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#350541 - 12/06/08 05:37 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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3 way bumrush for the last playoff position between Guagesgapingass, Cleetus, and the Felons.

May the best team win, and fuck you two if it's not me.

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#350542 - 12/09/08 07:59 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Well, the playoffs are set and I'm not in 'em.

BTW, that was fucking raw dog, Guapo. Antonio Bryant my fucking ass!

Call 'em out boys, get in here and talk about it!

Where the hell is that carpetbagger responsible for the "Huevos Rancheros" team?

Just a reminder to those who didn't make the playoffs. DO NOT drop all of your players into the free agent pool, it's a bitch move. Looking at you, Charlie Maloy.

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#350543 - 12/10/08 06:34 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Oh, yeah, I'm a bitch. I didn't know there was a rule.

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#350544 - 12/10/08 04:43 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Sorry Charlie, I didn't mean it to be personal. It's just that there have been some egregious player-dumping episodes in our league's past and with King as my witness, I'm only looking out for the integrity of the playoffs.

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#350545 - 12/15/08 11:38 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Willie D Offline

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The Yahoo leagues have a "can't cut list" to prevent this kind of thing from happening. Cleetus disabled it. Blame him.

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#350546 - 12/15/08 12:16 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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and I blame Chico
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#350547 - 12/15/08 05:11 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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and I blame Chico




Works for me!


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#350548 - 12/16/08 11:04 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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what a bullshit call on giving willie the tie breaker...

BULL FUCKIN SHIT!

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#350549 - 12/16/08 02:31 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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what a bullshit call on giving willie the tie breaker...

BULL FUCKIN SHIT!




I take it the decision was on aggregate points? Considering you beat him during the season, I'd be pissed too. Blame Chico.

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#350550 - 12/16/08 03:55 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Willie D Offline

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what a bullshit call on giving willie the tie breaker...

BULL FUCKIN SHIT!


If you bothered to look at the league rules, the tiebreak goes to the starting lineup with the most TD's that weekend. Works the same way at espn.com and nfl.com. Don't blame me--it's not my fault you started Shaun Hill instead of Tyler Thigpen. You should just be happy Yahoo caught the mistake and adjusted the scoring. Not to mention that you got the benefit of Charlie dumping Cotchery who would have otherwise been blocked from a mass dumping. You had every advantage possible. Quit being such a spoiled baby.

http://help.yahoo.com/l/us/yahoo/football/rules/frules-16.html

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#350551 - 12/16/08 04:49 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Quote:

Quote:

what a bullshit call on giving willie the tie breaker...

BULL FUCKIN SHIT!


If you bothered to look at the league rules, the tiebreak goes to the starting lineup with the most TD's that weekend. Works the same way at espn.com and nfl.com. Don't blame me--it's not my fault you started Shaun Hill instead of Tyler Thigpen. You should just be happy Yahoo caught the mistake and adjusted the scoring. Not to mention that you got the benefit of Charlie dumping Cotchery who would have otherwise been blocked from a mass dumping. You had every advantage possible. Quit being such a spoiled baby.

http://help.yahoo.com/l/us/yahoo/football/rules/frules-16.html




i didnt benefit from charlie dumping anyone. curtis my regualr starter outscored cotchery... i start curtis i win. you need to thank charlie cause he is the reason your squad moving on.

p.s fuck sean hill, fuck neil rackers, fuck green bay defense, fuck willie, fuck you, fuck fantasy football yahoo rules.

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#350552 - 12/16/08 08:17 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Willie D Offline

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p.s fuck sean hill, fuck neil rackers, fuck green bay defense, fuck willie, fuck you, fuck fantasy football yahoo rules.



What a sorry loser. Fuck Guapo the fake negro. Give me some ebonics to commenorate the loss. Fake faggot.

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#350553 - 12/18/08 03:31 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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i just wanna thank all the kats sending love and telling me how they know i was robbed from a win last week.

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#350554 - 12/18/08 09:21 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Willie D Offline

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Really, name them? Are they alts of yours Darth, perhaps?

You're jut a sad, sad loser. You beat me game up during the season and I owned it, even after all the junk I talked. You aren't 1/100th as classy as that; just a sorry, bitter wigger.

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#350555 - 12/24/08 10:31 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Willie D Offline

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Good Luck to Mr. Donkey Punchers. It's gonna be a lot closer than this:



Guapo, anything to say, or are you busy with roster moves...for next year.


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#350556 - 12/27/08 08:57 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Willie how classy. you try to win the championship by using my squad....pathetic. i knew it all along my squad was the team to beat. Either way my team wins and you are proven to be a piece of shit who couldnt win on his own. He needed the help of yahoo and me to get shit done.

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#350557 - 12/29/08 12:35 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
k1ng Offline
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damn, I dropped 200+ points in the last week of the regular season to finish number one and secure the first seed with a first week bye only to get bitch slapped in the playoffs twice ending up 4th overall. I blame megalomaniacal owner al davis for his missteps in the draft, to's inflated ego obscuring his vision on the deep out and wade phillips love of a quick vacation every december as opposed to playing football in january.
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#350558 - 12/29/08 12:41 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
k1ng Offline
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as an aside, both afc and nfc west division winners should be forced to forfeit their playoff spots to teams more deserving.
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#350559 - 12/29/08 01:34 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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as an aside, both afc and nfc west division winners should be forced to forfeit their playoff spots to teams more deserving.




They both will next week.

It should get fun starting later today. By my figuring by the time the playoffs are over you could have up to nine new head coaches and four new G.M.s. Hint, hint the Chiefs have supposedly scheduled a press conference for 11:30 am today. Either bye bye Herm, hello Marty, or both.
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#350560 - 12/29/08 12:29 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Marinelli, Romeo and Man-Genius so far.

Nothing on Herm.

Yesterday was Peterson's last day, right?
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#350561 - 12/29/08 11:11 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Congrats to Willie for taking the Championship.
Hail to the victor!

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#350562 - 12/30/08 07:47 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Marinelli, Romeo and Man-Genius so far.

Nothing on Herm.

Yesterday was Peterson's last day, right?




Correct. I was surprised about Mangini, I was expecting some part of a Lewis, Phillips, Edwards trifecta instead. I also will not be surprised if Dungy and Reid take long leave of absences from the NFL after they get knocked out of the playoffs. Dungy's would likely be permanent.
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#350563 - 12/30/08 11:08 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I don't see Reid going, but I've been wrong before.
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#350564 - 12/30/08 02:52 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Just heard on WFAN, Shanahan canned!

Didn't see that coming!


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#350565 - 01/13/09 02:02 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Correct. I was surprised about Mangini, I was expecting some part of a Lewis, Phillips, Edwards trifecta instead. I also will not be surprised if Dungy and Reid take long leave of absences from the NFL after they get knocked out of the playoffs. Dungy's would likely be permanent.





At least I can predict something football related. I've sucked more ass than Kurt Lockwood when it comes to predicting playoff games this year.
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#350566 - 01/16/09 10:08 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Willie D Offline

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Guapo = officially the biggest whiner ever. I own you, bitch. Say something classy this time, OK?

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#350567 - 08/21/09 10:53 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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It's back. The XXXPT FAntasy Football League is up and ready for business.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/xxxpt08

Head on over to Yahoo's Fantasy football section and join our free custom league.
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/register/joinprivateleague_league_select?.scrumb=

League id is 681068
pswd is hardcore

No frills- it is a bare bones league, free to play with an online draft Friday August 28 at 11:o0pm est.Enjoy everyone and post here to say you have joined and with what team, so we know who is talking smack

I am the commish- with Cleet's Impalers.
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#350568 - 08/21/09 01:31 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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Floofin's Felons still kicking ass, one Sunday at a time!

Bitches.

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#350569 - 08/21/09 01:45 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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I'm in
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#350570 - 08/21/09 02:54 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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If I join can I name my team Seoane's Sissys?
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#350571 - 08/21/09 02:55 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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I'm in as well.
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#350572 - 08/21/09 03:13 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
cqd Offline
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Just to warn everyone I have no knowledge of football fantasy or otherwise. So team conq will probably be a good punching bag.

And Jigaloo, you should make that team you mentioned.
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#350573 - 08/21/09 03:50 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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Alright, Seoane's Sissys are ready to . It was tough deciding between Seoane's Sissys or Seoane's Slant Slappers.

Someone post a reminder for the draft next Friday.
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#350574 - 08/21/09 10:32 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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I'm in

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#350575 - 08/22/09 07:43 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Someone post a reminder for the draft next Friday.





Otay! Will do. I am glad we are getting the quick response and filling up nicely. Still some spots available so join up quick while they last.

It is free, fun and not a scam. You do not win anything but bragging rights but really do you need anything more here?
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#350576 - 08/23/09 06:29 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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There are 4 spots left guys and gals. Get in while the getting is good.
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#350577 - 08/24/09 09:41 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Unfortunately I will be travelling a lot this fall so I'm going to sit this season out.

Good luck to all of you (well, some of you).
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#350578 - 08/24/09 10:59 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
freestylah Offline
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Good luck to all of you (well, some of you).




Thanks!
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#350579 - 08/26/09 01:18 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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Some shit has come up and i won't be around for a while; so i deleted my team. Good luck everyone.

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#350580 - 08/27/09 04:06 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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We could use one more person in the league- so that there are no bye weeks because of an odd number of teams.

Also do not forget that the draft is tomorrow night 11pmest/8pm pacific
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#350581 - 08/27/09 04:57 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
cqd Offline
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I'll be there Cleetus, again I would like to warn you that I haven't done this before and know very little about football. Been to a few Penn State games but that's it.

This should be fun.
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#350582 - 08/28/09 12:59 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Conq, it is fun. I know next to nothing about American football, but I almost won last season's XPT league!
I'll skip the draft, because it will be in the middle of the night for me. I'll play the hand that's been dealt to me.

Go Yankees!
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#350583 - 08/28/09 06:23 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Glad to see you are in Conq it isn't necessary to know all that much about ff to do well, you can pick it up as we go. If you want to know something just ask here in the thread or in draft chat.



Still one spot open- draft in less than 2 hours. Good luck everyone.
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#350584 - 08/28/09 06:26 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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^The other day there was a man named Cleetus Cox on the Food Network.



I lol'd and thought about you. Apologies for the derail. Carry on...
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#350585 - 08/28/09 06:43 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
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Quote:

Glad to see you are in Conq it isn't necessary to know all that much about ff to do well, you can pick it up as we go. If you want to know something just ask here in the thread or in draft chat.

Still one spot open- draft in less than 2 hours. Good luck everyone.




I've had a stomach bug for a few days and may not stay up for the draft in an hour and 18 minutes. Is there something to set to auto draft or if I don't show up?
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#350586 - 08/28/09 06:47 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
Bree Olson's Chair Leg Offline
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Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 36
Loc: Near Fort Wayne, Indiana
Only 11 teams? And one of them is a fucking chair leg? Helllllo?

Is Eric in on this? Talking fantasy football is dyn-o-mite with the ladies!!!


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#350587 - 08/28/09 07:34 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
John Floofin Offline
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I've had a stomach bug for a few days and may not stay up for the draft in an hour and 18 minutes. Is there something to set to auto draft or if I don't show up?




It'll do it for you, per their standard rankings. You'll get quality players.

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#350588 - 08/28/09 07:51 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Draft had to be moved because we couldn't get that 12th person. league is set and the draft will now be tomorrow night sat. 29 august at 7pm pst ( 10pm est). Sorry for the inconvenience.
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#350589 - 08/28/09 08:08 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
Bree Olson's Chair Leg Offline
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Registered: 04/06/09
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Loc: Near Fort Wayne, Indiana
Don't mean to be a douche, but I'm not sure I can make tomorrow. I promised three other chair legs to help hold up a fat chick at a Jewish wedding.


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#350590 - 08/28/09 08:21 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 09 Fantasy Football League is h
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Not that I have any say but I vote Chair Leg for Commissioner.

Just tossin that out there...
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