and take a couple of pics so the world can see how adorable she is

"A white bread American dude asked me where he could find some "animal movies" in the store. To which I replied, "Dude, that's illegal" and went back to rearranging the lube display. Fifteen minutes later when he came to the counter with his rentals he said "So, animal moves are illegal, huh? Like fisting and stuff?" I explained to him while fisting stuff is sort of on a county-by-county basis, bestiality is a no-no throughout the country. He sort of frowned and replied "Oh, I guess all the stuff on my computer at home is illegal then.""