Jesus, will someone please lighten up this thread?

It's as morbid as Randy Wright pissing on the ground while being photographed by Luke Ford.

How 'bout you, Floofinstein? You and your asswipe Christian QB Warner are about to beat my ass tonight... Why hasn't Kurt ever completed a pass to Brenda? Because he was too busy stocking shelves and playing Thanksgiving turkey-bowl in aisle 8 to go home and give her another bun in the oven.

Wait, I missed on the Iowa lingo. It's "Kurt Warner who used to be a stockboy at HyVee and was a star quarterback at St Xavier high school in Cedar Crapids." Apoloigies.