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#35268 - 07/04/04 02:11 AM
Smelly Monkey/ Zenman stand off ENDS
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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It was a heated standoff between the monkey and the zenman and after 6 days of ongoing negotiations an agreement was met late into day 6. Monkey was asking for a guarantee that no more of his posts would be moved, a leg of ham and a fayner autographed $1 bill that he himself had used to snort coke through But settled for a leg of ham and a plain dollar bill from zenman, monkey then said he would be willing to post again but since not all of his demands were met he would be a SHIT LIST poster ONLY. Thats right, monkey is only posting here from now on. It is monkey's aim to build the shitlist to the shit list it was before, in its prime. In other news , BIG news i should say. Monkey has signed on to co host a show on ksex with swami beginning in early 2005, i wish i was joking but i couldn't turn down the deal i was offered (free coffee and bottled water, $40 gas money a week and all the blow jobs from b grade pornstars my penis will allow me to take). Name of the show hasn't been etched in stone yet, but a few that have come to mind in brief conversations are 'welcome to the jungle' not a favorite of mine and the swami and monkey show we get paid for our originality you can see. I am almost compelled to have a top 10 list on why the swami/monkey show will fail, but won't. Recent questions on whether the monkey would ever post on ADT. Monkey's response to the question  (ADT)
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#35277 - 07/04/04 03:39 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/03/03
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Loc: Illinois, the Porn Void
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This place just wouldn't be the same without the Monkey anyways
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#35278 - 07/04/04 06:15 PM
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Whoremaster
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qait freddy, are you doing bakers dozen? (reading your sig file)
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#35282 - 07/04/04 10:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Thanks arab and asslover. Ksex show is a go, i might actually have some more news of some importance but need to get clearance from a certain person before i can make it public, so as soon as i do i will post it up here. Monkey is now a shit lister only which i think will work out for the best since the people who hate me can just stay on the general where nazis and faschists reign supreme, while the shit list with grip and the monkey promote free speech and free love. If i could blow myself im not sure that i would, i mean any blowjob would feel great but the fact its a penis in your mouth doesn't help, its a catch 22. I'm not sure why i felt the urge to post that. Anyone have a opinions on that comment, what they would do if they could.
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#35283 - 07/04/04 10:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Monkey, its hard to believe you, but if you're really doing a KSEX show, that is going to be fucking hilarious!! I can't wait!
To be honest im just starting to wrap my head around it. Swami found out who i was (probably through mr poo) and contacted me with the offer, even prior to the postings on this board we never liked each other but we respected our differences of opinions and our personalities can't be any more different, which is what he sold me on, the fact that there is something appealing about that, instead of a show with two guys who think alike and always agree with each other. Downside is the monkey will be revealed, the allure will be gone. Its still a way always yet though.
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#35284 - 07/04/04 10:41 PM
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Whoremaster
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ok thats just creepy last night i asked some one if they couls suck their own dick would they and they said yes, then i asked him if he had as doppleganger (sp?) would he let it suck his dick and he said no thats gay!
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#35286 - 07/04/04 11:35 PM
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Whoremaster
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thank god my paranoia is getting the better of me, i just checked the closet for you
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#35287 - 07/05/04 12:34 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/03/03
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Kami, my sig is more "wishful thinking" than anything else. I won't be doing anything (or anybody) in the near future. That would involve a trip to California, which in turn involves actually getting time off work *L* While I do love my job, sometimes it just sucks being the glue that holds a radio station together. However, should I get time off and make it out there, it'd be nice to accomplish everything on that list  Quote:
qait freddy, are you doing bakers dozen? (reading your sig file)
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#35288 - 07/05/04 12:49 PM
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