Ohio St. looked like a boot full of horse piss last night. If that is the best the Big 10 has to offer just mail in the Rose Bowl. Well, unless you end up playing any team in the PAC (the P and A stand for Pathetically Abysmal) 10 other than USC. Just a reminder of the rest of the conference's accomplishments yesterday:

(23) California 27
Maryland 35

Yes the same Maryland that got beat by Middle Tennessee St. last week and won 14-7 over Delaware the week before.

Washington St. 17
Baylor 45

Think of it as getting beat by the Harvard of the Big 12. I'm not saying Baylor compares with Harvard academically, I just mean level of talent on the football field is somewhat close.

Stanford 14
TCU 31

UCLA 0
(18) BYU 59

How fucking bad is Tennessee this year?

(3) Oklahoma 55
Washington 17

I'm not posting in braille. Anyone that didn't see this one coming is not reading this forum anyway.

Arizona 28
New Mexico 36

[Arizona A.D.]I swear I thought I hired Bob Stoops. [/Arizona A.D.]

UNLV 23-OT
(15) Arizona St. 20

I'm not saying UNLV has absolutely no tradition or history in college football but I tried to click on the face of UNLV football link on ESPN and my computer crashed...twice.

In other words outside of USC every Pac 10 team not in Oregon lost yesterday. It's hard to respect a conference in which the only teams that didn't piss themselves are nicknamed the Ducks and the Beavers.

Now excuse me while I watch a replay of that Auburn-Missijfoiogfiohgffnfknrottgbmrg.ec

Sorry, I nodded off and my head hit the keyboard.