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#351141 - 08/07/08 09:27 PM Bread Machine
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So the $6.00 bread machine that I won on the eBay arrived recetly and tommorow I will try to test it out. I willy try to do the French Bread recipe, so far I bought yeast, dough and I have some margarine, salt, sugar and theres water in the faucet. Theres also some Smuckers Grape jelly in the fridge, but I am thinking about getting a jar of Nuttela.

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#351142 - 08/07/08 09:44 PM Re: Bread Machine
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As I recall, a 1-lb block of yeast.

I foresee this new purchase exploding in the near future and yet another walk down the basement stairs from your embattled parents yelling "NOW WHAT?!!?"





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#351143 - 08/07/08 09:45 PM Re: Bread Machine
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so thats what you bought all that yeast for... i thought you were working on your trinity james impersonation.



on another note... good luck losing weight with that nutella.
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#351144 - 08/07/08 10:04 PM Re: Bread Machine
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As I recall, a 1-lb block of yeast.

I foresee this new purchase exploding in the near future and yet another walk down the basement stairs from your embattled parents yelling "NOW WHAT?!!?"









I think that only a teaspoon of yeast is required for 1 loaf. 1 brick seemed like a good deal. I got it over at Whole Foods, thats the 1st time Ive been there, all kinds of people shop there: homos, weirdos, friendly old people and really hot fashion model chicks.

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#351145 - 08/07/08 10:11 PM Re: Bread Machine
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I think that only a teaspoon of yeast is required for 1 loaf. 1 brick seemed like a good deal. I got it over at Whole Foods, thats the 1st time Ive been there, all kinds of people shop there: homos, weirdos, friendly old people and really hot fashion model chicks.




This is what you should've got, and placed in the freezer with the body parts:



Yeast in a 1-lb brick is not as reactive; even sluggish.

from Wikipedia:

"Today there are several retailers of baker's yeast; one of the best-known in North America is Fleischmann’s Yeast, which was developed in 1868. During World War II Fleischmann's developed a granulated active dry yeast, which did not require refrigeration and had a longer shelf life than fresh yeast. The company created yeast that would rise twice as fast, cutting down on baking time. Baker's yeast is also sold as a fresh yeast compressed into a square "cake". This form perishes quickly, and must be used soon after production in order to maintain viability."



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#351146 - 08/07/08 10:17 PM Re: Bread Machine
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I think that only a teaspoon of yeast is required for 1 loaf. 1 brick seemed like a good deal. I got it over at Whole Foods, thats the 1st time Ive been there, all kinds of people shop there: homos, weirdos, friendly old people and really hot fashion model chicks.




This is what you should've got, and placed in the freezer with the body parts:



Yeast in a 1-lb brick is not as reactive; even sluggish.

from Wikipedia:

"Today there are several retailers of baker's yeast; one of the best-known in North America is Fleischmann’s Yeast, which was developed in 1868. During World War II Fleischmann's developed a granulated active dry yeast, which did not require refrigeration and had a longer shelf life than fresh yeast. The company created yeast that would rise twice as fast, cutting down on baking time. Baker's yeast is also sold as a fresh yeast compressed into a square "cake". This form perishes quickly, and must be used soon after production in order to maintain viability."





I needed something that I could buy in-store. At my local supermarket they only had Red Star 3-packet yeast that was $2.69 or $54.00+ per pound.

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#351147 - 08/07/08 10:20 PM Re: Bread Machine
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This is the one I got:



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#351148 - 08/07/08 10:21 PM Re: Bread Machine
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#351149 - 08/07/08 10:34 PM Re: Bread Machine
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so far I bought yeast, dough and I have some margarine, salt, sugar and theres water in the faucet.




I assume you meant flour as opposed to dough. If you bought dough, that kind of defeats the purpose of having a bread machine.

There are some pretty damn good recipes at this site. Just make sure you know the capacity of your machine before you try any of them.
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#351150 - 08/07/08 10:41 PM Re: Bread Machine
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so far I bought yeast, dough and I have some margarine, salt, sugar and theres water in the faucet.




I assume you meant flour as opposed to dough. If you bought dough, that kind of defeats the purpose of having a bread machine.

There are some pretty damn good recipes at this site. Just make sure you know the capacity of your machine before you try any of them.



Its a kind of bread machine that has does dough making. You throw in all the ingredients and it makes dough for like 80 minutes and then starts to bake it into bread.

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#351151 - 08/08/08 09:17 AM Re: Bread Machine
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#351152 - 08/08/08 09:27 AM Re: Bread Machine
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I've made pizza dough many a time using that Fleischmann's active dry yeast stuff. It worked well. I've never had the sack (or expertise) to try a full blown loaf of bread, however. My grandmother (91) still makes bread at home - but she has some fancy beater she uses for that purpose.

With some research and a little equipment and space you could probably make good bread without the bread maker.
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#351153 - 08/08/08 12:09 PM Re: Bread Machine
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So the $6.00 bread machine that I won on the eBay arrived recetly and tommorow I will try to test it out. I willy try to do the French Bread recipe, so far I bought yeast, dough and I have some margarine, salt, sugar and theres water in the faucet. Theres also some Smuckers Grape jelly in the fridge, but I am thinking about getting a jar of Nuttela.




Good luck losing weight by chowing down on French bread. Also who puts grape jelly on French bread? Do you put garlic on your toast?
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#351154 - 08/08/08 06:05 PM Re: Bread Machine
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I just set everything up and started the process. I got everything like it was said in the manual. 1st I added the water then began pouring down the flour and right then I realised that I forgot to attach the mixing paddle, so I had to dig out the flour to the sides so I could locate and attach the mixing paddle. Then after everything was added to the bread pan, I put that thing in the machine, closed the lid, plugged in the power cord and nothing fucking happened. I checked around and pressed the buttons and nothing happened. Then I unpeeled the button indicator sticked and peered down thru the holes and found out that the button/controller PCB was all the way on the bottom of the machine. I took out the bread pan, unpluged the cord, took out the screwdriver and disassembled the thing. When I got to the place that I needed to get I found out that the button PCB fell all the way down from it's original place where it has to be (this may have happened during the shipping). So I fixed the thing, screwed back the screws, put in the breadpan and pluged the power and everything is seems to be working fine now and the bread is making.

Heres the ingredients:


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#351155 - 08/08/08 06:07 PM Re: Bread Machine
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#351156 - 08/08/08 06:09 PM Re: Bread Machine
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This is how it looks inside when the bottom lid is unscrewed, the motor drives that wheel and it mixes the stuff into dough:



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#351157 - 08/08/08 06:11 PM Re: Bread Machine
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How does it look when you've got your fool hand all mangled in the gears?

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#351158 - 08/08/08 06:11 PM Re: Bread Machine
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We're in bread business now: everything is all-set and the process has been started:



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#351159 - 08/08/08 06:13 PM Re: Bread Machine
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With some research and a little equipment and space you could probably make good bread without the bread maker.




The only item you need for the No-knead Bread I referenced above is a large, covered, oven-safe casserole or dutch oven. Personally, I recommend a rectangular covered baker available from Amazon for $47.50:









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#351160 - 08/08/08 06:14 PM Re: Bread Machine
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How does it look when you've got your fool hand all mangled in the gears?




I have no idea. But be sure to demand the Panzer brand of bread at your deli or supermarket, and if they refuse to give it to you then threaten to kill them.

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#351161 - 08/08/08 06:31 PM Re: Bread Machine
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Shit, I think that I fucked up on somehing. The machine just made 4 beeping sounds and I could not locate the description for this in the troubleshooting section. The dough looks fucked-up. I will have to postpone the process until I will figure things out. I think this is because I took time tinkering with the machine while the ingredients sat and waited.

Fucked-up dough:


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#351162 - 08/08/08 06:35 PM Re: Bread Machine
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that looks like my cat's shit box.
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#351163 - 08/08/08 06:39 PM Re: Bread Machine
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Next time, bury the parakeet in there.

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#351164 - 08/08/08 06:41 PM Re: Bread Machine
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that looks like my cat's shit box.




Your cat shits in the bread machine?

Why didn't I think of that?

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#351165 - 08/08/08 06:41 PM Re: Bread Machine
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I think that I added too much flour, or not enough water. But I followed everything that was said in the manual, I even used my digital scales for precision measuring.

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#351166 - 08/08/08 06:52 PM Re: Bread Machine
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What do you normally do with those scales?

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#351167 - 08/08/08 06:59 PM Re: Bread Machine
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What do you normally do with those scales?



Use them to calculate the shipping for eBay stuff.

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#351168 - 08/08/08 07:00 PM Re: Bread Machine
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I foresee this new purchase exploding in the near future and yet another walk down the basement stairs from your embattled parents yelling "NOW WHAT?!!?"




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#351169 - 08/08/08 07:00 PM Re: Bread Machine
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Use them to calculate the shipping for eBay stuff.




After all, Dimitri has to do something with the body parts.

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#351170 - 08/08/08 07:01 PM Re: Bread Machine
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Really? How much did you pay for that? I'm looking for a good one for books. Can you take a picture of it? (I'm serious. Thanks.)

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#351171 - 08/08/08 07:17 PM Re: Bread Machine
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Really? How much did you pay for that? I'm looking for a good one for books. Can you take a picture of it? (I'm serious. Thanks.)



I bought it more or less 4 years ago on eBay. It is just a basic and cheap digital scale. Simple to use and works without problems. I did not pay much for it, maybe like $12-$15:



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#351172 - 08/08/08 07:21 PM Re: Bread Machine
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I think that I have figured out the problem with the dough. I use the Whole Wheat Flour and I think that it has higher density properties than regular flour. I checked different recipes and concluded that if you are baking with Whole Wheat Flour then you should use less ounces of it. So now I am making a Whole Wheat bread. The dough looks more like dough now.

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#351173 - 08/08/08 07:25 PM Re: Bread Machine
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Thanks for the scale pic, Alex. I can't seem to find a decent inexpensive one that can weigh a small box of books.

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#351174 - 08/08/08 07:34 PM Re: Bread Machine
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Thanks for the scale pic, Alex. I can't seem to find a decent inexpensive one that can weigh a small box of books.



No problem. In the next couple of hours you can get this scale here it looks like the same model that I have but when I got mine it was advertised as 45-lbs max.

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#351175 - 08/08/08 07:36 PM Re: Bread Machine
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The dough is definatly dough now. Our top scientists have calculated that the bread should be ready by 2AM.



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#351176 - 08/08/08 07:44 PM Re: Bread Machine
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that looks like my cat's shit box.


LMFAO, Gi, you make me laugh, I thought the same thing, with clump litter. Tooo fucking funny.

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#351177 - 08/08/08 07:50 PM Re: Bread Machine
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The current version looks like a litter box after the cats got into the ex-lax.

Dimitri, dough is not supposed to be the consistency of pudding.

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#351178 - 08/08/08 07:56 PM Re: Bread Machine
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Seriously, add cheese to that and it could resemble anything off of the Taco Bell 99 cent menu.
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#351179 - 08/08/08 08:00 PM Re: Bread Machine
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You know, you're right. It doesn't resemble pudding so much as it does refried beans.

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#351180 - 08/08/08 08:05 PM Re: Bread Machine
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#351181 - 08/08/08 08:33 PM Re: Bread Machine
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The dough-making process is pretty much done and the baking process should start in a minute or two. Here is what I threw in the pan: tap water, whole wheat flour, honey, sugar, salt, margarine, yeast and in the midst of the process I kinda squirted in a little bit of the nectar liquid that comes from the canned Del Monte peaches. Here is how it looks so far:



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#351182 - 08/08/08 08:43 PM Re: Bread Machine
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I tried my hand at making pizza at home a couple of times and this is the result, it tasted okay:



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#351183 - 08/08/08 09:33 PM Re: Bread Machine
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I tried my hand at making pizza at home a couple of times and this is the result, it tasted okay:






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#351184 - 08/08/08 09:35 PM Re: Bread Machine
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Well, I think we now know what killed his parakeet.

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#351185 - 08/08/08 09:37 PM Re: Bread Machine
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panzer, next time add more cheese to the pizza. that'll solve all your problems.
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#351186 - 08/08/08 09:46 PM Re: Bread Machine
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panzer, next time add more cheese to the pizza. that'll solve all your problems.



If the bread will turn out fine then the next loaf with be with cheese. !!!NEW!!! Cheesy Panzerbread: Now with REAL CHEESE!!!

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#351187 - 08/08/08 10:15 PM Re: Bread Machine
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The bread is baking now but I can't open up the lid and take a pic because the machine seems to be very hot.

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#351188 - 08/08/08 11:19 PM Re: Bread Machine
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The bread is done and it is now cooling off. It smells good and weights 1 pound and 5 ounces:



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#351189 - 08/08/08 11:26 PM Re: Bread Machine
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It tastes great:



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#351190 - 08/09/08 12:07 AM Re: Bread Machine
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The only item you need for the No-knead Bread I referenced above is a large, covered, oven-safe casserole or dutch oven. Personally, I recommend a rectangular covered baker available from Amazon for $47.50:





Would that be the Sassafras Superstone Covered Baker ?

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