My buddy always uses 'splooge' to upset whoever he is interacting with as far as customer service. He phoned my buddy's gelato store and berated the girls saying his restaurant got the wrong delivery. "Tell Randy I'm pissed! You gave me hazelnut when I asked for Sploooooooooooooooooooooooooge!"
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock