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#349734 - 08/02/08 08:57 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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...when she had a brainstorm it was just a drizzle.
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#349735 - 08/02/08 08:59 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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...she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.
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#349736 - 08/02/08 09:02 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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...that she thinks her neighbor is a detective just because the police drop him off at his house every night.
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#349737 - 08/02/08 09:03 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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Loc: SoCal
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... she's stumped by anything child-proof.
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#349738 - 08/02/08 09:04 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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... she suffers from Clue Deficit Disorder.
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#349739 - 08/02/08 09:04 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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...she takes 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes".
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#349740 - 08/02/08 09:05 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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...she stares at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.
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#349741 - 08/02/08 09:07 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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...that she put a paper in front of the TV and she thought she was watching Pay-Per-View.
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Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349742 - 08/02/08 09:08 PM
Re: Dumb Darrah is so dumb...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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...that in Poland they tell Darrah Jokes.
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#349743 - 08/02/08 09:10 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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... she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
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#349744 - 08/02/08 09:11 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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...she bought a solar-powered flashlight.
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#349745 - 08/02/08 09:11 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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... she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
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#349746 - 08/02/08 09:12 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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... she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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#349747 - 08/02/08 09:12 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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... she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349748 - 08/02/08 09:13 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she sold her car to get gasoline money!
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349749 - 08/02/08 09:13 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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... she sold the house to pay the mortgage!
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Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349750 - 08/02/08 09:13 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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... she sent a fax with a stamp on it!
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#349751 - 08/02/08 09:14 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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... she had to call the Operator to get the number for 911!
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Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#349752 - 08/02/08 09:14 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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.... they had to burn down the school to get her out of second grade.
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#349753 - 08/02/08 09:14 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
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#349754 - 08/02/08 09:16 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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... she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
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#349755 - 08/02/08 09:16 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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...she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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#349756 - 08/02/08 09:17 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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... she has a glass door with a peep hole.
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#349757 - 08/02/08 09:17 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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... she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR.
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#349758 - 08/02/08 09:18 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
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... she got locked in a grocery store and almost starved to death!
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#349759 - 08/02/08 09:20 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
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... she doesn't understand this thread.
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#349760 - 08/02/08 09:21 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
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... that she can't get from A to B without going through the rest of the alphabet!
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#349761 - 08/02/08 09:22 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
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Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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She thinks she is a compelling journalist
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Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#349762 - 08/02/08 09:24 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
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... she subbed X where Y was supposed to be in the quadratic formula.
(just seeing if you're paying attention)
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#349763 - 08/02/08 09:24 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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... she failed a survey.
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#349764 - 08/02/08 09:26 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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...she tried to stop a fish from drowning.
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#349765 - 08/02/08 09:26 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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... she got hit by a parked car.
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#349766 - 08/02/08 09:27 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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...she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she slept.
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#349767 - 08/02/08 09:28 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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... her dog teaches her tricks.
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#349768 - 08/02/08 09:28 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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... mind readers charge her half price.
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#349769 - 08/02/08 09:29 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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... she failed an IQ test.
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#349770 - 08/02/08 09:31 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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... she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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#349771 - 08/02/08 09:32 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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.... that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics".
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#349772 - 08/02/08 09:33 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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... at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
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#349773 - 08/02/08 09:33 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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...she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store.
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#349774 - 08/02/08 09:34 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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... she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
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#349775 - 08/02/08 09:35 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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... she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.
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#349776 - 08/02/08 09:35 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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... she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.
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#349777 - 08/02/08 09:37 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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... she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company.
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#349778 - 08/02/08 09:40 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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... her favorite color is clear.
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#349779 - 08/02/08 09:42 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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... she thought that a parental control was an abortion.
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#349780 - 08/02/08 09:42 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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... she thinks that Cross-Dressing is what you put on your salad.
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#349781 - 08/02/08 09:43 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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... she counts her money like this: "One, another one, another one, another one, another one...."
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#349782 - 08/02/08 09:45 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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... she tripped over a cordless phone.
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