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#351098 - 08/14/08 01:55 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	WTF is the German beach volleyball team doing in training to provoke this? Did they leave their Spritzgeile Oma videos back in Dresden? Well, at least he got an anal creampie and a hug. Attachments 338705-capt_93.jpg (5 downloads)
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#351099 - 08/14/08 04:43 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	anyone watch the men's synchronized diving event? i think it was sponsored by evil angel. the faggotry was astounding. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#351100 - 08/14/08 06:42 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	Quote: WTF is the German beach volleyball team doing in training to provoke this? Did they leave their Spritzgeile Oma videos back in Dresden? Well, at least he got an anal creampie and a hug. This picture just inspired ChristianXXX and Derek Pierce to start a beach volleyball team. _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#351101 - 08/14/08 09:10 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	Quote: anyone watch the men's synchronized diving event? i think it was sponsored by evil angel. the faggotry was astounding. My GF kept asking me, "Are they gay?" I used to play water polo so there was only one answer possible, "They're divers, of course their gay. The synchronization part just clinches it." I kept expecting the two US divers to embrace at any moment. _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#351102 - 08/15/08 11:40 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Quote: anyone watch the men's synchronized diving event? i think it was sponsored by evil angel. the faggotry was astounding. race walking is on right now. it's like san francisco's gay pride parade on fast forward. ff>> ghey. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#351103 - 08/16/08 12:04 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	Mike Phelps from Baltimore, MD wins the Swim Record without even the Gay Ass Mustache _________________________
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#351104 - 08/16/08 07:29 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	Rhythmic Gymnastics starts Thursday at 6 a.m. Eastern U.S. time. http://search.yahoo.com/ If anyone cares, here are pictures from the Trampoline competition. http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/
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#351105 - 08/16/08 07:39 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Darrah is to XPT as Rhythmic Gymnastics is to the Olympics. Attachments 339296-38683.JPG (4 downloads) _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#351106 - 08/17/08 12:43 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	Michael Phelps is a pimp. Usain Bolt is one fast mother fucker. I was amazed with that time. I never thought I'd see somebody run sub 9.7. Fucking crazy. _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#351107 - 08/17/08 11:26 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Spunko Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 08/04/06 Posts: 1155 Loc: U.S. Outpost 31	Too bad Bolt had to act like a dick while doing it. _________________________ I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
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#351108 - 08/17/08 11:47 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	Quote: Too bad Bolt had to act like a dick while doing it. What did he do?
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#351109 - 08/17/08 11:54 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I don't want Phelps to win anymore. Is that bad? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#351110 - 08/17/08 12:37 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	He already won all 8 and beat the record. That fucker and women's marathon pushed aside my gymnastics last night. He mostly won due to whatever performance enhancement drugs he's doing that they can't detect yet. The true athletes are from decades ago because alot of that shit wasn't around back them. I was rooting for him to loose and not beat Mark Spitz's record which he did. He's also not the greatest Olympic athlete of all time which they keep on saying. They said a Russian gymnast won 18 Olympic gold medals decades ago.
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#351111 - 08/17/08 01:59 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Babble, babble, rant, rant. Where's the proof that Phelps took something? There is no proof. End of discussion. You, superficial cunt, don't know shit about anything. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#351112 - 08/17/08 02:55 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	Quote: Too bad Bolt had to act like a dick while doing it. I thought he was more of a goofball then a dick. But I can see it being open to interpretation. I wonder what he would have run if he pushed himself the whole 100 meters and hadn't let up. This reminds me of a conversation I had with a friends dad one time. He swore up and down that the Olympics had both a 100 meter and a 100 yard dash. He kept telling me he saw Carl Lewis run both in 84 and 88. I couldn't believe how stupid he was. But I was in his house so I had to kind of back off before I called him an idiot. He started trying to make me out to be dumb for not knowing that. Some people. _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#351113 - 08/18/08 11:29 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: He swore up and down that the Olympics had both a 100 meter and a 100 yard dash. 100 yard dash was apparently an event in the 1904 Olympics. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#351114 - 08/18/08 12:03 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Spunko Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 08/04/06 Posts: 1155 Loc: U.S. Outpost 31	Quote: Quote: Too bad Bolt had to act like a dick while doing it. What did he do? Her splayed his arms out and then gave himself a chest thump before he even crossed the finish line. A dick move. Acting like a spaz after you win is okay. Doing it before you win is being a dick. Look at the Jamaican girl who won the 100 meters. She runs fast,wins the race,and then spazzes. That's how its done. Doesn't mean Bolt doesn't deserve credit for his run though. He destroyed the field. _________________________ I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
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#351115 - 08/18/08 06:11 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Can someone burn ESPN's headquarters to the ground please? Both Colin Cowherd and whoever is filling in for Doug Gottlieb on The Pulse pretty much said "okay Michael Phelps was a cool story but let's move on." This is the same network that for the last two months has treated every time Brett Favre has changed his underwear like it was the Iranian hostage crisis and they are saying it's time to move on? _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#351116 - 08/18/08 11:52 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	too amazing to resize... _________________________
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#351117 - 08/19/08 12:15 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Paranoid Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/05/08 Posts: 115 Loc: Fuckitopolis	There is NO fucking way that those 2 Chinese girls are a day over age 12. They ripped off that blonde in the uneven bars. Fucking scum.Wanted to spit on the TV. But why punish my plasma? Shiiiit!! _________________________ Tory Lane for Vice President 2012!
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#351118 - 08/19/08 12:16 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I'm very upsets that my Nastia Luikin got the silver medal by 0.001 of a point. Oh well, she's drop dead gorgeous and will get tons of endorsements. She already has had one with Cover Girl for a while. Did anyone see her mom in the audience? What a hot milf! _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#351119 - 08/20/08 02:37 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Submitted for your approval, Paraguayan Leryn Franco, master spear-chucker (Tritone is the master-baiting spear-chucker). _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#351120 - 08/20/08 09:09 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	women's beach volleyball gold _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#351121 - 08/20/08 09:29 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	I just happened to watch the volleyball competition today and those girls were something, sweating and I bet their ass cracks were sweaty too
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#351122 - 08/21/08 05:48 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	USA Softball just lost to Japan. We get Bronze. I can't believe it. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#351123 - 08/21/08 12:58 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
NitneLiun Registered Sex Offender Registered: 07/09/06 Posts: 2362 Loc: St. Louis	Silver. Still, if they measure accomplishments against expectations, silver sucks. _________________________ "Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#351124 - 08/21/08 01:54 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	Quote: Silver. Still, if they measure accomplishments against expectations, silver sucks. I've been so full of shit on this from the start ... Never trust American women. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#351125 - 08/21/08 03:52 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	Rythmic gymnastic was suppose to be on this morning but it wasn't.
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#351126 - 08/21/08 04:05 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Next on FOX, when cheerleaders attack! _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#351127 - 08/21/08 05:59 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Thank you. Quote:
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#351128 - 08/21/08 08:58 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Quote: I don't want Phelps to win anymore. Is that bad? Why the fuck is the board stretched all the way into the end of the screen? NOOOOOOO it's not bad, 8 is Enough
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#351129 - 08/22/08 07:04 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5103 Loc:	Cuba 10, United States 2 Cuba Advances After Throttling U.S. Baseball Team BEIJING (AP) -- The Cuban baseball team will go for gold once again, having beaten the United States 10-2 to reach the Olympic championship game. -------- Just like England and cricket- Australia, West Indies, Pakistan, they all kick it's ass regularly. _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#351130 - 08/22/08 07:58 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	I hope that whoever is involved in coaching the relay teams is better at dodging flying fecal matter than the relay teams were at handing off batons. "Once the Games are complete we will be conducting a comprehensive review of all our programs," Doug Logan said in a statement. CEO of U.S. Track and Field to plain English translation. "Someone or someones involved in U.S. Track and Field coaching and/or training is going to get their ass handed to them." _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#351131 - 08/22/08 03:08 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
NitneLiun Registered Sex Offender Registered: 07/09/06 Posts: 2362 Loc: St. Louis	German Playboy model wins gold in Beijing. Playboy Gold _________________________ "Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#351132 - 08/23/08 07:40 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Cuba goes for the gold in the freestyle post disqualification melt down event. Cuban and his coach banned for life for kicking referee after taekwondo bronze medal match. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#351133 - 08/24/08 07:13 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
taint1974 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/21/07 Posts: 398	Wow the Closing Ceremonies are the gayest yet most trippy thing I have ever seen. Also the London Mayor had fucked up British teeth and his suit looked like it came off the rack from TJ Max.
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#351134 - 08/24/08 09:36 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	As usual, Elab fucked up the screen with that wide-ass picture. I watched Jimmy Page playing "Whole Lotta Love." I wonder exactly how the London people convinced the Chink people to let that song off in such a repressive social environment? Were they fooled by his grey hair? Or that the song is older than I am? Or maybe London dude shanghai'd China dude by telling him the song was about world peace and happiness. Quote: You been coolin' And baby, I've been droolin' All the good times, baby, I've been misusin' Way, way down inside I'm gonna give ya my love I'm gonna give ya every inch of my love I'm gonna give you my love [edit: Apparently Chinks listen to Led Zeppelin, too:Story. ] Edited by Willie D (08/24/08 09:39 PM)
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#351135 - 08/28/08 09:25 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
XXXbit Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/12/07 Posts: 367 Loc: WI	Quote: NOOOOOOO it's not bad, 8 is Enough funny....I think Obama has been reading this board _________________________ " I have a like a 5 second rule for cum-- if it's been ejaculated from the penis and laying around somewhere for more than 5 seconds, I'm not touching it. I like my cum hot and fresh. " ......Holly Randall
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#351136 - 08/29/08 12:14 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	Quote: German Playboy model wins gold in Beijing. Playboy Gold Nice paddle Attachments 343836-german_olympic_athletes_playboy.jpg (7 downloads) _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#351137 - 08/31/08 06:45 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
taint1974 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/21/07 Posts: 398	I found this on Youtube today, hadn't seen it since 1984 and it blows away the Opening Ceremonies put on by the Red Chinese. 84 pianos playing Rhapsody in Blue
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