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#350053 - 08/04/08 11:21 PM
Re: Darrah
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Dirty D, either you're too new to XPT to understand...
...or you're an ADT-transplant that is used to the whore-coddling that is done there.
This broad is a whore in a negative sense.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#350054 - 08/04/08 11:21 PM
Re: Darrah
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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And I thought pretty was an airhead. This girl takes the cake & runs with it.
HOLY FUCK BATMAN! This is the roughest joint in town right now! Kitten, duck, because these people are throwing bottles at your head!
I've seen a few hazings on here now (Pretty's therapy bill is thru the roof. Thanx XPT!) but this is like watching a lost 3 year old girl casually stroll into a mosh pit. I hate to admit it (sort of) but this is some of the funniest shit I've read in a long while. Gia, that was particularly cold, and calculated. VERY nice.
Kitten (may I call you Kitten, Dariah?) whether you love me/hate me is immaterial because the one and only piece of advice you need to get through this mosh pit of a hazing is this...be sweet. No matter what, no matter who, be sweet. You are the new kid on the block. So, hand out fuckin' cookies and make friends instead of throwing rocks from your perch out your one bedroom apt. crack window...that shit was HILARIOUS!!!
-Keep It Dirty
Yes you may call me kitten. 
I can be sweet to people if they are to me and not play fucking games.
Bottles? More like baseball bats! 
But if I'm too sweet in a sickly kind of way, then I'll be a fraud. You wouldn't want that now would you? I would that special charm, zest, lovable annoying quality of mine. 
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#350055 - 08/04/08 11:23 PM
Re: Darrah
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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This broad is a whore in a negative sense.
I highly resent that. 
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#350057 - 08/04/08 11:28 PM
Re: Darrah
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/16/06
Posts: 228
Loc: nowhere
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Damnit! I'm sold! Darrah, come here… Put your tongue in my mouth and let's make up! I don't wanna insult or fight with you. I want you to do all those dirty lil' things to me that I heard about, once or twice. Be my midnight rendezvous at the "Sin-a-star Lounge", where the gang gets ugly. Let's do things right by each other, kitten. Let's cum together in a sea of fantastic blue. Be my impossible dirty girl. My goddess. My whore. Hell, if we play our cards right… Maybe we could get the band to play... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbpv7IUTm5k...while we take turns rubbing Vaseline on our nipples. 
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#350059 - 08/04/08 11:35 PM
Re: Darrah
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Hey! Get your own kitten! LMAO! I am laughing so fuckin hard right now I "feel like cryin'" This shit is too funny. Oh, and I've never been to ADT before, I'm just sweet talkin' my Kitten so I can grudgefuck her later. -Keep It Dirty X- YOU are a funny mu'fucker.
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#350061 - 08/04/08 11:42 PM
Re: Darrah
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/16/06
Posts: 228
Loc: nowhere
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So i take it I'm a "no-go", 'eh sugarloaf? Well, I want you to "officially" know that I am going to jackoff tonight in your honor. God you make my dick hard! 
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#350062 - 08/04/08 11:45 PM
Re: Darrah
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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So i take it I'm a "no-go", 'eh sugarloaf? Well, I want you to "officially" know that I am going to jackoff tonight in your honor.
God you make my dick hard!
Well, if I ever do get into DPs and gangbangs, then it shall be me, Ceramic God Product, Dirty Deadz, and you.
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#350064 - 08/04/08 11:48 PM
Re: Darrah
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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#350065 - 08/04/08 11:49 PM
Re: Darrah
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Dirty Deadz has dibs on me too.
Great, what we need now is a condomless DP scene with this gutterslut.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#350067 - 08/04/08 11:53 PM
Re: Darrah
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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#350071 - 08/05/08 12:16 AM
Re: Darrah
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/16/06
Posts: 228
Loc: nowhere
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"....a profound meat volcano..."
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#350072 - 08/05/08 12:30 AM
Re: Darrah
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Well.... it was there.... I ran with it.... Now kiss me, and help me find my lube. 
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#350073 - 08/05/08 12:32 AM
Re: Darrah
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Ceramic God Product has first dibs on me.
Oh Darrah honey, I want to turn your asshole into such a profound meat volcano that it will make Mila Shegol's infamous stileproject clip look like an aphid's anus by comparison.
That sounds painful. Can you give me a link so I can see what this spectacle will look like before we try it out first?
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#350074 - 08/05/08 01:08 AM
Re: Darrah
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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#350076 - 08/05/08 02:49 AM
Re: Darrah
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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AND she likes 'couples porn'...
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
love pretty
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"Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#350078 - 08/05/08 07:28 AM
Re: Darrah
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/16/06
Posts: 228
Loc: nowhere
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"...X- YOU are a funny mu'fucker. "
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_ff46b58Hk
I'm just sayin', you're a funny guy. that's all. 
-Keep It Dirty
Thanks, bro
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#350080 - 08/05/08 03:27 PM
Re: Darrah
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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#350082 - 08/06/08 09:29 PM
Re: Darrah
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
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quit empowering this whore, you idiots.
and why did this idiot change her avatar to a fucking butterfly
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