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#351541 - 08/09/08 10:04 AM Bernie Mac is dead.
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Too bad. He was pretty funny.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9FaHXIhX_4


Edited by tattypatty (08/09/08 10:09 AM)
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#351542 - 08/09/08 10:05 AM Re: Bernie Mac is dead.
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Edited by tattypatty (08/09/08 10:07 AM)
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#351543 - 08/09/08 10:08 AM Re: Bernie Mac is dead.
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#351544 - 08/09/08 10:22 AM Re: Bernie Mac is dead.
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This is much more of a shocker to me that the Heath Ledger. Bernie Mac was really cool actor and I really like him a lot starting from the movie Life where he played the Jingle Legs. His Fox's Bernie Mac show was also pretty entertaining.

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#351545 - 08/09/08 10:23 AM Re: Bernie Mac is dead.
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i loved him in the 'oceans' movies. this is horrible!
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#351546 - 08/09/08 10:28 AM Re: Bernie Mac is dead.
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That guy seemed really nice. R.I.P. Mr. Mac.
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#351547 - 08/09/08 10:41 AM Re: Bernie Mac is dead.
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He did like fine booty a lot. I hope that they serve all-you-can-eat booty in heaven, Bernie Mac would love this and he deserves it.

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#351548 - 08/09/08 12:16 PM Re: Bernie Mac is dead.
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This is a shame. He was very funny.
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#351549 - 08/09/08 12:52 PM Re: Bernie Mac is dead.
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How weird. I never thought he was funny (except in a few movies when he played overzealous pastors or something). I guess his problems are over.
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#351550 - 08/09/08 12:53 PM Re: Bernie Mac is dead.
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He got booed at an Obama fundraiser last month. Here's the first part of the joke. {I think it’s funny on its own but would love to hear the punch.}

"My little nephew came to me and he said, 'Uncle, what's the difference between a hypothetical question and a realistic question?'" Mac said. "I said, I don't know, but I said, 'Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd make love to the mailman for $50,000.'"

EDIT: FOUND THE PUNCHLINE:
The rest of the joke is: The boy does, comes back and he says his mom said yes she would. So Bernie says go ask your sister if she'd make love to the mailman for $50,000. The boys comes back and says she would too. Bernie says then hypothetically we have $100,000, but realistically we are living with a couple of sluts.

As the joke continued, the punchline evoked an angry response from at least one person in the audience, who said it was offensive to women.

"It's not funny. Let's get Barack on," a man shouted from the crowd, which paid $2,300 each to support the Illinois senator
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#351551 - 08/09/08 08:28 PM Re: Bernie Mac is dead.
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Good fucking riddance.
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#351552 - 08/10/08 05:09 AM Re: Bernie Mac is dead.
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What or who is (a) Bernie Mac? Some kind of hamburger?
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#351553 - 08/10/08 09:07 PM Re: Bernie Mac is dead.
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Confused when I heard it, he's a funny bastard, shame really, RIP BERNIE MAC

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