There's absolutely no way on this Earth I could ever please or attempt to please an experienced porn whore. I won't even try. But I do my own thing and some of the civilian ladies I bang seem happy with it.

If I started dating a chick and she said "Oh, I used to do porn," (of course I would do a little checking) I would make every attempt to please her but I'll still get my nuts off, no matter what.

At this time, Burg sir, please add me into your will. I will make you proud of whatever small contribution is given to me.