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#352716 - 08/15/08 11:25 PM Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
TheBillyvassi Offline
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Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
So i know some of you use the site, to hire for shoots and to just feel good about yourself in general.

how about posting some hilarious, pathetic or actual hidden gems.

ill start
SexyJobs ID # 96559


gold...she looks ripe for the picking.
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#352717 - 08/15/08 11:33 PM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I'll help you out here. link. xpt users by nature are lazy. if you don't provide a link, more often than not, no one will bother.

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#352718 - 08/16/08 12:19 AM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
Anonymous
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not too bad....and she actually took & uploaded the right shot....


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#352719 - 08/16/08 12:46 AM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
moxxie maddron Offline
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Registered: 09/18/06
Posts: 220
I'll reply from the talent side.... When I first started doing hardcore.. I was very trusting, naive, and didnt have anyone to advise me on how to do this whole thing. I placed an ad on sexyjobs. I musta had new sucker written in the ad somewhere...
There are a LOT of predatorial, completely NON legit fake companies on there looking to get a hold of girls who simply dont know any better.
When I updated my resume, putting my ad at the top for a day, I would get so many bullshit, scandalous offers from douche rocket mother fuckers it is not even funny.
I dont know how the typical jobseekers are, but I DO know how the typical talent seekers are on average, in my past experience.
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#352720 - 08/16/08 08:58 AM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
Browser Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 204
She's not going to get much work. She says she won't travel or relocate for a job.

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#352721 - 08/16/08 09:38 AM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
TheBillyvassi Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
either way , shes fucking mint.
like dear god..


and yes moxxie i have had several models i work with , put an ad up and the flood of turds emailing is almost instantaneous
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#352722 - 08/16/08 09:42 AM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
lots and lots of webcam job offers with bad cuts
and pic collectors- ie: "send pics to blahblah@gmail.com" and then you hear nothing back from them

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#352723 - 08/16/08 10:05 AM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Manchester Connecticut? Holy shiite, she is a Kidney stones throw away from Chateau Burg-lair here on the Banks of the Connecticut River and the woodsy thickets of Connecticut that hide all manner of filthy deeds from nosey neighbors. I should try and find her and tell her to come and post here! If she cant drive or travel she should be easy to locate at one of the clubs within 30 minutes of Hartford....I cant tell from these cruddy pictures if she is really cute or not? Plus, I tend to get really annoyed with 18 yr old fledgling whores. Unlike the predatory wolves who preyed upon dear friend Moxxie when she was a newbie, Burglar is unable to take advantage (well, FULL advantage ) of totally naive, innocently stupid young wannabe whores...it just feels lousy and really isnt worth it.

if I find this Holly Love, i will refer her to Moxxie to take under her Motherly wings as she attempts to build a porn career ... Moxxie can make sure the 18 yr old whore is violated and degraded in the most advantageous way possible for her, wont ya Moxx?.

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#352724 - 08/16/08 10:52 AM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
Anonymous
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Well imagine that….perverts, scallywags, scoundrels, con men and frauds. Never thought that they would inhabit the “adult” industry would you??? So this IS the only real reason that people in the agent/manager (AKA PIMPING) business can get away with all of what they do and that the average pw has no other recourse but to trash them on all occasions as possible.

I guess it’s merely just a bump in the “food chain” that is porn…girls go to craigslist and end up getting scammed….since those ads are placed absolutely and completely FREE. Then they go to somewhere like sexyjobs with the notion that most people on there are actually professionals…thinking that since they actually had to pay something to become a member there that they shouldn’t have any trouble and everyone would be completely legitimate…..then after getting burned at least once there…They finally come to the realization that unless you ACTUALLY either know everyone in porn or have made a name for yourself in the adult business that you would be just better off being once again either fucked out of money or fucked out of some ass just to have the comfort of being able to know that the shoot your scheduled for this afternoon will probably go as planned without a hitch…you will then get your money and will be able to go home just as you arrived there on set…..in one piece.

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#352725 - 08/16/08 11:11 AM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Get rollin' Burg. That's a sweet, fresh piece of ass!
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#352726 - 08/16/08 02:41 PM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
TheBillyvassi Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
Quote:

Well imagine that….perverts, scallywags, scoundrels, con men and frauds. Never thought that they would inhabit the “adult” industry would you??? So this IS the only real reason that people in the agent/manager (AKA PIMPING) business can get away with all of what they do and that the average pw has no other recourse but to trash them on all occasions as possible.

I guess it’s merely just a bump in the “food chain” that is porn…girls go to craigslist and end up getting scammed….since those ads are placed absolutely and completely FREE. Then they go to somewhere like sexyjobs with the notion that most people on there are actually professionals…thinking that since they actually had to pay something to become a member there that they shouldn’t have any trouble and everyone would be completely legitimate…..then after getting burned at least once there…They finally come to the realization that unless you ACTUALLY either know everyone in porn or have made a name for yourself in the adult business that you would be just better off being once again either fucked out of money or fucked out of some ass just to have the comfort of being able to know that the shoot your scheduled for this afternoon will probably go as planned without a hitch…you will then get your money and will be able to go home just as you arrived there on set…..in one piece.





that was well put sir
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#352727 - 08/16/08 07:32 PM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Manchester Connecticut? Holy shiite, she is a Kidney stones throw away from Chateau Burg-lair here on the Banks of the Connecticut River and the woodsy thickets of Connecticut that hide all manner of filthy deeds from nosey neighbors. I should try and find her and tell her to come and post here! If she cant drive or travel she should be easy to locate at one of the clubs within 30 minutes of Hartford....I cant tell from these cruddy pictures if she is really cute or not? Plus, I tend to get really annoyed with 18 yr old fledgling whores.




You moved back to New England, Burg?

Holly Love is a cute whore.

This wannabe whore isn't gonna get far
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#352728 - 08/17/08 05:30 AM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Get rollin' Burg. That's a sweet, fresh piece of ass!





I only made it to one club outside Hartford last night, no one had heard of this chick...she might be working in western Mass, or possibly in Southern Connecticut closer to NYC and where all the rich live in southwestern Connecticut.

I've often played out a scenario in my head whereby I find a young, totally FRESH and new 18 yr old who WANTS to become a whore...just flat out WANTS it, cant imagine a more inspired destiny for herself. Being 18 and new, she is as yet UN-Spoiled and not fully aware yet of her total powers and capabilities as a wanton whore...that's where I step/roll in....In my patented win-win approach to client-whore relations, and in my usual generous-but-not-creepily-or-compromisingly-so manner, I could give this 18 yr old a life far in excess of anything she could otherwise hope for or dream at this stage of her whorish development, while I could get a totally BLANK/CLEAN slate, moldable rookie whore to develop into my ideal accessorie...how long do you all think this would last? a year? 2 years? Then, either she gets greedy and pulls some unreasonable power play on me and demands something beyond my pareto graph of cum-gobbling utility...or I just get totally fucking bored.

"Sugar daddyism" is vastly overrated .... "Sugar Burglarism" (Never spending too Much time or $$$ with any ONE indiviudal whore but MAXIMIZING the quality of the time and $$$ you DO spend) is the way to go.....
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#352729 - 08/17/08 06:04 AM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
Smell of Anus Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
Quote:

Quote:

Get rollin' Burg. That's a sweet, fresh piece of ass!





I only made it to one club outside Hartford last night, no one had heard of this chick...she might be working in western Mass, or possibly in Southern Connecticut closer to NYC and where all the rich live in southwestern Connecticut.

I've often played out a scenario in my head whereby I find a young, totally FRESH and new 18 yr old who WANTS to become a whore...just flat out WANTS it, cant imagine a more inspired destiny for herself. Being 18 and new, she is as yet UN-Spoiled and not fully aware yet of her total powers and capabilities as a wanton whore...that's where I step/roll in....In my patented win-win approach to client-whore relations, and in my usual generous-but-not-creepily-or-compromisingly-so manner, I could give this 18 yr old a life far in excess of anything she could otherwise hope for or dream at this stage of her whorish development, while I could get a totally BLANK/CLEAN slate, moldable rookie whore to develop into my ideal accessorie...how long do you all think this would last? a year? 2 years? Then, either she gets greedy and pulls some unreasonable power play on me and demands something beyond my pareto graph of cum-gobbling utility...or I just get totally fucking bored.

"Sugar daddyism" is vastly overrated .... "Sugar Burglarism" (Never spending too Much time or $$$ with any ONE indiviudal whore but MAXIMIZING the quality of the time and $$$ you DO spend) is the way to go.....





Let me tell you this in the most tasteful way that I can. A girl that at 18 years old WANTS to become a whore is not going to be pure, innocent or clean. You're way too late at that point. And the only blank thing about her is going to be her eyes responding to the drugs pumping inside her body.

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#352730 - 08/18/08 02:41 AM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
Anonymous
Unregistered


hot for an over 30er

http://sexyjobs.com/talent_details.asp?ID=74152

nice but then..............ouch....

Solo or B/G with husband only (anal available)!!!

Sorry you lose ...thanks for playing!!!

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#352731 - 08/25/08 01:49 PM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
Anonymous
Unregistered


How about.................

SexyJobs ID # 97107


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#352732 - 08/25/08 02:23 PM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
^^hmmm... she does double penetration, triple penetration and gangbangs, but draws the line at 'anything involving pain.' whuh? isn't that like an oxymoron? still, "pope" is an extremely underused porn name, so bonus points!
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#352733 - 08/25/08 02:37 PM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

How about.................

SexyJobs ID # 97107





Skinny, blonde, big tits and a lazy eye. All are pluses. What other pics does she have?


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#352734 - 08/25/08 03:28 PM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
Romeo is bleeding Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 35
Little Miss # 96559's resume has been deleted. She must have gotten cold feet. Either that or the job at Wallymart came through.
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#352735 - 08/26/08 08:52 PM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
TheBillyvassi Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
i think the best scenes in porn are shot by scum (like me ) who get one scene witha girl before she changes her mind and goes back to being a civilian.
rare, fresh, porn pussy ....
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#352736 - 08/30/08 11:54 AM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
TheBillyvassi Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
SexyJobs ID #
97446


...and shes back as a companion...someone nail her an dtake pics already...ill put a 100$ cash bounty on it. ..
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#352737 - 08/31/08 08:30 AM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Yeah, I'm sure all the NYC-area yuppies are just going to fawn of this emo chick & her lip piercing.
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#352738 - 08/31/08 01:12 PM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
TheBillyvassi Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
its New york...im sure it has its share of alt porn ....one can only hope someone properly violates her
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#352739 - 09/14/08 10:33 PM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
Anonymous
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http://sexyjobs.com/talent_details.asp?ID=106325
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KAY KAY-

I am a cute petite blond college student and need extra cash! People have always told me Hitler would love me LOL!!

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#352740 - 09/15/08 04:15 AM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Can someone snuff this kid out? On film, if possible.
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#352741 - 08/08/09 02:22 PM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
Anonymous
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http://sexyjobs.com/talent_details.asp?ID=73917



Gianna Bella Ferrari's-

Adult Film Actress, Model, Contract Analyst, District Manager of Reputable Telecommunications company, Mortgage Originator/broker, Loan processer, Massage Therapist.

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#352742 - 01/18/10 05:41 PM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
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#352744 - 01/23/10 06:39 PM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
TheBillyvassi Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
Fucking Classic.....will do scat but not black men LMFAO

http://www.sexyjobs.com/talent_details.asp?ID=132488

take that info and use it as you will.

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#352745 - 01/25/10 07:05 AM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Oh my, is that to say that black men are lower than SHIT!!??
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#352746 - 01/25/10 03:17 PM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
TheBillyvassi Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
i really thought someone would bite quicker then that
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#352747 - 01/25/10 10:25 PM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Sorry, I only live here part-time. I spend the rest of my existance in mom's basement.
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#352748 - 07/28/10 02:11 AM Re: Sexyjobs.com horror stories/ good finds
Anonymous
Unregistered


http://sexyjobs.com/talent_details.asp?State=FL&BodyType=%25&Submit=Search%21&Country=USA&Orientation=%25&Sex=Female&DesiredJob=%25&Age=1&HairType=%25&Eyes=%25&Ethnicity=%25&offset=15&ID=138329


Quote:


I have an agent. I'm available for b/g g/g b/b/g group. I'm brand new to the biz. I'm white mixed with Asian.





so she "have" an agent....then the question perhaps is why aint he/she keeping you busy???

why are you then on sexyjobs....

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