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We should all remember that we,just like Gramps,could have these gals if we (as he does) or someone PAID them to be with us.


I'll provide a helpful translation for our foreign visitors:

“I'm not getting any. Never have, never will. The reason Steve gets hot babes and I get a strong right hand must be the fault of someone else since I obvious have that sparkling personality that all of the girls go for."
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"If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock