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#351870 - 08/10/08 10:14 PM Sugar Daddy
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What does it requires to be a sugar daddy?

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#351871 - 08/10/08 11:55 PM Re: Sugar Daddy
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A wage 6 times the size of the average Burger King employee.
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#351872 - 08/11/08 12:09 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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#351873 - 08/11/08 09:16 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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So how much money are we talking about per year?

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#351874 - 08/11/08 09:32 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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So how much money are we talking about per year?


At least 500k.

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#351875 - 08/11/08 09:37 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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So how much money are we talking about per year?


At least 500k.




unless you go to some southeast asian or eastern bloc country... then you can probably get away for cheaper, lol
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#351876 - 08/11/08 09:43 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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unless you go to some southeast asian or eastern bloc country... then you can probably get away for cheaper, lol




It'll still cost more money per annum than this corpulent burger flipper will ever see in his lifetime, even if he somehow manages to get promoted to shift supervisor.

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#351877 - 08/11/08 09:46 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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So how much money are we talking about per year?


At least 500k.



I don't even make 1/10th of that.

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#351878 - 08/11/08 10:09 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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What does it requires to be a sugar daddy?




Depends on the how attractive the girl is.
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#351879 - 08/11/08 10:24 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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At least 500k.



I don't even make 1/10th of that.




Shocker.
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#351880 - 08/11/08 10:27 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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What does it requires to be a sugar daddy?




Depends on the how attractive the girl is.



Can you provide the aaproximate breakdown from very low to very high please?

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#351881 - 08/11/08 10:31 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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You've got no chance. Stick to abduction, fatty...
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#351882 - 08/11/08 10:32 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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model quality gorgeous- houses, cars, all debts paid off, trips to the south of france...sky's the limit.

ugly- she gets rides to work.
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#351883 - 08/11/08 10:33 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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Quote:

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What does it requires to be a sugar daddy?




Depends on the how attractive the girl is.



Can you provide the aaproximate breakdown from very low to very high please?




you could get yourself a obese diabetty who will fuck you for cheeseburgers.
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#351884 - 08/11/08 10:35 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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unless you go to some southeast asian or eastern bloc country... then you can probably get away for cheaper, lol




It'll still cost more money per annum than this corpulent burger flipper will ever see in his lifetime, even if he somehow manages to get promoted to shift supervisor.




lol, how true. though i'm sure in sub-Saharan africa he could find an aids ridden fried chicken lover who will let him give her enemas for 30cents a day.
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#351885 - 08/11/08 10:41 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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Alex, just get yourself one of those goth chicks with skin so pale you can read news print through them, all you need is a rich mom for one of those.

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#351886 - 08/11/08 10:42 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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having a rich family in general helps for... just about everything
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#351887 - 08/11/08 11:05 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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model quality gorgeous- houses, cars, all debts paid off, trips to the south of france...sky's the limit.

ugly- she gets rides to work.




Ok, I see. And for all of this, what does the sugar daddy gets in return?

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#351888 - 08/11/08 11:51 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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model quality gorgeous- houses, cars, all debts paid off, trips to the south of france...sky's the limit.

ugly- she gets rides to work.





Ok, I see. And for all of this, what does the sugar daddy gets in return?




diabetes, unless he loses weight.

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#351889 - 08/11/08 11:55 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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Quote:

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model quality gorgeous- houses, cars, all debts paid off, trips to the south of france...sky's the limit.

ugly- she gets rides to work.





Ok, I see. And for all of this, what does the sugar daddy gets in return?




diabetes, unless he loses weight.



I was thinking more along these ideas:

Anal Fisting
Mandible Claw
Enemas
Suppositories
Ass Play
Anal
Tasting Her Own Ass
Ass Licking
Slapping
Figging
Rectal Dialation

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#351890 - 08/11/08 11:59 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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more like:
Heart Failure
Kidney Failure
limb amputation
arteriosclerosis
diabetic shock
stroke
sleep apnea
inability to wipe your own ass
needing a crane to remove your fat bloated corpse from your home after the above kills you.
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#351891 - 08/11/08 12:06 PM Re: Sugar Daddy
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Don't forget the pleading midnight calls from Richard Simmons.



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#351892 - 08/11/08 12:07 PM Re: Sugar Daddy
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of course aside from the money "sugar"... you can always rely on the other kind as well..



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#351893 - 08/11/08 12:12 PM Re: Sugar Daddy
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great shot.
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#351894 - 08/11/08 12:30 PM Re: Sugar Daddy
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of course aside from the money "sugar"... you can always rely on the other kind as well..






Shit, how'd you get a shot of Max Hardcore's secret back room?
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#351895 - 08/11/08 01:18 PM Re: Sugar Daddy
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Don't forget the pleading midnight calls from Richard Simmons.





From now on I am Boris. Boris sounds better for American audience.

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#351896 - 08/11/08 01:46 PM Re: Sugar Daddy
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From now on I am Boris. Boris sounds better for American audience.





Oh No you don't. You are now, and always will be Dimitri the Retard.


Besides, I'm a big fan of The Who and I would never dis their song Boris the Spider by applying that name to a Hamburger Huffing blob like you.

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#351897 - 08/11/08 01:47 PM Re: Sugar Daddy
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The black chick I banged on friday wants a 'sugar daddy'. She was ridiculously hot. She's a dancer, but i told her she should get a website and do porn. Is it verboten for me to post her pic? Just thinking of the sex is giving me wood right now...
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#351898 - 08/11/08 01:58 PM Re: Sugar Daddy
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You'd have to ask her if its verboten. If you'd rather not ask her, then post the picture anyway.

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#351899 - 08/11/08 06:25 PM Re: Sugar Daddy
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The black chick I banged on friday wants a 'sugar daddy'. She was ridiculously hot. She's a dancer, but i told her she should get a website and do porn. Is it verboten for me to post her pic? Just thinking of the sex is giving me wood right now...




Unless there was specific agreement made between you, especially if you are not distributing for profit, and she LET you take her photograph, consent is implied.

And if you are the one who pressed the button to take the photo, you are the copyright holder.

If you are concerned (or feeling guilt at the loss of what little honor you have left) then censorbar her eyes, but by all means post the pix! She's already used to exposing herself in public.
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#351900 - 08/11/08 07:59 PM Re: Sugar Daddy
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Her pic was posted on the web. You can't see her face so what the hey. The sex was fucking incredible.I am seriously considering keeping this one around.


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#351901 - 08/11/08 08:19 PM Re: Sugar Daddy
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Chocolate isn't my personal preference (like some guys don't go for Asians or Redheads) but that's a damn sight better than Dimitri will ever see. Not bad at all, sir.

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#351902 - 08/11/08 08:23 PM Re: Sugar Daddy
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Thanks, bro. I have been blessed this past year;maybe turning 40 ain't gonna be so bad. She's real fucking sharp, too. I'm not kidding myself though. She made it pretty clear that she likes expensive things. Quel surprise...
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#351903 - 08/11/08 11:52 PM Re: Sugar Daddy
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The only requirement for being a Sugar Daddy is the ability to earn faster then she can spend.
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#351904 - 08/12/08 07:26 PM Re: Sugar Daddy
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Her pic was posted on the web. You can't see her face so what the hey. The sex was fucking incredible.I am seriously considering keeping this one around.


Not an enticing name for a website.

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#351905 - 08/13/08 04:11 AM Re: Sugar Daddy
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i know. It's pretty innocuous, though. And I met her on it so...
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