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#350991 - 08/07/08 02:56 PM Make Up Chair Miracles
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There's a reason why hiring a makeup artist is some of the best money you can spend...



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#350992 - 08/07/08 02:57 PM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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#350993 - 08/07/08 02:57 PM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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#350994 - 08/07/08 02:58 PM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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#350995 - 08/07/08 02:59 PM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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#350996 - 08/07/08 03:01 PM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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I agree on the importance of hiring a good mua (make-up artist), but why are you using these random hags who aren't even in porn as an example?
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#350997 - 08/07/08 03:21 PM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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If you got porn before & afters, post em. I was just trying to get the ball rolling.
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#350998 - 08/07/08 03:28 PM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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I do, but I'm too nice to post 'em.
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#350999 - 08/07/08 03:36 PM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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I do, but I'm too nice to post 'em.




why dont we believe you gia?
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#351000 - 08/07/08 04:00 PM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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I see a great future for this thread.
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#351001 - 08/07/08 04:00 PM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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Renfield!
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There's a reason why hiring a makeup artist is some of the best money you can spend...




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#351002 - 08/07/08 04:05 PM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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I bet those pros can cure fake cancer like it ain't even real.

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#351003 - 08/07/08 07:12 PM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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Renfield!
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There's a reason why hiring a makeup artist is some of the best money you can spend...







Thats funny, you even cracked us up, yeah but I look good now

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#351004 - 08/07/08 08:50 PM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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Where did you get these photos?

I'm pretty sure that they're from one of those "Extreme Makeover" or "The Swan" type of shows.

Those shows involve a lot more than make up.

Like a Tabitha Stern kind of miracle
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#351005 - 08/07/08 08:51 PM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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#351006 - 08/07/08 11:39 PM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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I'm pretty sure that they're from one of those "Extreme Makeover" or "The Swan" type of shows.

Those shows involve a lot more than make up.





Quit being a stick in the mud, Spunko and get with the program.
Contribute to the fantasy that is porn, don't expose it to the daylight and ruin the fun.
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#351007 - 08/07/08 11:50 PM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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Two words: Dasani Lesian
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#351008 - 08/08/08 12:06 AM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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This is one of my favourite examples of false advertisement.



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#351009 - 08/08/08 12:13 AM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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Two words: Dasani Lesian





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#351010 - 08/08/08 07:25 PM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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This is one of my favourite examples of false advertisement.




Is that really her? Wow what a transformation, she looks really hot.

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#351011 - 08/08/08 08:41 PM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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That shit is so photoshopped it ain't even funny.

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#351012 - 08/11/08 03:05 AM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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Not only is it a make-over, but it's photoshopped excessively also. She looks like a a SIM character with plastic doll skin here while the real life pic shows her as one ugly whore.
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#351013 - 08/11/08 06:59 AM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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i wish i had some photos for some of the horror's i've walked into off the craigslist ads.

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#351014 - 08/11/08 10:55 AM Re: Make Up Chair Miracles
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Not only do whores lie, but their photographers do as well.
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