http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/

"Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him."

The blogqueen beat you to this, Gunker. Although, I must admit that the tiltle was different.