I'd like to get everyone's input on another contest I'm interested in: a porno Home Run Derby. You'd probably have to move the fences in at Chavez Ravine, but I can think of some early favorites:

--Belladonna. She's crafty with those Mizunos, but you'd have to find a BP pitcher who would be willing to look her in the face. Maybe John Rocker could do it as part of his "community service."

--Melissa Lauren. French...so probably doesn't know shit about baseball, but it would be fun to watch her swing, miss, and the ask the catcher if he wants a "PSE" after the game. We all know why she was in Phoenix this January, and it wasn't because she's a Tom Brady fan.

--Jeff Steward. JeffMike has wielded a bat around before, especially when his A/R goes delinquent. To make it really challenging, bring Missy Monroe onto to the field and see if he can resist trying to hit her in the ass instead.

--Nick Manning. Tried the same stunt as JeffMike, but he brought a Whiffle-Ball bat. Kinda like bringing brass knuckles to a knife fight. Hardcore, baby...droppin' fuckin' plastic!

Some others who have e-XXX-perience with the bat:
--Ashley Blue
--Isabel Ice
--Ryan Conner
--Chloe Jones (Disabled List: liver, indefinite)




Delinquent porno A/R, that's pretty funny, isn't it???

TTboy could charge the mound