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#352249 - 08/13/08 02:03 PM Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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From the NY Post

August 12, 2008 --

NOW that Angelina Jolie has the blessing of original Catwoman Julie Newmar to play the foxy feline in the next "Batman" movie, she's been talking it over with porn star Tera Patrick . "They are friends and keep in touch via e-mail," said a source. "She and Angie have a girl-talk thing going. After seeing reports that she'll land the lead role, Jolie asked Patrick what she thought. Tera had such insights into the role that Jolie cracked, 'You should do it!' " Jolie's rep did not return calls.

This is a big steaming pile of bullshit. First of all, I bet Angelina has never even heard of Tera. You are trying to convince me that a Oscar winning A list actress is asking for career advice from a porn whore?

What a joke.
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#352250 - 08/13/08 02:50 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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Fuck them both, Jolie is fucking sickening, she is not the fucking Messiah and I wanna see proof on paper (not altered papers) that she gave all that money to charity by pimping her kids out. People everyday have beautiful babies and you dont see them getting millions, who the fuck are these two. Knox, give me a fucking break.

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#352251 - 08/13/08 03:43 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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Sounds like another BS story planted by some Tara minion to prove that she is mainstream now and not just a has-been cum gobbler. They should double date with Jenna Jameson and Scarlet Johansen. Maybe Biohazard Boy will be Brad Pitt's new career consiglieri. He's good at it sees he already does all the talking for retard Tera anyways.

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#352252 - 08/13/08 03:55 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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This story is an obvious lie. He hasn't even written a script nor does he know what characters he'll use.

Moreover, it's the summer, a normal downtime for newspapers and gossip and a perfect time to float an obvious lie like this hoping it'll get traction. Angelina Jolie will be friends with her after that Hard Rock gaming area opens up. Anyone who believes this story shouldn't be allowed to make decisions for themselves since they're obviously retarded.
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#352253 - 08/13/08 04:11 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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Tera Patrick is one of the most over-rated pornstars ever, and only liked by casual porn viewers & the mainstream media, hopefully Angelina has better taste than that.

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#352254 - 08/15/08 10:13 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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But it's the NY Post?!?!?

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#352255 - 08/15/08 11:25 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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Angelina Jolie will be friends with her after that Hard Rock gaming area opens up.




Yeah...but how is Tera going to fit in consulting or playing the role of Catwoman with her role in Quentin Tarantino's remake of 'Faster Pussycat! Kil! Kill!' (that will never happen)?

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#352256 - 08/16/08 03:50 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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I wouldn't put it past Angelina, after all what CAN you expect from someone who kisses their brother???
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#352257 - 08/18/08 02:10 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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Angelina likes pussy now and again.
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#352258 - 08/18/08 02:23 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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Tera Patrick is one of the most over-rated pornstars ever, and only liked by casual porn viewers & the mainstream media, hopefully Angelina has better taste than that.




Angelina is overrated as well.
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#352259 - 08/18/08 04:17 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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Tera Patrick is one of the most over-rated pornstars ever, and only liked by casual porn viewers & the mainstream media, hopefully Angelina has better taste than that.




Angelina is overrated as well.




I disagree. I think Angelina is the bomb. She's an amazing actress, and an insanely beautiful woman. I just saw her in Wanted, and she's the best part of the movie. I even like the Tomb Raider movies because she's in them!
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#352260 - 08/18/08 04:24 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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Tera Patrick is one of the most over-rated pornstars ever, and only liked by casual porn viewers & the mainstream media, hopefully Angelina has better taste than that.




Angelina is overrated as well.




Agreed! Angelina is a faux altruist, looks ancient for her age, and can't act. She's a pretentious rich kid who has had nothing but a silver spoon her entire life. Fuck her and her stupid sense of entitlement.
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#352261 - 08/18/08 04:36 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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Quote:

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Tera Patrick is one of the most over-rated pornstars ever, and only liked by casual porn viewers & the mainstream media, hopefully Angelina has better taste than that.




Angelina is overrated as well.




Agreed! Angelina is a faux altruist, looks ancient for her age, and can't act. She's a pretentious rich kid who has had nothing but a silver spoon her entire life. Fuck her and her stupid sense of entitlement.





she does not look ancient for her age... she looks great. everything else you mentioned... well.. those are all things i like about her.. so i wont argue with em.
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#352262 - 08/18/08 04:38 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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Bish plz. Ho has enough crows feet for Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds.'
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#352263 - 08/18/08 04:40 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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damn... the girl lived a rough life... she has some character to her face after it all... but she looks great.
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#352264 - 08/18/08 08:52 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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Quote:

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Tera Patrick is one of the most over-rated pornstars ever, and only liked by casual porn viewers & the mainstream media, hopefully Angelina has better taste than that.




Angelina is overrated as well.




Agreed! Angelina is a faux altruist, looks ancient for her age, and can't act. She's a pretentious rich kid who has had nothing but a silver spoon her entire life. Fuck her and her stupid sense of entitlement.




OK Gia you know I love you, but we're going to have to wrestle over this. How can you possibly say that she can't act? If anything, that's one thing she can do!
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#352265 - 08/18/08 08:55 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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Ultimate submission rules?
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#352266 - 08/18/08 08:56 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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She was brilliant in the movie Gia. Still have to watch where she portrays Mariane Pearl.

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#352267 - 08/18/08 08:57 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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Yeah, she acts like the same barbie femme-bot in every movie complete with the same dead facial expression only she has a gun. Woo wee.

Wrestling? I'm pretty strong, but I'm not a skilled fighter. That's a tough call.
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#352268 - 08/18/08 08:58 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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Sorry Gia... gotta dis-agree with you.

She is amazing looking (except her man-hands) and she is a very good actress imo.
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#352269 - 08/18/08 09:13 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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will there be oil involved in this wrestling?
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#352270 - 08/18/08 10:16 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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will there be oil involved in this wrestling?




I'd rather use lube. Actually I'd rather use buckets of cum.
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#352271 - 08/18/08 10:29 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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We would be JM's highest selling bukkake ever.
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#352272 - 08/18/08 10:31 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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will there be oil involved in this wrestling?




I'd rather use lube. Actually I'd rather use buckets of cum.




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#352273 - 08/19/08 01:03 AM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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Gotta say that I think Jolie is an excellent actress. I couldn't disagree more with you Gia. I can think of a handful of movies where I thought she did a great job.

I do get a kick out of all the porn actresses that use the name Jolie. I wonder how she feels about that.
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#352274 - 08/19/08 05:06 AM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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I don't find her attractive at all. I think she's a whack job. Someone should post pics of all her ugly tats.

Ok, deing a little lazy. Here's a link.
http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/tattoo/celeb-jolie1.htm


Edited by Browser (08/19/08 05:15 AM)

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#352275 - 08/19/08 09:23 AM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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Jolie is an average actress, at best. She has (almost) no facial expression. It looks like stone. I'm with Gia on this one.
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#352276 - 08/28/08 08:49 AM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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I even like the Tomb Raider movies because she's in them!






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#352277 - 08/28/08 12:23 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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Tera Patrick is one of the most over-rated pornstars ever, and only liked by casual porn viewers & the mainstream media, hopefully Angelina has better taste than that.




Angelina is overrated as well.






that's true!

Agreed! Angelina is a faux altruist, looks ancient for her age, and can't act. She's a pretentious rich kid who has had nothing but a silver spoon her entire life. Fuck her and her stupid sense of entitlement.



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#352278 - 08/28/08 12:41 PM Re: Tera Patrick and Angelina Jolie Friends?
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Quote:

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Tera Patrick is one of the most over-rated pornstars ever, and only liked by casual porn viewers & the mainstream media, hopefully Angelina has better taste than that.




Angelina is overrated as well.






that's true!

Agreed! Angelina is a faux altruist, looks ancient for her age, and can't act. She's a pretentious rich kid who has had nothing but a silver spoon her entire life. Fuck her and her stupid sense of entitlement.







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