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#350591 - 08/29/09 06:48 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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Registered: 02/23/08
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Los Huevos Rancheros is going to win it all this year.

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#350592 - 08/29/09 08:44 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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My team makes me feel Meh which means I am sure to win this year. Suck it bitches.
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#350593 - 09/20/09 09:17 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Hey Conq, Plaxico Burress is in prison, so his status for today's game is not good.

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#350594 - 09/20/09 09:30 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
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I hope he manages to escape because my team is in bad trouble.

I suppose I will have to do something about this...

Thanks for the warning. I think the entirety of my team is free now. Even if they do suck.
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#350595 - 09/20/09 10:37 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Well that's fucking great. Apparently I fucked up my substitution and instead of having a jailed player my team has decided to just go ahead with no wide receiver.

2 points!?!

I guess someone has to have the worst team in the league.
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#350596 - 09/20/09 02:53 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
Conquistador!!!


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#350597 - 09/20/09 03:13 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Woohoo!!!

Thank you.

Does anyone else have a cheerleader?

My favourite XPT poster is rooting for me. So even though my team sucks like a vacuum I'm pleased.

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#350598 - 09/20/09 06:08 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
nomore Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
Ned, you are my fave forever and ever

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#350599 - 10/05/09 02:57 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International


Second win in a row!!! 169-136 against Floofin's Felons!!

Last Sunday in January, right?
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#350600 - 10/05/09 09:23 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Unbelievable.

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#350601 - 10/07/09 09:42 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 36
Loc: Near Fort Wayne, Indiana


I've got a chair leg for each of my first four opponents!!

I hope you brought some Pledge to use as lube.


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#350602 - 10/07/09 10:59 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Turn that upside down for Brandon !
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#350603 - 10/07/09 11:09 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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This thread sucks.

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#350604 - 10/07/09 11:35 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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Panzer. I'm going to pm you three dates between December and January. You pick the day that you meet me. On that day I'll twist you so hard that your vertebrae sound like bubble wrap popping and your face ends up in your ass. You'll go out like you came in, shitbubble. Deal?.
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#350605 - 10/07/09 12:04 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
Uncle Joe Offline
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Panzer. I'm going to pm you three dates between December and January. You pick the day that you meet me. On that day I'll twist you so hard that your vertebrae sound like bubble wrap popping and your face ends up in your ass. You'll go out like you came in, shitbubble. Deal?.



Deal your wife's dirty asshole for a pound of rice.

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#350606 - 10/09/09 12:31 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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Quote:

Quote:

Panzer. I'm going to pm you three dates between December and January. You pick the day that you meet me. On that day I'll twist you so hard that your vertebrae sound like bubble wrap popping and your face ends up in your ass. You'll go out like you came in, shitbubble. Deal?.



Deal your wife's dirty asshole for a pound of rice.




Even if that scenario could play out in real-life, that would put her somewhere in your bidding... and well. heh That's ridiculous, rodent. Dream a bigger dream and fuck off outta this thread.
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#350607 - 10/16/09 05:33 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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Willie, you're gonna get Klowned like Krusty. Don't take this asskicking personal.

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#350608 - 11/01/09 09:12 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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Registered: 09/20/05
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Willie, you're gonna get Klowned like Krusty. Don't take this asskicking personal.


Karma is a real bitch, Flufenstein.

So help me out with this trade, fleufinberg...me = send + receive

Quote:

Send Donovan McNabb, Phi QB from QB to Phreaks
Send Jeremy Maclin, Phi WR from WR to Phreaks
Send Antonio Gates, SD TE from TE to Phreaks
Send Randy Moss, NE WR from Bench to Phreaks
Send Reggie Bush, NO RB from Bench to Phreaks
Receive Peyton Manning, Ind QB from Phreaks to Bench
Receive Thomas Jones, NYJ RB from Phreaks to Bench
Receive Todd Heap, Bal TE from Phreaks to Bench
Receive Patrick Crayton, Dal WR from Phreaks to Bench
Receive Eddie Royal, Den WR from Phreaks to Bench




yes or no?

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#350609 - 11/01/09 10:51 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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Send Donovan McNabb, Phi QB from QB to Phreaks
Send Jeremy Maclin, Phi WR from WR to Phreaks
Send Antonio Gates, SD TE from TE to Phreaks
Send Randy Moss, NE WR from Bench to Phreaks
Send Reggie Bush, NO RB from Bench to Phreaks
Receive Peyton Manning, Ind QB from Phreaks to Bench
Receive Thomas Jones, NYJ RB from Phreaks to Bench
Receive Todd Heap, Bal TE from Phreaks to Bench
Receive Patrick Crayton, Dal WR from Phreaks to Bench
Receive Eddie Royal, Den WR from Phreaks to Bench




yes or no?




Dude, I don't know that's a lot of rolling stock there. Seems kind of a sideways move, but depending on your byes and what not it might be good for ya.

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#350610 - 11/02/09 10:42 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Guapo, you can kiss my ass. Roll credits now, motherfucker!

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#350611 - 11/03/09 02:25 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Fourth place now, after kicking 'JRV rapes boys' in the ass.

Next up, k1ng. There will be blood.....
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#350612 - 12/01/09 05:30 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
John Floofin Offline
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Yeah Fuckers, ramp it up for the home stretch, playoffs are coming!

Conquistador, would you like a cigarette and blindfold?

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#350613 - 12/01/09 06:13 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
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I'm wreckin' my chances for a play-off position at a rather fast pace. This week's loss against Cleetus was quite unexpected.

Two more games, at least.
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#350614 - 12/07/09 12:26 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
John Floofin Offline
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Hacksaw is a faggot.

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#350615 - 12/15/09 12:04 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
John Floofin Offline
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It's that time of year to remind all of you who didn't make the playoffs that dumping your players is a bitch move, so too for claiming said players.

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#350616 - 12/15/09 02:23 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
freestylah Offline
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I have no idea what you mean Floof. Maybe that's the reason I can expect a major defeat coming weekend. 160 - 120 at the moment; I'll try to upgrade a bit, but 40 points is a lot.
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#350617 - 12/15/09 03:11 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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Not directed at you Free, as you have made the playoffs. However, some people who didn't might dump all of their players, potentially compromising the integrity of the playoffs.

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#350618 - 12/16/09 06:21 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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Not directed at you Free, as you have made the playoffs. However, some people who didn't might dump all of their players, potentially compromising the integrity of the playoffs.




People really do that? Wow, that's immature and shitty.
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#350619 - 12/16/09 07:26 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Watch it guys!!

You could get CANNED!!




Investment company to fantasy owners: 'You're fired'
By Andy Behrens
Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:59 pm EST

If you happen to be reading this sentence while sitting in your cubicle at Fidelity Investments, then you'd better stop. Immediately. We cannot guarantee your safety. You're only one click away from creating a fantasy league, and that would be a serious violation of company policy. In fact, it's a fireable offense.

According to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Fidelity recently axed four league commissioners in the Fantasy Purge of '09.

<<<Full Story/SOURCE>>>
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#350620 - 12/21/09 12:22 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
John Floofin Offline
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WTF Liquid Swords? Cunt.

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#350621 - 12/21/09 01:02 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Congrats, Floof! Unless a miracle takes place tonight, you have a decisive win.

Good luck!
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#350622 - 12/24/09 01:20 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
John Floofin Offline
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Wow, Hacksaw/Huevos, imagine that? Drew Brees was available? What a suprise, you picked him up.

If you have any sense of honor at all, you won't play those players that were dumped by non-playoff teams.

Unbelievable.

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#350623 - 12/24/09 09:55 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Quote:

Conquistador, would you like a cigarette and blindfold?




I sucked a lot but at least fiendgrl13 was my cheer leader!
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#350624 - 12/24/09 10:27 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
Hacksaw Offline
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Registered: 02/23/08
Posts: 48
Quote:

Wow, Hacksaw/Huevos, imagine that? Drew Brees was available? What a suprise, you picked him up.

If you have any sense of honor at all, you won't play those players that were dumped by non-playoff teams.

Unbelievable.




I got fucked over last season by somebody picking up all the good players that were dropped. I did a defensive move by picking up the players before somebody else did. I will go with a line-up (or very similar) that I have used throughout the season. I just didn't want to get fucked over again. This would not have been a problem if the commish had locked the rosters of the teams that were eliminated.

Of course there is honor among the porn mongers, but really, since this happened last year it's really not unbelievable.

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#350625 - 12/24/09 10:32 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Thank you Hacksaw, I am relieved and satisfied with your tack. Best of luck.

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#350626 - 12/28/09 06:23 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
nomore Offline
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Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
I sucked a lot but at least fiendgrl13 was my cheer leader!




I will always be your cheerleader, love

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#350627 - 12/28/09 09:57 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Who won?
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#350628 - 12/28/09 04:38 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Quick question... Does FreeBaller play?. If so he's a shit talking spaz but he does have game... sorry to interrupt and Congrats Floof.
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#350629 - 12/28/09 05:18 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
My team got fucking murdered but I get to talk to fiendgrl13 so I don't mind, as far as I am concerned I won.
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#350630 - 12/29/09 02:00 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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King, you fucker

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