i just spoke with our much-beloved burglar and was asked to report back here on his behalf. as pretty mentioned, burg's had a lot on his plate lately, particularly maintaining the Burglar Foundation assets in this shitty economy, and some health issues. ALSO, it turns out that the Wheeled Prince of Debauchery has a newfound moral compass, discovered deep beneath a pile of empty beer bottles, stuck to the crotch of a pair of baby blue hooker panties. he is a changed burglar. like seriously. in fact, i think that during our whole conversation, he only used the word "hooker" twice. Ass creampies were not discussed. i have a feeling he may still check in from time to time. i for one really, really hope so.