Personal favorite of mine...

be on top, get sweat in their eye, make them tear up without one slap or derogatory remark about their look and/or behavior.

-Long...

"I prefer tears" was SO WELL PLACED/TIMED that it upped the evenings deviance 47% roughly. ROUGHLY. Give or take. I owe you a beer at Sardo's some night brotha. you definately know how to...

-Keep It Dirty
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