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of course, in my dream, you fucked me twice




Careful.....the Curse of Phlogiston lurks waiting to strike down any fucktard who wades too deeply into your imaginary ass....I better put on my all-terrain wheelie tires, and put some Golashes on my little fucked up Paws....

I am soooo gonna' debase, degrade, debauch and otherwise defile a totally Hott, as yet-to-be-identified stripper in some stripclub tonight....I am on a mission...I havent felt this (im)morally rambunctious about going to a stripclub since the "Days of Wine and ...Percocets...?" back at Club Paradise-Las Vegas circa 1999 back when they had the most gorgeous, CHEMICALLY impaired stable of stripper-whores who, provided you were even remotely cute/not hideous, would do anything...I mean A N Y THING...back in your hotel suite for 5 tablets of 5mg/325 Percs and some PF Chang Won Ton soup.

I definitely have taken My LAST 30 day whore sabbatical of my life, unless I find a stable romance somewhere along the way....seriously, Who am I kidding? I must Embrace my debauchery and who/what I am; I must LOVE me and my whoremongering ways, and justify it in my mind, much like a PORN whore does .... Besides, I now have a severe case of DSB, since Porn in general sucks too bad to jerk off and relieve the pressure....

FYI - I dropped my new "Moral Compass" down a toilet in a restaurant and I really dont want it back....Besides, Whores want it, they just do....if you have $$$, they'll do whatever, end of story. If you have $$$, AND you also happen to be personable, and even slightly cute and smell good, then it is not only "end of Story" but you get a couple footnotes as well.
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