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Your apostle-ness....I admit I'm at a loss for how to properly address someone within a paygrade or two of being a minor deity. So forgive my impudence if I didn't address You correctly.

Your idea has tremendous merit. I believe I can actually find the financial resources to back it should you wish to pursue it further. Please contact me via PM if you would like to engage in further discussions.

That is, of course, assuming JM doesn't claim intellectual property rights on the concept of MRI-assisted-depravity first. You did, after all, post it here. But there are a number of other procedures we could enlist, albeit some rather experimental at this stage, to make your dream a reality. It may require filming in some 4th world countries but I assure you, it would be quite the profitable venture.

I await your reply.





Jeezus H Christ

While I am sure you are well intentioned, the absolute LAST friggin' thing I want to do with what's left of my life and resources is make/produce/market/sell/defend-in-court a genre of Pornography. I am glad you liked the idea, JM can have it, with Grey Poupon and my compliments. I will, of course, do Pro-boner consulting for scene ideas and directing, but I really dont need the money, and I already have enough tax hassles without adding this type of shit to the circus...unless someone has a way I can write off all Porn Outlays as "Therapy" or "Medically Essential"? Then of course there is the odd chance that my immediate family finds out that, while I am indeed "a different sort" and march/wheel to my own Tone Deaf toon, I am in fact totally depraved and just as fucked up on the inside as I am on the outside. I dont have anything else I can buy them to make them keep turning the other way or sticking their collective heads in the sand if it became known that I am the next Larry Flynnt. PHUCK DAT
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