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#352427 - 08/14/08 06:00 PM Predictions on Darrah's return post
turningblue Offline
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I was going to try to come up with something clever but this is Darrah.

Khan Cussion, Jim B, Mr. Longshot, anyone?
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#352428 - 08/14/08 06:27 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Jigaloo Offline
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The stupid cunt relies on Darth Powder as a legitimate source of news.

I think the penalty box has been good for Darrah as she was able to spend more time working on her daddy issues and being fingered by homeless men.
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#352429 - 08/14/08 07:06 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Fenris Offline
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Quote:

The stupid cunt relies on Darth Powder as a legitimate source of news.

I think the penalty box has been good for Darrah as she was able to spend more time working on her daddy issues and being fingered by homeless men.




I've got $5 on 'I'm back you fucking assholes!' in the middle of some random thread that is previously underailed.

What I want to know is where the hell is Lou Cypher? Dude dropped right off the map!

Fenris
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#352430 - 08/14/08 09:07 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
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I really want to say that we should give her a chance and see if she's learned something from her time in the box, and, if she has, that we should welcome her back and put the past behind us.

I really do.

But, after This Comment, I'm not laying any money on it:

Quote:



Darrah Ford Says:
August 10, 2008 at 2:22 am

I’m not even trying either! One specific board I’m still on for years, when I did try it became an all out war. But they are too quick on the banning button there at XPT. So they will never see what a bitch I can really be.



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#352431 - 08/14/08 09:10 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Bornyo Offline
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I hope the bitch comes back. I look forward to converting the bitch into a whore.

"The Taming of the Shrew"

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#352432 - 08/14/08 09:11 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Anonymous
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Quote:

The stupid cunt relies on Darth Powder as a legitimate source of news.





Sadly, he's correct:

Quote:



Carmella Bing is alive and safe.



Last month it was reported Carmella was acting weird and was going through alot of problems. She had lost her car and manager and didn’t know if she was going to be alive the next week. PowderXXX now reports that Carmella was just at this week’s Porn Star Karaoke at Sardo’s in Burbank.


“I met Carmella Bing for the first time in person. We had seen each other but never been introduced. She and Tee Reel seemed to hit it off very well. Carmella was very nice and has an amazing body.”







LINK

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#352433 - 08/14/08 09:14 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Anonymous
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Quote:

What I want to know is where the hell is Lou Cypher? Dude dropped right off the map!





Lou's not around here much during the summer, unless it's raining. I suppose living in New England, he has to enjoy it while he can. He'll probably pop back in after Labor Day.

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#352434 - 08/14/08 09:35 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Fenris Offline
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Registered: 04/15/08
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Quote:

Quote:

What I want to know is where the hell is Lou Cypher? Dude dropped right off the map!





Lou's not around here much during the summer, unless it's raining. I suppose living in New England, he has to enjoy it while he can. He'll probably pop back in after Labor Day.




Well, it's just not XPT without Lou running around berating people to the point of suicide. Hopefully he'll come back with some new material and give someone an aneurism real soon.

Fenris
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#352435 - 08/14/08 10:20 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
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im not gonna engagemate in speculatizing on this issue. that is mostly because i am kinda hoping there IS no return postation.
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#352436 - 08/15/08 01:29 AM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Stevie Why Offline
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Hopefully she'll have learned her lesson with the inane crap she posted to some threads; that Foster Parent Serial Killer tangent by far took the cake.

I'll be happy to welcome her back, as long as her bullshit doesn't get spread to every single thread here as it was. I really want to see how "big of a bitch" she can be.

I have a special present in the works to welcome her fat ass back though.
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#352437 - 08/15/08 07:07 AM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
the unknown pervert Offline
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I imagine she will use her connections with the White House Press Corp to find out why there is no naval blockade of Savannah seeing how Russia invaded Georgia during her stay in the penalty box.
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#352438 - 08/15/08 07:12 AM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Anonymous
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Maybe they can arrange for her get a view of the action from the bridge of the Kursk.

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#352439 - 08/15/08 07:48 AM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Gigi Offline
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Quote:

I have a special present in the works to welcome her fat ass back though.



is this what i think it is? can't wait.
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#352440 - 08/15/08 08:31 AM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
i know! i know!
shell call me dumb
cmon
its all traffic for her blog, right?


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#352441 - 08/15/08 08:47 AM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
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I don’t know too much about this Darrah person except for what I sporatically read on here.
But I was wondering id Darrah and Cindi Loftus the same person?
Just curious.
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#352442 - 08/15/08 08:54 AM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Anonymous
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^^^ No. See This Thread.

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#352443 - 08/15/08 08:55 AM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
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#352444 - 08/15/08 09:03 AM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
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I should also add that Cindi wasn't braindead enough to believe Shelley Lubben's horseshit about the Calderon bill "passing."

Darrah swallowed it hook, line and sinker, despite the fact that the bill's defeat was posted in X-Biz, AdultFYI and even Mainstream outlets like The Sacramento Bee.

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#352445 - 08/15/08 11:26 AM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Willie D Offline

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My prediction: something like a quartet of Carl Lewis, Rosanne, MIchael Bolton and R. Kelly singing the Star Spangled Banner.

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#352446 - 08/15/08 12:34 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Darrah Offline
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Loc: Hell
Quote:

I should also add that Cindi wasn't braindead enough to believe Shelley Lubben's horseshit about the Calderon bill "passing."





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#352447 - 08/15/08 12:38 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Anonymous
Unregistered


Right. Because politicians and preachers never lie or spin their way out of an embarrassing situation.

Anyway, welcome back.

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#352448 - 08/15/08 12:41 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:



Anyway, welcome back.



I don't know how long I'll be back considering the email I sent out today.


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#352449 - 08/15/08 12:44 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
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Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
Quote:

Quote:

I should also add that Cindi wasn't braindead enough to believe Shelley Lubben's horseshit about the Calderon bill "passing."









Whore's lie. Politicians are whores with better parking spaces. Carry on little broomstick cowgirl.....
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#352450 - 08/15/08 12:48 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Broomstick cowgirl? And what does that mean? I'm so far from the country and farms and barns.


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#352451 - 08/15/08 12:50 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

Quote:



Anyway, welcome back.



I don't know how long I'll be back considering the email I sent out today.






Suicide note?
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#352452 - 08/15/08 12:54 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
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Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
Quote:

Broomstick cowgirl? And what does that mean? I'm so far from the country and farms and barns.






Oh you are soooo gonna make this too easy Darrah.

Let me instead suggest a concept that will not only illuminate you on the reference here, but also serve you quite well in your "journalistic" endeavors.

Look it up.
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#352453 - 08/15/08 12:56 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
All that letter states is that the bill passed through THAT committee, which Calderon is on.

PSAT-level Civics covers the bill-passing process.



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#352454 - 08/15/08 12:57 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Spunko Offline
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Registered: 08/04/06
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Quote:

Quote:

I should also add that Cindi wasn't braindead enough to believe Shelley Lubben's horseshit about the Calderon bill "passing."










If you bother to read that,it just says the bill passed 'out of commitee'.

Doesn't mean it passed the legislature on its way to becoming law.


EDIT: I'm a slow typist.


Edited by Spunko (08/15/08 12:58 PM)
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#352455 - 08/15/08 12:57 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
*Null* Offline
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Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
Darrah wasn't temp banned. I was keeping her in a little cage under my bed.
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#352456 - 08/15/08 12:58 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Jigaloo Offline
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I'm surprised you didn't bore her to death.
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#352457 - 08/15/08 01:04 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

Darrah wasn't temp banned. I was keeping her in a little cage under my bed.




Darth, is that you? Name change confuzes meh.

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#352458 - 08/15/08 01:37 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Nothing on Google, Wikipedia, and Urban Dictionary for broomstick cowgirl.


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#352459 - 08/15/08 02:20 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
*Null* Offline
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Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
Quote:

I'm surprised you didn't bore her to death.




I tried to, this kind of bore:
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#352460 - 08/15/08 02:34 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
anyone here take the SSAT's?

i'm black, thanks-tritone.

Quote:

All that letter states is that the bill passed through THAT committee, which Calderon is on.

PSAT-level Civics covers the bill-passing process.





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#352461 - 08/15/08 03:18 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Quote:

anyone here take the SSAT's?

i'm black, thanks-tritone.

Quote:

All that letter states is that the bill passed through THAT committee, which Calderon is on.

PSAT-level Civics covers the bill-passing process.








They let blacks in the Taliban now???

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#352462 - 08/15/08 04:45 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
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Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
Quote:

Nothing on Google, Wikipedia, and Urban Dictionary for broomstick cowgirl.






That's because you aren't a journalist and couldn't find your asshole with both hands and a proctologist giving you play-by-play directions over a megaphone.

No, you are closer to a parrot...someone who hears something said and then just repeats it, albeit often with a very annoying inflection and without any understanding of the subject material they are spewing forth. There's a very good article I saw on this phenomenon once...I encourage you to do likewise, but then again, you've never been one to actually read.

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#352463 - 08/16/08 03:13 AM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
*Null* Offline
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I want to fuck Darrah while listening to Devourment
www.myspace.com/devourment

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#352464 - 08/16/08 01:18 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
*Null* Offline
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Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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#352465 - 08/16/08 08:16 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

I want to fuck Darrah while listening to Devourment
www.myspace.com/devourment






Actually, you and Darrah would make a great couple...and catalyst for an eugenics comeback in the 21st century...



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#352466 - 08/16/08 08:31 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:





Thank you for the pictures. But I despise Bill Cosby and wish him every ounce of pain 10x back on him that he's inflicted on women throughout his life.


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#352467 - 08/16/08 08:32 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
*Null* Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
Quote:

Quote:

I want to fuck Darrah while listening to Devourment
www.myspace.com/devourment






Actually, you and Darrah would make a great couple...and catalyst for an eugenics comeback in the 21st century...








You don't fucking understand the work I'm doing here.lyfe?

walk forever...knove. fcking jev.
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#352468 - 08/16/08 08:36 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
*Null* Offline
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Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
Quote:

Quote:





Thank you for the pictures. But I despise Bill Cosby and wish him every ounce of pain 10x back on him that he's inflicted on women throughout his life.






Shut up you cunt. You're just a pawn in this, the vessel in which I shall flow through. Your mucous membranes are the sacrificial lambs for this cause.......


















































































............luuuuuuuuv uuuuuuu.
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#352469 - 08/16/08 08:41 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
I'm a cunt but you love me?

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#352470 - 08/16/08 08:55 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Dick Dastardly Offline
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I suppose calling Pretty was a little on the harsh side in comparison to those who truly deserve it.
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#352471 - 08/16/08 09:04 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
*Null* Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
Quote:

I'm a cunt but you love me?




love hurts
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#352472 - 08/16/08 09:06 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
*Null* Offline
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Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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#352473 - 08/16/08 09:15 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

You don't fucking understand the work I'm doing here.lyfe?

walk forever...knove. fcking jev.




Youv told've meev!

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#352474 - 08/16/08 10:15 PM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
*Null* Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
Quote:

Quote:

You don't fucking understand the work I'm doing here.lyfe?

walk forever...knove. fcking jev.




Youv told've meev!







The guy who founded Misery Index is a giant Star Wars geek. I know from first hand experience.
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#352475 - 08/17/08 05:15 AM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Anonymous
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Quote:

I despise Bill Cosby and wish him every ounce of pain 10x back on him that he's inflicted on women throughout his life.




SPR, since you asked in another thread, this post is the distilled essence of Darrah. It's got:


  • Humorlessness;
  • Delusional ranting; and
  • Unsubstantiated allegations



All the hallmarks of the finest Porn journalism.

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#352476 - 08/17/08 05:47 AM Re: Predictions on Darrah's return post
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
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