One fist, two fists, red fist, spew fist.

Glazie headed Mayzie. (soon to be a BI thread title)

How the grinch stole x-biz

Yertle the turtle dick (all uncircumsized guys)

I had trouble in getting stella to swalla.

Horton spears a jew (starring the Stevens sisters and Naomi with Riley Shy)

If I ran the Circus of Books (gay) This is an LA joke, sorry.

Bartholomew and the Boobfuck.

I can lick 30 cougars today.
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward