It was a heated standoff between the monkey and the zenman and after 6 days of ongoing negotiations an agreement was met late into day 6. Monkey was asking for a guarantee that no more of his posts would be moved, a leg of ham and a fayner autographed $1 bill that he himself had used to snort coke through But settled for a leg of ham and a plain dollar bill from zenman, monkey then said he would be willing to post again but since not all of his demands were met he would be a SHIT LIST poster ONLY. Thats right, monkey is only posting here from now on. It is monkey's aim to build the shitlist to the shit list it was before, in its prime. In other news , BIG news i should say. Monkey has signed on to co host a show on ksex with swami beginning in early 2005, i wish i was joking but i couldn't turn down the deal i was offered (free coffee and bottled water, $40 gas money a week and all the blow jobs from b grade pornstars my penis will allow me to take). Name of the show hasn't been etched in stone yet, but a few that have come to mind in brief conversations are 'welcome to the jungle' not a favorite of mine and the swami and monkey show we get paid for our originality you can see. I am almost compelled to have a top 10 list on why the swami/monkey show will fail, but won't.



Recent questions on whether the monkey would ever post on ADT. Monkey's response to the question



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