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#350651 - 08/05/08 06:59 PM how to handle an irritating seat mate on a plane
6655321 Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
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rather than cutting his head off....

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train...

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the person who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
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#350652 - 08/05/08 07:01 PM Re: how to handle an irritating seat mate on a plane
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and end up in Gitmo.
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#350653 - 08/05/08 07:03 PM Re: how to handle an irritating seat mate on a plane
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you really think you would make it that far...
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#350654 - 08/05/08 08:58 PM Re: how to handle an irritating seat mate on a pla
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I'll wear my burka and try it.
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#350655 - 08/06/08 10:26 AM Re: how to handle an irritating seat mate on a plane
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Quote:

you really think you would make it that far...




Probably not, but you WOULD get arrested when the plane landed. These days, "I thought it would be funny" is not an appropriate excuse for terrorism jokes.
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