This all Giselle bundchen's fault, that fucking Brazillian freak of unnature. It's pretty obvious Tom's knees are already a little wobbly from having to heave her amazonian stature up against the wall everytime they fuck. Yep it's true, I heard it from a friend of a friend of a friend of the Patriot Linemens' oxycontin dealer's sister's husband that Giselle DEMANDS to be lifted up against the wall every night and plowed vigorously. This puts awkward unhealthy stress on Tom's cracker knee joints.

Hey, with unimpeachable sources like that, it HAS to be true...FUCK GISELLE BUNDCHEN...fuck Bernard Pollard too...

And Fuck Brett Favre...wow this season is going to suck.