Quote:

It's 2am and I just got a call from a guy I went out with once six months ago. Yes, once. I wish I would've looked at the caller ID, but I didn't since I was expecting a call from someone in England. Instead, it was shitty date guy.

"Hi. What are you up to?"

"Who's this?"

"You don't remember me?"

"Evidently not. I'm sleeping." Lies. I'm typing on xpt. I hang up.

He then texts "Can I cum over?"

That's when I decide to have a little fun at this douche tard's expense. It's not my fault we had a shitty date. Labeling me a diva because he actually had to drive to my place, get out of the car, and ring the doorbell. He was also seriously the stupidest person with an MBA I'd ever met. I was explaining how laid back my place is when friends come over and when I said, "Mi casa, su casa," this dumb shit actually said, "Whoa...you know Spanish?"

Ok, back to this loser. I told him of course he can 'cum over.' I told him I'd moved and gave him a residential address in Compton.

Dude has no idea that I'm still sitting in my apartment in Hollywood in sweats on the computer.

Let the games begin. Sucker.



After being hung up on I wouldn't expect to be able to 'come over'. Maybe he thinks you're playing hard to get. But yeah certainly not after not seeing each other for 6 months..

Oh sorry I just read the "Booty Call" title - but I still think its not something you can just do out of the blue