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#350879 - 08/06/08 07:58 PM Eli should be proud
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His slut made the cover of this trashy rag.

ALL HAIL ELI....


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#350880 - 08/07/08 06:47 AM Re: Eli should be proud
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Isn't Xcitement.com where peple go to fade away?
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#350881 - 08/07/08 07:50 AM Re: Eli should be proud
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Isn't Xcitement.com where peple go to fade away?




I must take a quote from ROCK...


"It's better to burn out then to fade away"


The only two things that have faded for her are-

1) BRAIN......faded a long time ago due to chronic stupidity.....and to smoking way too much chronic. This also let to her finding her LOVE interest...and that’s a whole another post!


2) TITS...she never had 'em....and she shouldn’t have never bought 'em. Cause they just add insult to injury.

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#350882 - 08/07/08 11:13 AM Re: Eli should be proud
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Registered: 07/19/08
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Quote:

Quote:

Isn't Xcitement.com where peple go to fade away?




I must take a quote from ROCK...


"It's better to burn out then to fade away"


The only two things that have faded for her are-

1) BRAIN......faded a long time ago due to chronic stupidity.....and to smoking way too much chronic. This also let to her finding her LOVE interest...and that’s a whole another post!


2) TITS...she never had 'em....and she shouldn’t have never bought 'em. Cause they just add insult to injury.




You're brutal. Open your eyes, this girl is HOT. I was fortunate enough to meet her one time at Exxxotica Miami. She is very smart and sweet. She actually took the time to talk to me. She is great.
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#350883 - 08/07/08 12:54 PM Re: Eli should be proud
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Registered: 01/08/08
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You're brutal. Open your eyes, this girl is HOT. I was fortunate enough to meet her one time at Exxxotica Miami. She is very smart and sweet. She actually took the time to talk to me. She is great.




Translation = This is the only girl who doesn't wear sweaters year round and own 10+ cats that has spent more than 30 seconds before being creeped out by my fanboy ass.
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#350884 - 08/07/08 03:39 PM Re: Eli should be proud
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Isn't Xcitement.com where peple go to fade away?




I must take a quote from ROCK...


"It's better to burn out then to fade away"


The only two things that have faded for her are-

1) BRAIN......faded a long time ago due to chronic stupidity.....and to smoking way too much chronic. This also let to her finding her LOVE interest...and that’s a whole another post!


2) TITS...she never had 'em....and she shouldn’t have never bought 'em. Cause they just add insult to injury.




You're brutal. Open your eyes, this girl is HOT. I was fortunate enough to meet her one time at Exxxotica Miami. She is very smart and sweet. She actually took the time to talk to me. She is great.




Yes I am...TY...She is NOT a girl...she is a Woman (once again not a girl) and she is of the has-been class.

She may be pretty to you...but I am trying to make new PW's stop and think before they make terrible decisions that they will have to live with for the rest or their life....

Such as their choice in significant other and whether or not to implant or to go with natural choices....My only logical conclusion is that she did both while she was impaired (extremely high).

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#350885 - 08/11/08 07:05 AM Re: Eli should be proud
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Registered: 07/19/08
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You know her that well? I don't know, she didn't act or look anything like a drug user to me. She looked like she had her shit together. Just me, I've been to several conventions and have seen many PW's in person and very few look as hot in person. Brianna is hotter in person in my opinion. Not to mention nicer than many other PW's.
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#350886 - 08/11/08 12:04 PM Re: Eli should be proud
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Looks can be deceiving....

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she didn't act or look anything like a drug user to me. She looked like she had her shit together.




So does someone who currently resides at 1600 Penn Ave N.W.

Or at least with the spin Dr.'s that are on call then can make the illusion that all is well.....

So what does a "drug user" usually look like to you Dr.?

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#350887 - 08/26/08 03:04 PM Re: Eli should be proud
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Registered: 03/16/08
Posts: 25
With the right management she might have found some real success.

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#350888 - 08/26/08 06:10 PM Re: Eli should be proud
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Registered: 07/19/08
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With the right management she might have found some real success.



Who's saying that she is not successful? She looked like she was doing quit well when I saw her at Exxxotica Miami. Excitement Magazine had her signing at their booth.

The only people that think she is unsuccessful is you guys on XTP. However, as I said this morning, you XTPer's are far more knowledgeable and resourceful than the rest of the world.
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#350889 - 08/26/08 06:24 PM Re: Eli should be proud
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Quote:

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With the right management she might have found some real success.



Who's saying that she is not successful? She looked like she was doing quit well when I saw her at Exxxotica Miami. Excitement Magazine had her signing at their booth.





Success is in eye of the beholder….She may have done worse…but she could have done MUCH better!

If you get a professional make up artist and hairstylist you can make Rosanne Barr look good.

So quoting the Roddy Piper in the movie “they live”…. That's like pouring perfume on a pig.

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#350890 - 08/27/08 04:19 AM Re: Eli should be proud
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Registered: 07/19/08
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Quote:

Quote:

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With the right management she might have found some real success.



Who's saying that she is not successful? She looked like she was doing quit well when I saw her at Exxxotica Miami. Excitement Magazine had her signing at their booth.





Success is in eye of the beholder….She may have done worse…but she could have done MUCH better!

If you get a professional make up artist and hairstylist you can make Rosanne Barr look good.

So quoting the Roddy Piper in the movie “they live”…. That's like pouring perfume on a pig.




I guess everyone could always do better.

But, WTF are you talking about? Are we talking about the same PW? That is the worst analogy I have ever heard.
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#350891 - 08/27/08 01:48 PM Re: Eli should be proud
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That is the worst analogy I have ever heard.




ok...next 1.....

One person's trash is another person's treasure!

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#350892 - 08/27/08 03:09 PM Re: Eli should be proud
Iluvcookie Offline
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Registered: 07/19/08
Posts: 51
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I agree. So, given this method of thought, you measure success of a PW based on your own personal preference?
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#350893 - 08/27/08 07:49 PM Re: Eli should be proud
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I agree. So, given this method of thought, you measure success of a PW based on your own personal preference?




everyones got their own personal preferences...but for this one I have seen her in "real" life.....

not made up for a shoot...or a convention.....just smoking weed with some peeps.....cool chick......just dumb as a box of rocks and easily conned and very easily manipulated.



"She coulda been a contender"

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#350894 - 08/27/08 07:56 PM Re: Eli should be proud
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Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
I am guessing he is calling them like he sees 'em.

This chick's breast implants are bar-none the worst installation I have ever seen, short of horrible scarring or malpractice examples. They even look bad in photos where she is clothed. The thing is, she never used to be such a trainwreck -- she did an especially hot scene for BrunoB.com several years back when she was new.


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#350895 - 08/28/08 06:30 PM Re: Eli should be proud
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Registered: 03/16/08
Posts: 25
That's the sorry thing about her .... she could take off the makeup and grow armpit hair and still give a better impression than she does under her current management with HeLie.

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