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#351098 - 08/14/08 01:55 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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WTF is the German beach volleyball team doing in training to provoke this? Did they leave their Spritzgeile Oma videos back in Dresden?



Well, at least he got an anal creampie and a hug.





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#351099 - 08/14/08 04:43 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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anyone watch the men's synchronized diving event? i think it was sponsored by evil angel. the faggotry was astounding.
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#351100 - 08/14/08 06:42 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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WTF is the German beach volleyball team doing in training to provoke this? Did they leave their Spritzgeile Oma videos back in Dresden?



Well, at least he got an anal creampie and a hug.








This picture just inspired ChristianXXX and Derek Pierce to start a beach volleyball team.
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#351101 - 08/14/08 09:10 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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anyone watch the men's synchronized diving event? i think it was sponsored by evil angel. the faggotry was astounding.




My GF kept asking me, "Are they gay?"
I used to play water polo so there was only one answer possible, "They're divers, of course their gay. The synchronization part just clinches it."

I kept expecting the two US divers to embrace at any moment.
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#351102 - 08/15/08 11:40 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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anyone watch the men's synchronized diving event? i think it was sponsored by evil angel. the faggotry was astounding.




race walking is on right now. it's like san francisco's gay pride parade on fast forward. ff>> ghey.
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#351103 - 08/16/08 12:04 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Mike Phelps from Baltimore, MD wins the Swim Record without even the Gay Ass Mustache
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#351104 - 08/16/08 07:29 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Rhythmic Gymnastics starts Thursday at 6 a.m. Eastern U.S. time.

http://search.yahoo.com/

If anyone cares, here are pictures from the Trampoline competition.

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/


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#351105 - 08/16/08 07:39 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Darrah is to XPT as Rhythmic Gymnastics is to the Olympics.



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#351106 - 08/17/08 12:43 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Michael Phelps is a pimp.

Usain Bolt is one fast mother fucker. I was amazed with that time. I never thought I'd see somebody run sub 9.7. Fucking crazy.
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#351107 - 08/17/08 11:26 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Too bad Bolt had to act like a dick while doing it.
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#351108 - 08/17/08 11:47 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Quote:

Too bad Bolt had to act like a dick while doing it.



What did he do?

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#351109 - 08/17/08 11:54 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I don't want Phelps to win anymore. Is that bad?
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#351110 - 08/17/08 12:37 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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He already won all 8 and beat the record. That fucker and women's marathon pushed aside my gymnastics last night. He mostly won due to whatever performance enhancement drugs he's doing that they can't detect yet. The true athletes are from decades ago because alot of that shit wasn't around back them. I was rooting for him to loose and not beat Mark Spitz's record which he did. He's also not the greatest Olympic athlete of all time which they keep on saying. They said a Russian gymnast won 18 Olympic gold medals decades ago.



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#351111 - 08/17/08 01:59 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Babble, babble, rant, rant.

Where's the proof that Phelps took something? There is no proof. End of discussion. You, superficial cunt, don't know shit about anything.
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#351112 - 08/17/08 02:55 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Quote:

Too bad Bolt had to act like a dick while doing it.




I thought he was more of a goofball then a dick. But I can see it being open to interpretation.

I wonder what he would have run if he pushed himself the whole 100 meters and hadn't let up.

This reminds me of a conversation I had with a friends dad one time. He swore up and down that the Olympics had both a 100 meter and a 100 yard dash. He kept telling me he saw Carl Lewis run both in 84 and 88. I couldn't believe how stupid he was. But I was in his house so I had to kind of back off before I called him an idiot. He started trying to make me out to be dumb for not knowing that.

Some people.
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#351113 - 08/18/08 11:29 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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He swore up and down that the Olympics had both a 100 meter and a 100 yard dash.




100 yard dash was apparently an event in the 1904 Olympics.
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#351114 - 08/18/08 12:03 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

Too bad Bolt had to act like a dick while doing it.



What did he do?





Her splayed his arms out and then gave himself a chest thump before he even crossed the finish line.

A dick move.

Acting like a spaz after you win is okay. Doing it before you win is being a dick.

Look at the Jamaican girl who won the 100 meters. She runs fast,wins the race,and then spazzes. That's how its done.


Doesn't mean Bolt doesn't deserve credit for his run though. He destroyed the field.
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#351115 - 08/18/08 06:11 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Can someone burn ESPN's headquarters to the ground please? Both Colin Cowherd and whoever is filling in for Doug Gottlieb on The Pulse pretty much said "okay Michael Phelps was a cool story but let's move on." This is the same network that for the last two months has treated every time Brett Favre has changed his underwear like it was the Iranian hostage crisis and they are saying it's time to move on?
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#351116 - 08/18/08 11:52 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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#351117 - 08/19/08 12:15 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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There is NO fucking way that those 2 Chinese girls are a day over age 12. They ripped off that blonde in the uneven bars. Fucking scum.Wanted to spit on the TV. But why punish my plasma? Shiiiit!!
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#351118 - 08/19/08 12:16 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I'm very upsets that my Nastia Luikin got the silver medal by 0.001 of a point. Oh well, she's drop dead gorgeous and will get tons of endorsements. She already has had one with Cover Girl for a while. Did anyone see her mom in the audience? What a hot milf!
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#351119 - 08/20/08 02:37 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Submitted for your approval, Paraguayan Leryn Franco, master spear-chucker (Tritone is the master-baiting spear-chucker).



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#351120 - 08/20/08 09:09 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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women's beach volleyball gold
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#351121 - 08/20/08 09:29 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I just happened to watch the volleyball competition today and those girls were something, sweating and I bet their ass cracks were sweaty too

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#351122 - 08/21/08 05:48 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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USA Softball just lost to Japan. We get Bronze. I can't believe it.

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#351123 - 08/21/08 12:58 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Silver. Still, if they measure accomplishments against expectations, silver sucks.
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#351124 - 08/21/08 01:54 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Silver. Still, if they measure accomplishments against expectations, silver sucks.




I've been so full of shit on this from the start ...
Never trust American women.

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#351125 - 08/21/08 03:52 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Rythmic gymnastic was suppose to be on this morning but it wasn't.

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#351126 - 08/21/08 04:05 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Next on FOX, when cheerleaders attack!

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#351127 - 08/21/08 05:59 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Thank you.

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#351128 - 08/21/08 08:58 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Quote:

I don't want Phelps to win anymore. Is that bad?


Why the fuck is the board stretched all the way into the end of the screen?

NOOOOOOO it's not bad, 8 is Enough

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#351129 - 08/22/08 07:04 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Cuba Advances After Throttling U.S. Baseball Team

BEIJING (AP) -- The Cuban baseball team will go for gold once again, having beaten the United States 10-2 to reach the Olympic championship game.
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#351130 - 08/22/08 07:58 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I hope that whoever is involved in coaching the relay teams is better at dodging flying fecal matter than the relay teams were at handing off batons.

"Once the Games are complete we will be conducting a comprehensive review of all our programs," Doug Logan said in a statement.

CEO of U.S. Track and Field to plain English translation.

"Someone or someones involved in U.S. Track and Field coaching and/or training is going to get their ass handed to them."
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#351131 - 08/22/08 03:08 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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German Playboy model wins gold in Beijing.

Playboy Gold
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#351132 - 08/23/08 07:40 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Cuba goes for the gold in the freestyle post disqualification melt down event.

Cuban and his coach banned for life for kicking referee after taekwondo bronze medal match.
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#351133 - 08/24/08 07:13 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Wow the Closing Ceremonies are the gayest yet most trippy thing I have ever seen.

Also the London Mayor had fucked up British teeth and his suit looked like it came off the rack from TJ Max.

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#351134 - 08/24/08 09:36 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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As usual, Elab fucked up the screen with that wide-ass picture.

I watched Jimmy Page playing "Whole Lotta Love." I wonder exactly how the London people convinced the Chink people to let that song off in such a repressive social environment? Were they fooled by his grey hair? Or that the song is older than I am? Or maybe London dude shanghai'd China dude by telling him the song was about world peace and happiness.

Quote:

You been coolin'
And baby, I've been droolin'
All the good times, baby,
I've been misusin'
Way, way down inside
I'm gonna give ya my love
I'm gonna give ya every inch of my love
I'm gonna give you my love




[edit: Apparently Chinks listen to Led Zeppelin, too:Story. ]


Edited by Willie D (08/24/08 09:39 PM)

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#351135 - 08/28/08 09:25 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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NOOOOOOO it's not bad, 8 is Enough





funny....I think Obama has been reading this board
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#351136 - 08/29/08 12:14 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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German Playboy model wins gold in Beijing.

Playboy Gold




Nice paddle



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#351137 - 08/31/08 06:45 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I found this on Youtube today, hadn't seen it since 1984 and it blows away the Opening Ceremonies put on by the Red Chinese.

84 pianos playing Rhapsody in Blue

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