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#350491 - 09/09/08 04:01 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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#350492 - 09/09/08 11:51 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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You and six other people. What an accomplishment, whitey cuntbag.

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#350493 - 09/10/08 10:36 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Somebody better get Willie a pint of Haagen Daaz. He's on the rag again.
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#350494 - 09/15/08 12:41 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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So who were the suckers that took Larry Johnson and Tony Gonzalez this year? Gonzalez still has skills but I expect the Chiefs to start pulling people out of the stands to take a series or two at quarterback. That seemed to be their philosophy today anyway. Johnson looks like the Chasey Lain of RBs-from 25 to 35 years old overnight.
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#350495 - 09/15/08 12:02 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Anybody have any idea how scoring will be handled with the postponed Baltimore/Houston game?

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#350496 - 09/15/08 03:53 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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I have to imagine you are just screwed, with no money involved I would have to think you will just lose those points this week- like a day of game injury. i do not know what yahoo could do about it. It really sucks
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#350497 - 09/15/08 09:06 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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You could read the news before the game and sub another player on your roster. Just sayin'

See you next week, Saracen.

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#350498 - 09/15/08 09:19 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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I hate my team and I'm going to blame Chico for it
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#350499 - 09/16/08 10:32 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Cheer up Cleet, you got the silver medal last night!

Cleet's team -> <- Grizz' team
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#350500 - 09/21/08 08:02 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Someone in this league who's name rhymes with TonyMalice told me recently he and Wankus have a very special common interest, and it isn't in watching Don Fernando sex scenes.

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#350501 - 09/21/08 04:30 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Someone in this league who's name rhymes with TonyMalice told me recently he and Wankus have a very special common interest, and it isn't in watching Don Fernando sex scenes.




We all love the Dolphins
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#350502 - 09/22/08 02:58 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Just when you thought Wankus couldn't be any more annoying.
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#350503 - 09/28/08 07:46 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Bitch move, Freestylah, straight up. Thats what you'll forever be known as in this thread: bitch.

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#350504 - 09/28/08 10:08 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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...move,...



What "move?"

Whoever has Brett Farrrvuh should be allowed to bukkake Christie Lee all by him_or_her_self until next weekend.

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#350505 - 09/28/08 11:23 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Bitch move, Freestylah, straight up.




I agree. unless he gives me a free win like that too, if so, then nice work free.


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#350506 - 09/28/08 11:56 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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I agree. unless he gives me a free win like that too, if so, then nice work free.



Wait a minute. I sense that I'm branded a derelict because someone says I'm improperly benefiting from my team. The facts:

1. I've only pm'ed FF a few times, and that was an inquiry as to Gary Hall--frestylah nearly =s freestyler? Turns out not.

2. You all refused every trade I legitimatly proposed this year.

3. By my count, I'm near 180 points this week. Would a full FF lineup have made a difference? I'm not bragging, I got some lucky breaks from AirDrewBrees and LdT. Would it have made a difference?

4. I live in Phoenix. I have to mentally deal with the stain of the Cardinals being my home team. Do you know what kind of psychological burden that places on someone? Even on one who was born in the StL suburbs? Who remembers the Dave Krieg KC Chiefs 70-yeard naked bootleg TD???? DO U????

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#350507 - 09/29/08 12:05 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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yes, you would've killed him no matter who he replaced his lineup with, you're high score this week, no?. it's just that, the failure to even try to win the matchup only reinforces our prevailing stereotype that europeans fail.



trade? i didn't vote against any trade.
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#350508 - 09/29/08 01:18 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Willie are you sure that wasn't Steve Bono? 70 yard runs by Chiefs QBs don't take up very much in the way of a memory file.
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#350509 - 09/29/08 02:59 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Ok, I agree that this doesn't look good. But I do enjoy being ranked 7 of 14 for a week.

To be honest, I have no idea how it works. And you were warned in the beginning of this thread!
1. When are these 'matchups' settled? Day & time
2. I have 5 players in the line-up (plus the defense) where it's stated bye. What does that mean and what can/should I do? I know I can switch players between line-up and bench, but until when?

For soopergrizz:

BC Buds --> <-- furious freestylah

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#350510 - 09/29/08 11:06 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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I get no breaks in FF, score an assload of points and of course it is the week I am matched vs FARvre and his 6 tds.
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#350511 - 09/29/08 03:54 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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1. When are these 'matchups' settled? Day & time




Generally on Sunday's, it would be best if you had your moves made by Saturday night. Beware of the odd Thursday and Saturday games that might pop up. For your convenience, the matchup times are under the "status" column, just right of your players names.

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2. I have 5 players in the line-up (plus the defense) where it's stated bye. What does that mean and what can/should I do? I know I can switch players between line-up and bench, but until when?




"Bye" means they arent' playing that week, so you'll need to replace them with someone at the same position who is playing that week from your roster, or pick up a free agent if you don't have an eligible player for that position on your roster. Check their status the next week, and reposition your squad as needed.

Capice?

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#350512 - 09/30/08 08:09 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Clear explanation, Floofin. Thanks!

Let's see what the execution brings!
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#350513 - 10/13/08 11:28 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Huevos Rancheros!!!

BTW, who is running the "Donkey Punchers?"

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#350514 - 10/14/08 01:02 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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What happened to the NYG yesterday? Fuck this shit.
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#350515 - 10/14/08 01:11 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Cleetus, my women are lamenting. You got lucky, Braylon almost single handedly brought me back. See you in the playoffs.

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#350516 - 10/14/08 01:29 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Edwards did squat all season too and last night he decides to go crazy- I still fear a conspiracy against the Impalers.
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#350517 - 10/14/08 08:22 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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What happened to the NYG yesterday? Fuck this shit.


Motherfuckers, they pissed me the fuck off, what was that game about? Very sad.

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#350518 - 10/15/08 09:01 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Ahem.

6-0 bitches.

That is all.
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#350519 - 10/15/08 09:13 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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$5 says you aren't at the end of the season.

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#350520 - 10/18/08 02:26 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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I was wondering if it's possible to watch any NFL matches live through the internets. American football is not aired in Europe and I would like to see some from time to time.

Any suggestions?
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#350521 - 10/18/08 11:37 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Someone in this league who's name rhymes with TonyMalice told me recently he and Wankus have a very special common interest, and it isn't in watching Don Fernando sex scenes.




We all love the Dolphins


Is Wayne on your fantasy team?

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#350522 - 10/21/08 02:37 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Floofins Felons --> <-- furious freestylah

.....by 2 points.
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#350523 - 10/21/08 03:14 PM XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League
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#350524 - 10/21/08 03:24 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League
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Dolphins tried to run it up the gut against Ray Lewis, Haloti Ngata, Bart Scott, etcetera. Kerry Collins and Payton Manning showed that the Ravens' defense may be vulnerable to the pass, but running against them is like pissing in the wind.

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#350525 - 10/21/08 04:12 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League
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Hard to pass with Pennington though- he is a master of the 10- 15 yard pass but has no arm strength so teams don't have to worry about them hitting the long ball at all.
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#350526 - 10/21/08 04:49 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League
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Dolphins would have had a better chance with Pennington throwing 10-15 yard passes. The "Wildcat offense" may be work against some teams, but Ray Lewis has a nose like a bloodhound for a running back, and the Ravens' D was not fooled by the direct snaps to Ronnie Brown.

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#350527 - 10/21/08 09:28 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League
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They don't run that all the time, when it works fine. But you can't win without the threat of a long ball. Smart D's like the ravens fill the box - you can't run and you can't dink and dunk. I like Pennington but i can also see why the Jets blew when they had him. Don't know why every team doesn't stack the box against the Fins.
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#350528 - 10/21/08 10:51 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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...6-0 bitches...T{sic}hat is all.



Not any more.

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#350529 - 11/02/08 08:59 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Jesus, will someone please lighten up this thread?

It's as morbid as Randy Wright pissing on the ground while being photographed by Luke Ford.

How 'bout you, Floofinstein? You and your asswipe Christian QB Warner are about to beat my ass tonight... Why hasn't Kurt ever completed a pass to Brenda? Because he was too busy stocking shelves and playing Thanksgiving turkey-bowl in aisle 8 to go home and give her another bun in the oven.

Wait, I missed on the Iowa lingo. It's "Kurt Warner who used to be a stockboy at HyVee and was a star quarterback at St Xavier high school in Cedar Crapids." Apoloigies.

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#350530 - 11/03/08 04:34 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Another day, another battle, another win! I'm still on-course for the play-offs, I think.

Who's next?
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#350531 - 11/03/08 01:46 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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How 'bout you, Floofinstein? You and your asswipe Christian QB Warner are about to beat my ass tonight...

Wait, I missed on the Iowa lingo. It's "Kurt Warner who used to be a stockboy at HyVee and was a star quarterback at St Xavier high school in Cedar Crapids." Apoloigies.




Lol, nice. You've spotted me a hell of a good lead, but you've got some firepower tonight. I'm hoping for a 6-3 MNF game.

And fuck you for snagging Hightower off the pile before I could, that kid can ball.

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#350532 - 11/03/08 11:07 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Booyakasha!

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#350533 - 11/03/08 11:11 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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I want in on this shit if there's a spot open next season..and I'm still above ground

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#350534 - 11/04/08 01:01 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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And fuck you for snagging Hightower off the pile before I could, that kid can ball.




I only picked him up because LT was off this week. I also have Willie Parker. Make me an offer on one of those three.

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#350535 - 11/06/08 07:49 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Guapo won't accept my trade proposal because he's a closet rascist wigger and can't stand a darkie darrying the ball for him. What a douchebag.

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#350536 - 11/11/08 08:34 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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undefeated bitches




<leaves trail of bread crumbs> heeeeeere fake negro, fake negro, fake negro!!!

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#350537 - 11/13/08 08:52 AM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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I'm still willing to trade LDT or Willie Parker tomorrow is the last day.

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#350538 - 11/18/08 10:33 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Where is FakeNegroGraphoe? I figured he'd want rub it in after he beat me last weekend. Nice job, Grapplho, you beat me fair. Wanna trade for a real nigro like Timmay Hightower?

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#350539 - 11/19/08 07:54 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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Where is FakeNegroGraphoe? I figured he'd want rub it in after he beat me last weekend. Nice job, Grapplho, you beat me fair. Wanna trade for a real nigro like Timmay Hightower?




i was happy to win will nothing but repsect to win against good competition son.

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#350540 - 11/23/08 08:52 PM Re: XXXPORNTALK"S 08 Fantasy Football League is h
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I eats the Huevos!

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