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#349783 - 08/02/08 09:47 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
Bad Habit Offline
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... she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
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#349784 - 08/02/08 09:52 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
zenman Offline
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We get the picture dude.
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#349785 - 08/02/08 09:52 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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... she planted a dogwood tree and expected a litter of puppies.
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#349786 - 08/02/08 09:57 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
k1ng Offline
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you should just post a link to the site you're getting these from and save yourself some trouble.
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#349787 - 08/02/08 09:57 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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OK, I'm tapped out.
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#349788 - 08/02/08 10:00 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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you should just post a link to the site you're getting these from and save yourself some trouble.




It wasn't one link, it was about a dozen.
[in my best Cletus voice] Ah did me some research.

Sorry, didn't mean to steal everybody else's thunder but I couldn't resist.
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#349789 - 08/02/08 10:08 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
Darrah Offline
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Lot of free time tonight huh?


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#349790 - 08/02/08 10:25 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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^^ Just killing time waiting for an edit to render.
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#349791 - 08/02/08 10:33 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
Willie D Offline

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Everyone knows Charles Nelson Riley was a total flaming faggot polesmoker, with that elongated microphone he used to carry around. I bet he used to give Paul Lynde a "rusty trombone" every time they were on "Hollywood Squares" together.

Did they ever do a Kurt Lockwoodian "choo-choo" with Wink Martindale?

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#349792 - 08/02/08 11:24 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
gia jordan Offline
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Lot of free time tonight huh?




Ew, for once I agree with you.
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#349793 - 08/02/08 11:44 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
Darrah Offline
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Quote:


Ew, for once I agree with you.



Should I comfort you in your time of grieve?


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#349794 - 08/03/08 12:12 AM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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^^ Learn to conjugate a verb, journalist.

http://www.englishgrammar101.com/
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#349795 - 08/03/08 03:08 AM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
tattypatty Offline
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She thought Manual Labor was the president of Mexico.
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#349796 - 08/03/08 09:47 AM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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this thread is full of win
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#349797 - 08/03/08 10:01 AM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
gia jordan Offline
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Quote:

Quote:


Ew, for once I agree with you.



Should I comfort you in your time of grieve?




You mean grief. Some journalist you are.
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#349798 - 08/03/08 10:45 AM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
Quote:

... she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.




Winner!
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#349799 - 08/03/08 04:09 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
freestylah Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


Ew, for once I agree with you.



Should I comfort you in your time of grieve?




You mean grief. Some journalist you are.




ZING!!! Saved for posterity.
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#349800 - 08/03/08 05:00 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
Ogie Oglethorpe Offline
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Registered: 03/12/08
Posts: 189
Loc: Edmonton, AB
source

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Darrah Ford in a story about Tina Tyler's sympathy for Marc Wallice, commented in the same piece that Vivid’s William Asher; Marc Wallice, TT Boy, Ron Jeremy, Skeeter Kerkove are "Criminals".

www.pornstarbabylon.wordpress.com/2008/08/01/another-bitch-goes-on-my-shit-list/

Ford goes on to explain.

Ford writes on If I call someone in the adult industry an alleged criminal, it’s because of everything I’ve read and heard about the people I mentioned throughout the years. Because of something I read about me today, I just went now and saved every page I could about those men stating the alleged crimes they had committed. I don’t make this stuff up out of thin air. I don’t want to hurt anyone but the men I mentioned have allegedly hurt people. It’s very well known throughout the porn industry what they have allegedly done. You sound so shocked about what I wrote when you know more about what these men have allegedly done than I do. And I’m not the only one to ever say it on print either. Thank you.






Well, at least the little 'tard has learned something in her time here.
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#349801 - 08/03/08 05:17 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Maybe we can stick her in one of Panzer's alleged dungeons, where he can allegedly give her a sulfuric acid enema before allegedly sodomizing her with a rusty train rail...



...Allegedly.

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#349802 - 08/03/08 05:39 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
Stevie Why Offline
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I'd prefer a vote just to ban her ass as she's become quite repetitive and really fucking boring.
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#349803 - 08/03/08 09:47 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
NitneLiun Offline
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It really isn't a verb conjugation error. She mistook the verb "grieve" for the noun "grief". Darrah, nouns are persons, places or things. Verbs are acts, modes of being or occurrences.
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#349804 - 08/03/08 10:06 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
Paranoid Offline
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Registered: 06/05/08
Posts: 115
Loc: Fuckitopolis
She's a retard of the highest order. Or, wait, lowest. I'm not used to being around people that fucking stupid...
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#349805 - 08/03/08 11:59 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Quote:

It really isn't a verb conjugation error. She mistook the verb "grieve" for the noun "grief".




If she conjugated the verb "grieve" into "grieving" it would have made sense as well.

Either way, we all agree, Diarrhea is an idiot.
Mostly for choosing a profession which requires reading, research, and a command of the English language.

THREE STRIKES! YOU'RE OUT!
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#349806 - 08/04/08 12:07 AM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9185
Quote:

Quote:

It really isn't a verb conjugation error. She mistook the verb "grieve" for the noun "grief".




If she conjugated the verb "grieve" into "grieving" it would have made sense as well.

Either way, we all agree, Diarrhea is an idiot.
Mostly for choosing a profession which requires reading, research, and a command of the English language.

THREE STRIKES! YOU'RE OUT!


Fucking beautiful. Now XPT has morphed a forum on correct grammar usage. I didn't know I needed my MFA notebook right beside me, that and my BA from Dartmouth. Can Jeff TattyPattyImmelt free me from this Hell?

Does anyone want to see the Jesuit Press' instruction on the correct use of the "colon?" ::bananaanotherburglarpostaboutcumfarting::

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#349807 - 08/04/08 05:20 AM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
NitneLiun Offline
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Willie, don't you agree that "journalists" should be held to only the highest grammatical standards? We are merely providing Darrah with useful and necessary criticism, though it isn't always communicated in a constructive manner.

Did you read that Darrah? We are actually doing you a favor. Stupid cunt.
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#349808 - 08/04/08 06:06 AM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
Yeah, it's about HELPING someone who has proven she is not deserving (or accepting) of help time and again.

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#349809 - 08/04/08 07:21 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
Voltron Zunediggle Offline
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Registered: 03/16/06
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Wow, after reading through all of this "Darrah" horseshit... I'm really beginning to form a demented picture in my mind's eye. A glimpse maybe, of a life inspired by that of Travis Bickle...? I vision a cramped one room apartment, somewhere on the seedy side of town. Maybe the lights are slung real low and the shadows paint faceless, blackened, portraits of demons across her four-walled empire. An empty bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 stinks up the carpet where it spilled the night before. Maybe in the background, the song "Something I Can Never Have", or "Hurt" sings her a soft lullaby as she feverishly attempts comprehension of the day's many "one" event. Maybe her eyes gaze outward - through the smoke-stained glass of her single cracked window. But she never moves from her perch. Never.

She is a woman in waiting. Waiting for a dream. A moment of clarity in a room much too noisy with the silence of loneliness. She wants to fit in. She has ALL the gossip sites placed in her favorites. She wants to be the life of the party, but somehow can't quite understand the concept of shoelaces.

So she writes. Her dementia is a monster of blissful creativity.

…and then XPT logs on. And another bullet is loaded into her gun.

"Maybe this time…. Just maybe…"

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#349810 - 08/04/08 10:52 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
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Wow, after reading through all of this "Darrah" horseshit... I'm really beginning to form a demented picture in my mind's eye. A glimpse maybe, of a life inspired by that of Travis Bickle...? I vision a cramped one room apartment, somewhere on the seedy side of town. Maybe the lights are slung real low and the shadows paint faceless, blackened, portraits of demons across her four-walled empire. An empty bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 stinks up the carpet where it spilled the night before. Maybe in the background, the song "Something I Can Never Have", or "Hurt" sings her a soft lullaby as she feverishly attempts comprehension of the day's many "one" event. Maybe her eyes gaze outward - through the smoke-stained glass of her single cracked window. But she never moves from her perch. Never.

She is a woman in waiting. Waiting for a dream. A moment of clarity in a room much too noisy with the silence of loneliness. She wants to fit in. She has ALL the gossip sites placed in her favorites. She wants to be the life of the party, but somehow can't quite understand the concept of shoelaces.

So she writes. Her dementia is a monster of blissful creativity.

…and then XPT logs on. And another bullet is loaded into her gun.

"Maybe this time…. Just maybe…"




That's quite poetic. I'm impressed!
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#349811 - 08/05/08 10:27 AM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
Voltron Zunediggle Offline
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Thanks Holly. I try to do with words, what you do with stills... Make someone feel....


Edited by BaileyX (08/05/08 10:29 AM)

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#349812 - 08/05/08 06:43 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
the unknown pervert Offline
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Back to the original topic.

On her last job application under position applying for she wrote N E.
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#349813 - 08/05/08 07:33 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Registered: 05/18/06
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she wasn't able to dial the police because she couldn't find the eleven.
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#349814 - 08/05/08 07:50 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
Voltron Zunediggle Offline
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Registered: 03/16/06
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she wasn't able to dial the police because she couldn't find the eleven.




LOL! Priceless!

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#349815 - 08/05/08 09:00 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
one of my kids told me that
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#349816 - 08/05/08 11:50 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

one of my kids told me that



More than one child? Trying to get as much child support eh?


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#349817 - 08/06/08 12:41 AM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
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Quote:

she wasn't able to dial the police because she couldn't find the eleven.




Quote:

one of my kids told me that



Quote:

More than one child? Trying to get as much child support eh?






Ow, ow, ow. Catfight!!!!!!!!!!

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#349818 - 08/06/08 06:46 AM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

Quote:

one of my kids told me that



More than one child? Trying to get as much child support eh?






You can fuck off right there you bitch.
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#349819 - 08/06/08 07:04 AM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

one of my kids told me that



More than one child? Trying to get as much child support eh?





Gigi's husband is a doctor. They can afford to have 3 kids.
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#349820 - 08/06/08 07:12 AM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
XXXbit Offline
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Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
wtf......three kids isn't even alot...
even if her husband wasn't a doctor
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#349821 - 08/06/08 07:17 AM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Darrah is just a nosey bitch.
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#349822 - 08/06/08 02:57 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

Quote:

one of my kids told me that



More than one child? Trying to get as much child support eh?





GiGi I told you everyone adored you, and now jealousy rears its ugly head. Darrah is just upset because someone stole the wheels off her trailer and her polyester curtains are starting to look frayed. And the sad little creature is realizing that she will never be as pretty or as well thought of as you.And don't forget that her writing are only at the third grade level. So just try to remember that the snide remarks are coming from someone that rides the short bus.
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#349823 - 08/06/08 02:59 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
Jigaloo Offline
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Posts: 7863

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#349824 - 08/06/08 04:06 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Khan, I don't want to appear to snarky, but you could have kept it at:

Does Darrah have issues?

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#349825 - 10/12/08 08:07 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
grieve bump.
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#349826 - 10/12/08 10:49 PM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

polyester curtains are starting to look frayed.



She needs an interior decorator ASAP! Polyester! Curtains!... I thought in trailers they just put aluminum foil on the windows.
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#349827 - 10/13/08 06:55 AM Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
She should be locked in Josef Fritzl's basement.
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