1) it's a sad sad sad fucking world when you have to endure hideous spectacles like this Human Cancer Evan Seinfeld (who is actually Narcisstic enough to think all that INK makes him more desirable in the eyes of braindead whores and who thinks all that ink is a adequate substitute for having ZERO musical talent) fucking the shit out of someone as beautiful as Teagan. Seeing him pork Teagan is like seeing a A herd of swine prance through the Bellagio ... it is just totally VISUALLY disconcerting and incongruous.
2) Now here is how the response to my Burg-slam (or anyone criticizing) of this spectacle of Teagan with this Human Toner Cartridge would probably go:
"Ha! You all are just
jealous, pure and simple. You are
envious of Evan Seinfeld because he gets to FUCK Hot chicks...." ...... pffffft -- AIR RUSHING out of Balloon -- .... <end "argument">
I laugh heartily and DERISIVELY at the logic behind this statement, which essentially posits that the MOST important thing in life, the ONLY thing in life worth anything, is being able to insert your erect penis, even for just a few moments, into a chick as hott as Teagan. You can bankrupt yourself, wind up in Jail, or flipping burgers, or totally ALONE at age 50-something covered in Hideous HIDEOUS incomprehensible body ink as your body decays around it, totally BROKE, homeless, friend-and-family-less...BUT as LONG as you FUCKED a hott chick like Teagan, it's all good.
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