanx Fenris...I also want to thank all of you who are welcoming me to the boards... But I seemed to have missed something, Whos is Pretty? and Why is Darrah such a cunt?...She needs to get fucked ASAP and lighten up..Life's too short to be bitching all the time, Im not trying to start shit. But fuck. Let's all be friends!

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Yes that is me in the pic, Thanx Fenris...I also want to thank all of you who are welcoming me to the boards... But I seemed to have missed something, Whos is Pretty? and Why is Darrah such a cunt?...She needs to get fucked ASAP and lighten up..Life's too short to be bitching all the time, Im not trying to start shit. But fuck. Let's all be friends!

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Hey guys its my first night on here, maybe if i decide to show my tiny titties one day this wont be it..and im sure people will like me regardless of weather i show em or not...

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You're someone's sock account aren't you? I got the feeling after first looking at your Myspace url. >> bradleysmellslikepoop And never have I ever heard any woman say what you just said on a public forum. And I've been to some really bat shit forums.

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See, you're catching on already. I'd say it's Paranoid Schizophrenia, but it could be a number of things.

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I wish I could tell you there's nothing positive to be gained from this place, but 82 posts in 24 hours tells me you're a lost cause. All the same, the favorable attention your posts have already generated are a testament to the board's sparse and infrequent experiences with anything female... so you may have a bright future here at that. Gain 20lbs and start selling your shit, and you could be the next Ceara Lynch.


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AS A MOD, I WILL SPEAK MY MIND NOW:

Ok, move on, show's over. starrpoweready, with 50 zillion posts of nothing but 'hey guys, look at me," stfu and just be fluff or start posting some quality matter that's thoughtful/insightful instead of more crap that refects the convo back to you. yeah, yeah you hate darrah and you're not darrah. we get it. you should've moved on from this point at post #56 or so. the rest of you, i'm disapointed. you act like you've never seen a girl before.

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Ok, move on, show's over. starrpoweready, with 50 zillion posts of nothing but 'hey guys, look at me," stfu and just be fluff or start posting some quality matter that's thoughtful/insightful instead of more crap that refects the convo back to you. yeah, yeah you hate darrah and you're not darrah. we get it. you should've moved on from this point at post #56 or so. the rest of you, i'm disapointed. you act like you've never seen a girl before.

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