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#351048 - 08/07/08 09:10 PM XPT Olympics Thread
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It's our very own Berlin 1936 with bonus smog.

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#351049 - 08/07/08 09:21 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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nah... no comparison to Berlin 1936, the average german citizen in 1936 didnt live in constant fear of their government... yet, nor were most of the population dirt poor with a standard of living that would be considered low in 1936 B.C.

while the nazis may have been bad... though in 1936 the world had no idea how bad.... China... China is a much different situation.

I'm gonna have a nice box of popcorn for this olympics.
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#351050 - 08/07/08 11:19 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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all i care about is gymnastics. so jealous of those girls.
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#351051 - 08/08/08 09:58 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I felt sorry for the couple of hundred cheerleader chicks that lined the inside track during the two hour march pass who had to maintain a cheery non-stop boot-scoot with fixed smiles. They probably had some 90 year old choreographer yelling at them for the past six years telling them they are lucky little bitches that have it too good and that they do not know the meaning of sore feet until they have marched several thousand miles across mountains hotly pursued by raping and pillaging Nationalist forces.

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#351052 - 08/08/08 10:25 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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all i care about is gymnastics. so jealous of those girls.


my fave is the rhythmic gymnastics. teeny girls doing tricks with balls and shit=awesome
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#351053 - 08/08/08 12:06 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I see the preliminary rounds in the journalist headknocking by government officials is underway. I don't suppose theres any chance that Cindi Loftus sent Darrah to Beijing to cover this event.
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#351054 - 08/08/08 12:07 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I felt sorry for the couple of hundred cheerleader chicks that lined the inside track...




Totally thought the same thing.

Howsabout the gals in the red cocktail dresses holding the placards before every country on the two-hour march in 90% humidity - that would have got tiring pretty quick.



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#351055 - 08/08/08 12:25 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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When does women's beach volleyball start? I'll be cheering for the Brazilians because their butts are thongier.
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#351056 - 08/08/08 04:18 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Longshot typed:

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nah... no comparison to Berlin 1936, the average german citizen in 1936 didnt live in constant fear of their government... yet, nor were most of the population dirt poor with a standard of living that would be considered low in 1936 B.C.

while the nazis may have been bad... though in 1936 the world had no idea how bad.... China... China is a much different situation.




And what makes you an expert on China? (Fucking Keiko doesn't count!) Or, for that matter, on pre-war Nazi Germany?
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#351057 - 08/08/08 07:49 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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FUCK BEJING. I hate the them.

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#351058 - 08/08/08 08:12 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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2008 Chinese drummers in high-def...

Take that Boredoms!

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#351059 - 08/08/08 08:28 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Longshot typed:

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nah... no comparison to Berlin 1936, the average german citizen in 1936 didnt live in constant fear of their government... yet, nor were most of the population dirt poor with a standard of living that would be considered low in 1936 B.C.

while the nazis may have been bad... though in 1936 the world had no idea how bad.... China... China is a much different situation.




And what makes you an expert on China? (Fucking Keiko doesn't count!) Or, for that matter, on pre-war Nazi Germany?




I watch a lot of PBS documentaries.......
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#351060 - 08/08/08 11:40 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

I felt sorry for the couple of hundred cheerleader chicks that lined the inside track...




Totally thought the same thing.







as did I....

but wow...all that money spent was mostly financed by American "lower prices"
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#351061 - 08/08/08 11:45 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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all i care about is gymnastics. so jealous of those girls.




Paul Little on line one...
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#351062 - 08/09/08 01:12 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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it was an amazing opening ceremonies... ill say that for sure.
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#351063 - 08/09/08 02:30 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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We need a boisterous China so Russia keeps looking to the south.
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#351064 - 08/09/08 06:49 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Quote:

And what makes you an expert on China? (Fucking Keiko doesn't count!) Or, for that matter, on pre-war Nazi Germany?




I watch a lot of PBS documentaries.......




Excellent!
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#351065 - 08/09/08 08:04 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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this is a little freaky

BEIJING -- The male relative of an American men's volleyball coach was fatally stabbed today around 12:30 p.m. (local time) inside a major tourist site by a knife-wielding Chinese man who was also inside visiting the site, Chinese authorities said.

A female relative of the coach was seriously injured, and a female Chinese tour guide also suffered injuries from the attack by the same man, officials said.

The names of the American victims and the Chinese tour guide have not been released. Chinese officials identified the assailant as Tang Yongming, 47, who comes from the eastern city of Hangzhou, and authorities said the man jumped to his death from the second floor of the tower after the attack.

The alleged attack took place inside the Drum Tower, a 13th century imperial structure just north of the Forbidden City. The motive for the attack remains unclear.

US Embassy and Olympic committee officials said they were awaiting details of the incident. Chinese and US authorities have said so far there is no indication the victim was attacked because of nationality or because of the Olympics.

Yesterday afternoon outside the Drum Tower, a popular tourist attraction surrounded by traditional alley-style hutong dwellings, some residents and shopkeepers said they heard that the Chinese man may have gotten into an argument with the American before stabbing him and that he never jumped outside the tower. Others said they heard about a suicidal jump. Because the alleged attack took place inside the tower, none of the local residents or store owners said they witnessed anything that triggered the incident other than ambulances with sirens arriving around 12:30 p.m.

"When I arrived to work at noon, nothing had happened," said a cleaning lady at a linen store.

Many neighbors declined to discuss anything about what they know or saw, amid the swarm of international media that arrived at the scene within a couple of hours of the alleged incident.

"We know some things but we can't talk," said one resident. Throughout this site, police officers were stationed, as well as neighborhood security volunteers who seemed to be watching closely who was talking to reporters.

One neighbor, who gave only his surname as Zhang, said he is deeply saddened by the attack given that it took place just after China staged a glorious opening ceremony on Friday. He said attacks by Chinese on others are very rare in Beijing.

"In normal life, these kinds of things seldom happen," he said.

Though he had no first-hand knowledge of what happened, Zhang said he heard the attacker jumped to this death, and probably has "psychological problems."

Richard Buangan, spokesman for the US Embassy in Beijing, said his office is working with Chinese authorities and the victim's families. Embassy officials were immediately on scene, and currently some are with the victim's families in the hospital. It remains unclear the degree of injury to the two other Americans -- one of whom was another relative of the coach and another a tour guide -- and where they are currently being treated.

Darryl Seibel, a US Olympic Committee spokesman, said he has no confirmation that the Americans who were visiting the Drum Tower were related or married. He said they were not wearing any clothes that would have identified them as Americans.

"It's far too early to suggest that this has anything to do with the Olympics taking place," he said. "We have no idea what the motivation is."

The US men's volleyball team is scheduled to play its first game at 10 p.m. (local time) today against Venezuela.
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#351066 - 08/09/08 08:38 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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When does women's beach volleyball start? I'll be cheering for the Brazilians because their butts are thongier.




Australia beat Russia this morning. I am in love with Tamsin Barnett - 193cm of girly goodness wearing next to nothing as nature intended:



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#351067 - 08/09/08 09:48 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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What time does the 500m Tank Dodge start?



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#351068 - 08/09/08 10:10 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

When does women's beach volleyball start? I'll be cheering for the Brazilians because their butts are thongier.




Australia beat Russia this morning. I am in love with Tamsin Barnett - 193cm of girly goodness wearing next to nothing as nature intended:






hell... even off the beach volleyball... watching Italy vs Russia volleyball right now.... if my back wasn't in severe pain i would be masturbating furiously. yay italia!
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#351069 - 08/09/08 05:57 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Did you catch the Bushes rising to their feet and applauding during Iraq's entrance in the parade of nations?

Shit...

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#351070 - 08/09/08 07:16 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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#351071 - 08/09/08 10:44 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Quote:

I am in love with Tamsin Barnett




monitor this, you might get lucky


wewweeweeweeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeeeee
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#351072 - 08/10/08 06:18 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

I am in love with Tamsin Barnett




monitor this, you might get lucky


wewweeweeweeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeeeee




Thanks k1ng. Well, I am relieved that she doesn't appear to have a mugshot.

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#351073 - 08/10/08 06:29 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I loved Stephanie Rice's effort in the pool this morning. I am very disappointed, though, in the new LZR swimsuits - it's like a retrograde step back to 1900 with respect to women's swimwear fashion. It used to be great fun to watch the female swimmers self-consciously adjust their one-piece swimsuit bottoms as they exited the pool.

I now have to settle for diving and gymnastics to get my Olympics post-event wedgie/panty-adjustment fix.

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#351074 - 08/10/08 06:56 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Nominee #1 for stupidest question asked by an interviewer after an athlete wins a gold medal. Andrea Kramer to Michael Phelps last night.

"What was your strategy for this event?"

My answer if I had been asked this retarded question.

"Swim faster than everyone else."
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#351075 - 08/10/08 05:10 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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New Olympic sport. Perfect for XPT...

http://break.com/index/awesome-new-olympic-sport.html
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#351076 - 08/10/08 06:58 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I now have a favorite US gymnast, Alicia Sacramone she is 20 and goes to Brown so its not creepy that I rubbed one out while she was on the balance beam.


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#351077 - 08/10/08 07:33 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Quote:

What time does the 500m Tank Dodge start?






Usually about Tianimen O'clock.

Say what you want about the chinese, but that guy staring down the tanks, I don't know how he walks with balls that big.

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#351078 - 08/10/08 08:50 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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men's 400 relay beating the favored, shit talking frogs for the gold, awesome!
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#351079 - 08/11/08 01:01 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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#351080 - 08/11/08 05:25 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Fake fireworks. In the country that invented fireworks.

I'd say but then they'd just charge my family for the bullet.

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#351081 - 08/12/08 09:48 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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no way the chinese female gymnasts are 16...fucking cheaters.
alicia sacramone shat the bed, but it's ok baby.
usa vs. australia softball is on right now. aussie's uni's approved. lots of high beams.


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#351082 - 08/13/08 07:43 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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You should have seen the Black+White magazine Olympics pictorial from a few Olympics back with the Australian softball team in the nude - lots of unfiltered high beams going on.

Anyway, I have moved on and am now obsessed with the Polish women's volleyball team.

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#351083 - 08/13/08 07:44 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I'm sorry for putting the jinx on the US team by totally digging Alicia Sacramone, same thing happened in the Winter Olympics when I was jerking to Sasha Cohen leading to her fucking up a jump and losing the gold. Also the judges made poor Alicia wait to long fucking up her concentration.

A big FUCK YOU to NBC for treating Bella Karolyi as a crazy old man whenever he brings up the whole underage Communist Chinese Gymnastics team scandal, I guess GE doesn't want to piss the Commies off.


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#351084 - 08/13/08 01:28 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I'm waiting for Teddy Atlas to lose his mind and go Ron Artest on the Olympic boxing judges. Some of the boxing results so far are more crooked than Chasey Lain's teeth.
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#351085 - 08/13/08 01:45 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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all i care about is gymnastics. so jealous of those girls.





I know its wrong to say this,especially because she's 4'9",90 pounds and only 16 years old but...

...Shawn Johnson has an awesome ass.

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#351086 - 08/13/08 01:50 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I now have a favorite US gymnast, Alicia Sacramone she is 20 and goes to Brown so its not creepy that I rubbed one out while she was on the balance beam.






Just for you!


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#351087 - 08/13/08 01:52 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Am I the only one who thinks the Beach Volleyball chicks are over-rated?

The Indoor Volleyball gals are usually much hotter.
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#351088 - 08/13/08 01:54 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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#351089 - 08/13/08 02:14 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

I now have a favorite US gymnast, Alicia Sacramone she is 20 and goes to Brown so its not creepy that I rubbed one out while she was on the balance beam.






Just for you!







She packs a hell of a punch.

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#351090 - 08/13/08 03:19 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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The volleyball match was pretty good, but I had to leave so I dont know if America or Cuba won?

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#351091 - 08/13/08 03:51 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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ha ha ha.....

sports.yahoo


Spain's Olympic basketball team posed for an advertisement prior to the Games which appears to show all its players slanting their eyes, a move that could offend its Olympic hosts in Beijing. The ads, for a Spanish courier company, appeared in the Spanish-language newspaper La Marca.


As the uproar over the picture has grown today, more information about the advertising shot has come to light. The ad was sponsored by a Spanish courier company, Seur. Spain's team, ironically, also is sponsored by Li-Ning Footwear, a Chinese company founded by Li Ning, the final torchbearer who was hoisted along the top of Beijing National Stadium during the Olympic Opening Ceremony finale.

The Spanish-language paper El Mundo has a piece debating whether the ad was racist that basically calls out the British press for trying to smear Spain's good name. But they miss the point. Whether the picture was made in good fun is irrelevant. It was a ridiculous idea that was bound to upset a lot of people.

It's baffling that nobody involved in the picture -- from the photographers to the players -- even seemed to consider that this ad would be looked at negatively. Did it not occur to somebody that it might not be a good idea to mock a large portion of the continent before the world's largest athletic competition that, by the way, happens to take place on that continent. Were they not aware of an invention called "the Internet" that allows pictures taken in Spain to be transmitted all over the world for the eyes of everyone?

And now that the inevitable controversy has hit, they're still defending themselves when a simple, "the ad was in poor taste, we apologize" would have sufficed. This story would be slowing down if the Spanish Basketball team had apologized immediately. Now it's just picking up steam.

The Organization of Chinese-Americans has released multiple statements condemning the picture. George Wu, deputy director of the group, said, "it is unfortunate that this type of imagery would rear its head during something that is supposed to be a time of world unity." Response in Beijing has been muted so far.

Madrid is thought to be one of the frontrunners to land the 2016 Summer Games (the site will be announced next year). Could this controversy hurt Spain's chances of landing another Olympics?

Interestingly, the Spanish basketball team took on China tonight, winning 85-75 in overtime. No word on whether Pau Gasol was on the receiving end of any elbows from Yao Ming. The Chinese crowd did have a message for the Spaniards though, booing vigorously during the game.


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#351092 - 08/13/08 05:23 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I'm watching my recording of the USA -vs- Aussie softball game now, Cat Osterman looks like she got NO sleep the night before! But, I already know she throws a no hitter.

I have been a women's fastpitch fan for about 10 years now, it is a great game. These women play hard and smart, it is a game dominated by pitching and defense, and every play is important. I get to go to Akron once in a while, and I've seen a lot of these USA players in person. They rock! I even got to see Michelle Smith pitch a couple innings, and saw Lisa Fernandez hit a home run. And, of course, Bustos.

I love to watch every pitch of the Women's College World Series.

I predict a USA sweep. And no runs scored against them.

Too bad, no softball in 2012. I hope they get it back in 2016.

Nuveman is up now. I've seen Johnny Bench and I've seen Stacy Nuveman, and I can't say which one is better, or which one I enjoyed more.

I don't really care if most of them are lesbians or if they are pretty or not, I can see pretty women here in Dayton, and ya'll make porn for me. But this is just one great sport to watch.

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#351093 - 08/14/08 04:23 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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all i care about is gymnastics. so jealous of those girls.




I'd like to see you in a leotard Gia! You wouldn't even need to do all the acrobatics you could just walk around the mat, straddle the beam, swing on the uneven bars etcetera!

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#351094 - 08/14/08 04:27 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I was really upset Amanda got knocked out in the breaststroke heats


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#351095 - 08/14/08 04:47 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I'm looking forward to seeing Tamsyn Lewis in the track events!





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#351096 - 08/14/08 08:10 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Half a pound of Stephanie Rice:



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#351097 - 08/14/08 08:19 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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And half a pound of Milena:


Put it together and what have you got:

A rool sexy sheila!!!


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#351098 - 08/14/08 01:55 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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WTF is the German beach volleyball team doing in training to provoke this? Did they leave their Spritzgeile Oma videos back in Dresden?



Well, at least he got an anal creampie and a hug.





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#351099 - 08/14/08 04:43 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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anyone watch the men's synchronized diving event? i think it was sponsored by evil angel. the faggotry was astounding.
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#351100 - 08/14/08 06:42 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Quote:

WTF is the German beach volleyball team doing in training to provoke this? Did they leave their Spritzgeile Oma videos back in Dresden?



Well, at least he got an anal creampie and a hug.








This picture just inspired ChristianXXX and Derek Pierce to start a beach volleyball team.
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#351101 - 08/14/08 09:10 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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anyone watch the men's synchronized diving event? i think it was sponsored by evil angel. the faggotry was astounding.




My GF kept asking me, "Are they gay?"
I used to play water polo so there was only one answer possible, "They're divers, of course their gay. The synchronization part just clinches it."

I kept expecting the two US divers to embrace at any moment.
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#351102 - 08/15/08 11:40 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Quote:

anyone watch the men's synchronized diving event? i think it was sponsored by evil angel. the faggotry was astounding.




race walking is on right now. it's like san francisco's gay pride parade on fast forward. ff>> ghey.
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#351103 - 08/16/08 12:04 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Mike Phelps from Baltimore, MD wins the Swim Record without even the Gay Ass Mustache
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#351104 - 08/16/08 07:29 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Rhythmic Gymnastics starts Thursday at 6 a.m. Eastern U.S. time.

http://search.yahoo.com/

If anyone cares, here are pictures from the Trampoline competition.

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/


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#351105 - 08/16/08 07:39 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Darrah is to XPT as Rhythmic Gymnastics is to the Olympics.



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#351106 - 08/17/08 12:43 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Michael Phelps is a pimp.

Usain Bolt is one fast mother fucker. I was amazed with that time. I never thought I'd see somebody run sub 9.7. Fucking crazy.
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#351107 - 08/17/08 11:26 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Too bad Bolt had to act like a dick while doing it.
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#351108 - 08/17/08 11:47 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Quote:

Too bad Bolt had to act like a dick while doing it.



What did he do?

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#351109 - 08/17/08 11:54 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I don't want Phelps to win anymore. Is that bad?
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#351110 - 08/17/08 12:37 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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He already won all 8 and beat the record. That fucker and women's marathon pushed aside my gymnastics last night. He mostly won due to whatever performance enhancement drugs he's doing that they can't detect yet. The true athletes are from decades ago because alot of that shit wasn't around back them. I was rooting for him to loose and not beat Mark Spitz's record which he did. He's also not the greatest Olympic athlete of all time which they keep on saying. They said a Russian gymnast won 18 Olympic gold medals decades ago.



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#351111 - 08/17/08 01:59 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Babble, babble, rant, rant.

Where's the proof that Phelps took something? There is no proof. End of discussion. You, superficial cunt, don't know shit about anything.
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#351112 - 08/17/08 02:55 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Quote:

Too bad Bolt had to act like a dick while doing it.




I thought he was more of a goofball then a dick. But I can see it being open to interpretation.

I wonder what he would have run if he pushed himself the whole 100 meters and hadn't let up.

This reminds me of a conversation I had with a friends dad one time. He swore up and down that the Olympics had both a 100 meter and a 100 yard dash. He kept telling me he saw Carl Lewis run both in 84 and 88. I couldn't believe how stupid he was. But I was in his house so I had to kind of back off before I called him an idiot. He started trying to make me out to be dumb for not knowing that.

Some people.
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#351113 - 08/18/08 11:29 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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He swore up and down that the Olympics had both a 100 meter and a 100 yard dash.




100 yard dash was apparently an event in the 1904 Olympics.
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#351114 - 08/18/08 12:03 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

Too bad Bolt had to act like a dick while doing it.



What did he do?





Her splayed his arms out and then gave himself a chest thump before he even crossed the finish line.

A dick move.

Acting like a spaz after you win is okay. Doing it before you win is being a dick.

Look at the Jamaican girl who won the 100 meters. She runs fast,wins the race,and then spazzes. That's how its done.


Doesn't mean Bolt doesn't deserve credit for his run though. He destroyed the field.
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#351115 - 08/18/08 06:11 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Can someone burn ESPN's headquarters to the ground please? Both Colin Cowherd and whoever is filling in for Doug Gottlieb on The Pulse pretty much said "okay Michael Phelps was a cool story but let's move on." This is the same network that for the last two months has treated every time Brett Favre has changed his underwear like it was the Iranian hostage crisis and they are saying it's time to move on?
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#351116 - 08/18/08 11:52 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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#351117 - 08/19/08 12:15 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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There is NO fucking way that those 2 Chinese girls are a day over age 12. They ripped off that blonde in the uneven bars. Fucking scum.Wanted to spit on the TV. But why punish my plasma? Shiiiit!!
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#351118 - 08/19/08 12:16 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I'm very upsets that my Nastia Luikin got the silver medal by 0.001 of a point. Oh well, she's drop dead gorgeous and will get tons of endorsements. She already has had one with Cover Girl for a while. Did anyone see her mom in the audience? What a hot milf!
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#351119 - 08/20/08 02:37 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Submitted for your approval, Paraguayan Leryn Franco, master spear-chucker (Tritone is the master-baiting spear-chucker).



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#351120 - 08/20/08 09:09 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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women's beach volleyball gold
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#351121 - 08/20/08 09:29 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I just happened to watch the volleyball competition today and those girls were something, sweating and I bet their ass cracks were sweaty too

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#351122 - 08/21/08 05:48 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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USA Softball just lost to Japan. We get Bronze. I can't believe it.

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#351123 - 08/21/08 12:58 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Silver. Still, if they measure accomplishments against expectations, silver sucks.
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#351124 - 08/21/08 01:54 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Silver. Still, if they measure accomplishments against expectations, silver sucks.




I've been so full of shit on this from the start ...
Never trust American women.

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#351125 - 08/21/08 03:52 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Rythmic gymnastic was suppose to be on this morning but it wasn't.

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#351126 - 08/21/08 04:05 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Next on FOX, when cheerleaders attack!

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#351127 - 08/21/08 05:59 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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#351128 - 08/21/08 08:58 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I don't want Phelps to win anymore. Is that bad?


Why the fuck is the board stretched all the way into the end of the screen?

NOOOOOOO it's not bad, 8 is Enough

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#351129 - 08/22/08 07:04 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Cuba Advances After Throttling U.S. Baseball Team

BEIJING (AP) -- The Cuban baseball team will go for gold once again, having beaten the United States 10-2 to reach the Olympic championship game.
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#351130 - 08/22/08 07:58 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I hope that whoever is involved in coaching the relay teams is better at dodging flying fecal matter than the relay teams were at handing off batons.

"Once the Games are complete we will be conducting a comprehensive review of all our programs," Doug Logan said in a statement.

CEO of U.S. Track and Field to plain English translation.

"Someone or someones involved in U.S. Track and Field coaching and/or training is going to get their ass handed to them."
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#351131 - 08/22/08 03:08 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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German Playboy model wins gold in Beijing.

Playboy Gold
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#351132 - 08/23/08 07:40 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Cuba goes for the gold in the freestyle post disqualification melt down event.

Cuban and his coach banned for life for kicking referee after taekwondo bronze medal match.
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#351133 - 08/24/08 07:13 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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Wow the Closing Ceremonies are the gayest yet most trippy thing I have ever seen.

Also the London Mayor had fucked up British teeth and his suit looked like it came off the rack from TJ Max.

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#351134 - 08/24/08 09:36 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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As usual, Elab fucked up the screen with that wide-ass picture.

I watched Jimmy Page playing "Whole Lotta Love." I wonder exactly how the London people convinced the Chink people to let that song off in such a repressive social environment? Were they fooled by his grey hair? Or that the song is older than I am? Or maybe London dude shanghai'd China dude by telling him the song was about world peace and happiness.

Quote:

You been coolin'
And baby, I've been droolin'
All the good times, baby,
I've been misusin'
Way, way down inside
I'm gonna give ya my love
I'm gonna give ya every inch of my love
I'm gonna give you my love




[edit: Apparently Chinks listen to Led Zeppelin, too:Story. ]


Edited by Willie D (08/24/08 09:39 PM)

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#351135 - 08/28/08 09:25 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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NOOOOOOO it's not bad, 8 is Enough





funny....I think Obama has been reading this board
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#351136 - 08/29/08 12:14 AM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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German Playboy model wins gold in Beijing.

Playboy Gold




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#351137 - 08/31/08 06:45 PM Re: XPT Olympics Thread
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I found this on Youtube today, hadn't seen it since 1984 and it blows away the Opening Ceremonies put on by the Red Chinese.

84 pianos playing Rhapsody in Blue

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