I hope that whoever is involved in coaching the relay teams is better at dodging flying fecal matter than the relay teams were at handing off batons.

"Once the Games are complete we will be conducting a comprehensive review of all our programs," Doug Logan said in a statement.

CEO of U.S. Track and Field to plain English translation.

"Someone or someones involved in U.S. Track and Field coaching and/or training is going to get their ass handed to them."