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#349658 - 08/02/08 06:19 PM
Lot Lizards
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Well, I thought it first I'm sure, but Gia posted the idea first, so she gets all the credit. I'm lookin' for pics of lot lizards, stories about lot lizards, sightings of lot lizards, and DEFINATELY phone #'s of lot lizards. Also, any info or questions y'all have about lot lizards, I'm here for ya. I leave you for now with a funny thing I've heard a lot lizard say over the CB... Liz- "sure thing baby, what color's your house?" John- "White. Sign says SWIFT on the door. You gonna rub me right?" Liz- "If that's what your into baby, sure I'll come over and ROB you!" PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE lmao let the postings commence at once! -Keep It Dirty oh, and Dariah, love ya, but stay the FUCK outta this thread unless your posting self portaits....BEEYOTCH!!! 
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#349659 - 08/02/08 06:21 PM
Re: Lot Lizards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Thanx, Dirty! You rock.
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#349662 - 08/02/08 08:15 PM
Re: Lot Lizards
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Sock-
I've been thru rural Ohio many a time. I have found that rural OHIO is exceedingly sordid and somewhat frightening!
-Keep It Dirty
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#349663 - 08/02/08 10:20 PM
Re: Lot Lizards
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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4 posts. That's it. Why? Because they're damn near urban legend by now. Also, they are slippery as a booger on Jell-o. I was in Vegas going up the 15 when I stopped at the flying J. I fueled, paid, and pulled away from the pump. As I did, I saw it...an actual lot lizard. I've only really SEEN maybe 7 of 'em (though you can listen to them "work their corner" on the CB all night long) in my travels so far, and I've been to 42 states. She was on my left as I was exitig the fuel island, so of course I had to bust a left and get a closer look. So I turned on the left blinker, looked right for traffic, looked in my passenger side mirror, and then headed her way...but she was G O N E ! POOF! It took her under 4 seconds to just "up and vanish like a fart in the wind." Yes, I circled the lot. Yes, I circled AGAIN. No trace. Nothing. A figment. No doubt wrapped in plastic and discarded by now.
"Truckers are bad, m'kay?"
-Keep It Dirty
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#349665 - 08/02/08 11:15 PM
Re: Lot Lizards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Do all lot lizards trick? How much are they? Or are lot lizards just trucker groupies?
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#349666 - 08/02/08 11:17 PM
Re: Lot Lizards
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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A buddy of mine was working with this bitchy, slutty, ugly girl at a local pizza place in town. She moved away, and came back in to visit and brag about how much money she was making at here new job as a waitress at a truck stop cafe. She was going on about how much money she was making in tips from the truckers. Her former employees put two and two together, and my buddy said, "So, you're a whore then."
She got mad and stormed out of the place never to be seen again.
p.s. She also used to lie about having lung cancer and how she was going to die any day from it. Guess fake cancer is a potential danger to any type of whore, not just the ones in porn.
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#349669 - 08/03/08 12:08 AM
Re: Lot Lizards
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Do all lot lizards trick? How much are they? Or are lot lizards just trucker groupies?
Yes. In the bible, they were "harlots", on Sunset, they're "streetwalkers", in the back of today's paper, they're "escorts", in Vegas they're "courtisans", and in the truck stops, they're "lot lizards". 47 ways to call a whore a whore, y;know?
As for pricing, I cannot give you a first person testimonial on this. I've never had the pleasure of an evening alone with a lot lizard. Too scabby. Literally. Fellow drivers have told though that it varies actually. Does she need crack? Does she need diapers? Can I get a discounted rate for letting "Liz" use my CB when we're done to find more "dates"? A rough outline of their rates is as follows...
-quick flash/striptease...free. kinda like a free 30 second clip. It gets them the date, and also lets the driver know that she (or he for that matter) is indeed a lizard, and not a pig
-Solo...free, in exchange for the top bunk in the sleeper cab. This special runs late Oct. Thru early March, mostly Midwest thru east coast (too fucking cold out for them)
-Blowjob...anywhere from a hot meal on up to the $20 ceiling that we drivers put on it. No joke, more truckers than you want to believe would rather just call the # on the back of the shitterstall door what reads..."great head, false teeth, call Ron" (that is a direct quote)
-B/G...$20 to $40, depending on what level of skank she is currently residing at. a "good buddy" lol of mine told me that he traded a fuck AND suck for a hot shower. Here's the beautiful part. He's a company driver (company pays fuel) with a flying J rewards card (which they load with redeemable points) that just fueled that day. Damn near EVERY truck stop in the country gives you a free shower on said rewards card with purchase of 50 gallons or more of fuel (which, again, company pays for). He got it for free from a hooker. My hero
-B/G/G...$30 to $60. I guess you really DO save when you buy in bulk!
-ANAL...$50 to $100, if she's lucky. Baggin' it is optional at ALL times and for ALL things with Liz.
As for the groupies, we're fighting them off with sticks. Honestly, the closest thing I've ever personally seen to a "trucker groupie" would have to be miss Pretty Pleads. Seriously. Ask her, she'll tell you ALL about it.
I leave on this note...
Q. What do you say to a good looking lot lizard?
A. "Good Evening officer"
-Keep It Dirty
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#349670 - 08/03/08 08:28 AM
Re: Lot Lizards
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
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On a recent trip to Poland a friend and I had to drive across the country. Many of the roads wind thru heavily forested areas. About every 100 yards or so would be a dirt road that shot back into the forest and at almost all these dirt roads would be 2-3 "Lot Lizards," very young prostitutes. I have no idea how they got there or what the "routine" was like but assumed you just pulled into the dirt tracks and rented one or more for a roadside quickie.
Bizarro-land.
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#349671 - 08/03/08 08:36 AM
Re: Lot Lizards
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Anonymous
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wtf is my big rig...time to lay the hammer down.....10-4 good buddy.....there is a bear trap on I-95. Two County Mounties with him...come on.
breaker - one nine...
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#349672 - 08/03/08 10:06 AM
Re: Lot Lizards
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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Do all lot lizards trick? How much are they? Or are lot lizards just trucker groupies?
Yes. In the bible, they were "harlots", on Sunset, they're "streetwalkers", in the back of today's paper, they're "escorts", in Vegas they're "courtisans", and in the truck stops, they're "lot lizards". 47 ways to call a whore a whore, y;know?
As for pricing, I cannot give you a first person testimonial on this. I've never had the pleasure of an evening alone with a lot lizard. Too scabby. Literally. Fellow drivers have told though that it varies actually. Does she need crack? Does she need diapers? Can I get a discounted rate for letting "Liz" use my CB when we're done to find more "dates"? A rough outline of their rates is as follows...
-quick flash/striptease...free. kinda like a free 30 second clip. It gets them the date, and also lets the driver know that she (or he for that matter) is indeed a lizard, and not a pig
-Solo...free, in exchange for the top bunk in the sleeper cab. This special runs late Oct. Thru early March, mostly Midwest thru east coast (too fucking cold out for them)
-Blowjob...anywhere from a hot meal on up to the $20 ceiling that we drivers put on it. No joke, more truckers than you want to believe would rather just call the # on the back of the shitterstall door what reads..."great head, false teeth, call Ron" (that is a direct quote)
-B/G...$20 to $40, depending on what level of skank she is currently residing at. a "good buddy" lol of mine told me that he traded a fuck AND suck for a hot shower. Here's the beautiful part. He's a company driver (company pays fuel) with a flying J rewards card (which they load with redeemable points) that just fueled that day. Damn near EVERY truck stop in the country gives you a free shower on said rewards card with purchase of 50 gallons or more of fuel (which, again, company pays for). He got it for free from a hooker. My hero
-B/G/G...$30 to $60. I guess you really DO save when you buy in bulk!
-ANAL...$50 to $100, if she's lucky. Baggin' it is optional at ALL times and for ALL things with Liz.
As for the groupies, we're fighting them off with sticks. Honestly, the closest thing I've ever personally seen to a "trucker groupie" would have to be miss Pretty Pleads. Seriously. Ask her, she'll tell you ALL about it.
I leave on this note...
Q. What do you say to a good looking lot lizard?
A. "Good Evening officer"
-Keep It Dirty
oh my gosh
is that really all they make?
i never knew that
lol
now i dont feel so bad about not making LA rates here in CO 
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#349673 - 08/03/08 10:08 AM
Re: Lot Lizards
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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dirty im gonna go find this link for you- its to a trucker forum thread where the guys wee asking eachother about lizards and dangeous truckstops and stuff ill be right back mwa love prettty
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#349675 - 08/03/08 10:25 AM
Re: Lot Lizards
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
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lookin for lizards... Ontario CA truck stop
The TA (Travelcenters of America) at I-10 and Milliken Ave. in Ontario Ca to be precise. There is an east and a west. One on each side of the highway. You want food, fuel, and shower, go west young man. You want booze, pussy, and parking lot knife fights, head east. Rough joint, and so infamous for it's lizards that the very back row of the parking lot is commonly referred to as "Party Row." I behoove anyone interested in observing this elusive creature in it's natural habitat to drive out the 10 into Ontario and just spend a day in the lot.
I used to hear stories from truckers about how lot lizards would also hang out at the train depot and offer to "wash their windows" Seems like you would see them actually clean a window and then she would disappear into the sleeper cab. Funny thing is, I have never seen a rig with windows in the sleeper cab.
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#349676 - 08/03/08 10:47 AM
Re: Lot Lizards
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Anonymous
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Do all lot lizards trick? How much are they? Or are lot lizards just trucker groupies?
Yes. In the bible, they were "harlots", on Sunset, they're "streetwalkers", in the back of today's paper, they're "escorts", in Vegas they're "courtisans", and in the truck stops, they're "lot lizards". 47 ways to call a whore a whore, y;know?
As for pricing, I cannot give you a first person testimonial on this. I've never had the pleasure of an evening alone with a lot lizard. Too scabby. Literally. Fellow drivers have told though that it varies actually. Does she need crack? Does she need diapers? Can I get a discounted rate for letting "Liz" use my CB when we're done to find more "dates"? A rough outline of their rates is as follows...
-quick flash/striptease...free. kinda like a free 30 second clip. It gets them the date, and also lets the driver know that she (or he for that matter) is indeed a lizard, and not a pig
-Solo...free, in exchange for the top bunk in the sleeper cab. This special runs late Oct. Thru early March, mostly Midwest thru east coast (too fucking cold out for them)
-Blowjob...anywhere from a hot meal on up to the $20 ceiling that we drivers put on it. No joke, more truckers than you want to believe would rather just call the # on the back of the shitterstall door what reads..."great head, false teeth, call Ron" (that is a direct quote)
-B/G...$20 to $40, depending on what level of skank she is currently residing at. a "good buddy" lol of mine told me that he traded a fuck AND suck for a hot shower. Here's the beautiful part. He's a company driver (company pays fuel) with a flying J rewards card (which they load with redeemable points) that just fueled that day. Damn near EVERY truck stop in the country gives you a free shower on said rewards card with purchase of 50 gallons or more of fuel (which, again, company pays for). He got it for free from a hooker. My hero
-B/G/G...$30 to $60. I guess you really DO save when you buy in bulk!
-ANAL...$50 to $100, if she's lucky. Baggin' it is optional at ALL times and for ALL things with Liz.
As for the groupies, we're fighting them off with sticks. Honestly, the closest thing I've ever personally seen to a "trucker groupie" would have to be miss Pretty Pleads. Seriously. Ask her, she'll tell you ALL about it.
I leave on this note...
Q. What do you say to a good looking lot lizard?
A. "Good Evening officer"
-Keep It Dirty
all producers will print that out just to show girls who are quick to make their own rate....and say...ok..bye....I am going over to the local truck stop.....have fun you overpriced bitch! 
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#349678 - 08/03/08 03:29 PM
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Anonymous
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Do CB radios even exist anymore? I would have thought they would be obsolete now -- if they do exist, they must be miniaturized down to the size of a pack of cigarettes.
Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck
You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon
Uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly it's clean clear to Flag-Town, C'mon
Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen,
Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy,
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy
Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth, pullin' logs
Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We 'as headin' fer bear on I-One-Oh
'Bout a mile outta Shaky-Town
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
An' I'm about to put the hammer on down
Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...
Uh, breaker Pig-Pen, this here's The Duck
Uh, you wanna back off them hogs
10-4, 'bout five mile or so, 10-roger
Them hogs is gittin' in-tense up here
By the time we got into Tulsa-Town
We had eighty-five trucks in all
But they's a road block up on the clover leaf
An' them bears 'as wall to wall
Yeah them smokies 'as thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear-in-the-air
I sez callin' all trucks, this here's The Duck
We about to go a huntin' bear
Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...
Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig-Pen?
Uh, negatory Pig-Pen, yer still too close
Yeah, them hogs is startin' close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten
Well we rolled up interstate fourty-four
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all a our swindle sheets
An' left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Chi-Town
Them bears was a gittin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard
There 'as armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps
An' rigs of every size
Yeah them chicken coops 'as full a bears
An' choppers filled the skies
Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus
In a chartreusse microbus
Hey Sod Buster, listen
You wanna put that microbus in behind the suicide jockey?
Yeah, he's haulin dynamite
He needs all the help he can git
Well we laid a strip fer the Jersey Shore
An' prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge 'as lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
We just ain't a gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight
I sez, let them truckers roll, 10-4
Cause we gotta mighty convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...
Uh, 10-4 Pig-Pen, what's yer 20?
Omaha?!
Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure
Well mercy sakes alive good buddy
We gonna back on outta here
So keep the bugs off yer glass
An' the bears off yer... tail
We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop
This here's the Rubber Duck on the side
We gone
Bye, Bye...
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#349679 - 08/03/08 03:30 PM
Re: Lot Lizards
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Do CB radios even exist anymore? I would have thought they would be obsolete now -- if they do exist, they must be miniaturized down to the size of a pack of cigarettes.
No, they're still very much alive and well in the trucking industry. We truckers need to be able to communicate with each other on the road for a number of reasons. Because of the sheer size of our load (thank you very much!) it's just necessary to be able to tell Dick Downshift on my left passing me when he can merge in front of me, or ask each other where to find the nearest truck stop, or that there's a bear in the air. Accident reports, weather updates, locating lot lizards, you see the importance of this tool no? Yes, they are getting smaller, but not by very much at all. they need to be a certain size to handle the wattage necessary to broadcast a signal. More power = longer range, and the smaller ones that I've seen and/or used would only put out and recieve maybe a mile or two's worth of signal. I feel like the trucking professor over here lol. Any more questions? Keep 'em cummin, and...
Keep It Dirty
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#349680 - 08/03/08 03:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Say Dirty, have you ever dropped your load?
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#349681 - 08/03/08 05:45 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Say Dirty, have you ever dropped your load?
I drop loads for a living my friend! Here's how it goes down...
First, I open up my backdoor and gently back up "til I bump the rubber.
Next, 4 to 7 different men that I don't know shove up to 40,000lbs of meat, produce, cookies, tissues, Gatorade bottles...whatever they got for me in my ass end.
Then, I have to go cross country with said load in my ass end. Sometimes i'm sitting on a load for almost a week before I get to drop it! Finally, my appt. time is here, and I go the "the reciever" to once again open up in back, "back dat ass up", bump the rubber, and wait patiently while more men climb in and out of my ass end pulling things out. Most of the time I'm holding so much load that they have to pull it out of my ass end with a forklift! YIKES! Now, depending on the rules set for me by the reciever , there are times when it is safer for, and easier on me if I disconnect and go somewhere else while they pull my load. Once that's all said and done, I sign the release form, and my company pays me accordingly for the services I have performed, and I am now ready for another fat load in my ass end! Did I mention that I'm on camera the whole time I am being loaded, and again when I drop said loads?
Sound familiar ladies?
-Keep It Dirty
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#349682 - 08/03/08 06:20 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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Hey Dino, CW McCall Rules! "Wolf Creek Pass" and "CJ5 with 4-Wheel Drive" were always my two favorites! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21z8pWYDqDchttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7UNFEiQPys&feature=related
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#349685 - 08/03/08 11:07 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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^^ Interesting. I knew it all started from an ad campaign but didn't know all of the details and all of the players involved. Cool!
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#349686 - 08/04/08 01:21 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
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Brandon Irons, if you are reading this - I think this should be your next series.
The quality of talent would hardly be discernible from the usual stable of wenches that you get to suck down your toxic man chowder.
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#349688 - 08/04/08 04:45 AM
Re: Lot Lizards
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
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Do CB radios even exist anymore? I would have thought they would be obsolete now -- if they do exist, they must be miniaturized down to the size of a pack of cigarettes.
No, they're still very much alive and well in the trucking industry. We truckers need to be able to communicate with each other on the road for a number of reasons. Because of the sheer size of our load (thank you very much!) it's just necessary to be able to tell Dick Downshift on my left passing me when he can merge in front of me, or ask each other where to find the nearest truck stop, or that there's a bear in the air. Accident reports, weather updates, locating lot lizards, you see the importance of this tool no? Yes, they are getting smaller, but not by very much at all. they need to be a certain size to handle the wattage necessary to broadcast a signal. More power = longer range, and the smaller ones that I've seen and/or used would only put out and recieve maybe a mile or two's worth of signal. I feel like the trucking professor over here lol. Any more questions? Keep 'em cummin, and...
Keep It Dirty
Dirty do you have one of those CB's that distorts your voice? What is that thing called?
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#349690 - 08/04/08 07:32 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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anyone remember that old cops episode
its on the cops bad girls dvd- total whacking material btw
where the two lovely liz's rolled a trucker for his wallet?
god i wish i could find a link to that
these two whores were the funniest shit on that disc
the trucker totally called the cops on the two liz's and actually tried to report them for ripping him off during his like, forty dollar time with them in his truckstop motel room
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#349691 - 08/04/08 08:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Where exactly is "the corner" of a Flying J truckstop?
FL and Pilot should consider employing sluts like this full-time. For minumum wage, too. Sandpaper Sally, yahoo!
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#349692 - 08/04/08 08:40 AM
Re: Lot Lizards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Say Dirty, have you ever dropped your load?
I drop loads for a living my friend! Here's how it goes down...
First, I open up my backdoor and gently back up "til I bump the rubber.
Next, 4 to 7 different men that I don't know shove up to 40,000lbs of meat, produce, cookies, tissues, Gatorade bottles...whatever they got for me in my ass end.
Then, I have to go cross country with said load in my ass end. Sometimes i'm sitting on a load for almost a week before I get to drop it! Finally, my appt. time is here, and I go the "the reciever" to once again open up in back, "back dat ass up", bump the rubber, and wait patiently while more men climb in and out of my ass end pulling things out. Most of the time I'm holding so much load that they have to pull it out of my ass end with a forklift! YIKES! Now, depending on the rules set for me by the reciever , there are times when it is safer for, and easier on me if I disconnect and go somewhere else while they pull my load. Once that's all said and done, I sign the release form, and my company pays me accordingly for the services I have performed, and I am now ready for another fat load in my ass end! Did I mention that I'm on camera the whole time I am being loaded, and again when I drop said loads?
Sound familiar ladies?
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This is an excellent post! Thanks Dirty, I'll keep smiling for a while. 
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#349693 - 08/04/08 02:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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anyone remember that old cops episode
its on the cops bad girls dvd- total whacking material btw
where the two lovely liz's rolled a trucker for his wallet?
god i wish i could find a link to that
these two whores were the funniest shit on that disc
the trucker totally called the cops on the two liz's and actually tried to report them for ripping him off during his like, forty dollar time with them in his truckstop motel room
YUP one of my faves. 
Lots and lots of Lizards at Hunts Point. 
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#349694 - 08/04/08 03:40 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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http://wirednewyork.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3092My fave line from this is... "Prostitution is Hunts Point's perennial problem. Even as the neighborhood has attracted an art scene and sprouted housing developments, the truckers who come through to the terminal markets and the isolated industrial streets continue to create an atmosphere that lends itself to prostitution." What the FUCK is THAT supposed to mean?!?!?! lol There is none more scandelous than a lonely ass, fat, greasy trucker, except for the Liz on his junk. I have been thru Hunt's point 3 times in my career so far, and EVERY time I was there, so was Liz. To bring some focus to the picture right quick, Hunt's point is basically the meat district (huh huh) of The Bronx. Lotsa this country's food comes thru here at one point or another. NO TRUCKSTOPS on the point, and the driving is so tight that many trucking companies have now taken to adding a "Hunt's Point" obstacle course to their driver training. So, any Liz worth her salt simply pays the 3 to 5 different security guards who are diligently protecting us hard working truckers $20 a piece (house fee) and goes about her day. I've even seen 'em keeping track of which rigs are shipping and receiving, who's been in the dock the longest, who just got here, etc. It's like Magic Mountin' for these fuckin' Lizards, and they are all over us like...like...well, like fuckin' lizards on truckers at Hunt's Point! The beauty for Liz is this...I have to drop a load while I'm there anyway, right? I have to sit and wait for the "strange men in my ass end" to finish up, which means I'm stuck, like the drunk guy at the nudey bar who lost his keys down the toilet. It's brutal. Just brutal. I wouldn't mind if they weren't crawling all over my rig like fucking zombies, and they do fuct up shit too! Say John Downshift says "no, I don't want herpes, thank you" to Liz, this bitch is all about poppin' tires, pulling oil plugs, stealing the handle for the trailer's landing gear, even pulling the trailer release bar so that when we pull away from the dock with a full load, the trailer falls off the fifth wheel of the tractor, and slams to the ground, damaging load, equipment, company budgets, and even indirectly affecting the price of your goods and sundries at the local Circle K. Thanks Liz!!! -Keep It Dirty
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#349695 - 08/04/08 04:08 PM
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I really like this shot! 
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#349696 - 08/04/08 05:02 PM
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That's a GREAT shot. I saw a lot lizard once at the ABC truck washing place in Florida. I lived and worked on a tour bus doing photography, so I got to know a bit about the trucker world since most touring drivers used to be truckers. I guess being a trucker is like doing gonzo and graduating to tour busses is like becoming a contract girl.
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#349699 - 09/04/08 04:35 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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Pretty acurate, with great CB soundbytes such as "what color is your house baby?" enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv6Yvtb9Q_U-Keep It Dirty
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#349701 - 09/05/08 06:27 PM
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Registered: 11/04/05
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Look here and use the search function: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/index.php?From that sites abbreviations list: Quote:
Lot Lizards: Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts.
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#349703 - 02/02/09 03:50 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
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Do all lot lizards trick? How much are they? Or are lot lizards just trucker groupies?
They're hookers who work the truck stops, rest areas and freight lots where the truckers unload.
Edited by SexDJ (02/02/09 03:53 AM)
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#349704 - 02/02/09 03:59 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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Most of the TA's [Truckstops of America] have a reputation for letting lizards prowl their parking lots. The Monroe, Michigan exit off I-75 about a half hour south of Detroit was well known for it's Lot Lizards at the TA and the Wendy's which had a big truck parking lot. You could hear the girls hollering on the CB for 15 miles in either direction. But when Michigan passed the law that allowed vehicles to be impounded by the MHP when involved in virtually ANY crime, MHP used that law to clean out those truckstops, because when the drivers got arrested, they then had to call their dispatchers to tell them that their rig had been impounded by the MHP for use in prostitution.
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#349705 - 02/12/09 09:51 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
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...Like I said... Q. What do you say to a good looking Lot Lizard? A. "Good Evening officer" Q. How can you tell when a trucker is lying? A. His lips are moving ...and just for shits and giggles... Q. What do a good Lizard and a good trucker have in common? A. They NEVER turn down a load. -Keep It Dirty  OK, Fuck it! So I must confess, I finally tried me out a lot lizard a few nights ago. HAD TO KNOW. No other reason, just had to know. Plus, if you'd heard the smoochy, hot, dirty, lurid, taudry sex talk that Pretty was throwin' my way that night...anyways. I hear the girl on the C.B. radio "workin' the floor" as it were, and so I decided to respond this time. "where you at driver?" "3rd row back from the fuel island. What do you look like?" "Do you want Ginger, or Mary-Anne? "I want the one who's gonna come over to my "house" (rig) and "cook me breakfast (scramble the juevos & warm the sausage) "What color's your house, driver?" "Dark blue, says $#&^&%$ on the side. House # ----." "Do you want any "jelly on your toast"? (like icing on the cake, or, extras) "'Lightly toasted (standard fuck, nothing outlandish) will do, thanks." "Room service will be there shortly driver" "Good, I'm starved. Hurry." ...So she shows up at my driver's side door, and to my amazement, she was WHITE, AND CUTE!!! We agreed on donation for time, $50 for the hour, and she immediately went to work...as I continued to smoke. Fucking RAD! I could elaborate, but...ok, I'll elaborate. She blew my mind for a few minutes, and then desensitized me with the cover, hopped on, and went for the long haul. This girl would've put a good 65% of the pornwhores out there to SHAME! Long story short (too late), she stayed well past the hour, I dropped a few, she dropped a few, we hazed up the cab with a Marlboro/American Spirit amalgam that still haunts my waking moments, and then went to dinner. After that, I snuck her in the shower with me at the truckstop, and then went for a little drive so I could get some 18-wheel road head. Either she dug me, or she REALLY wants the repeat business, either way, I got fucking ROAD HEAD while driving a BIG RIG! I am currently batting 1000 with the lot lizards, and I think I'll quit while I'm a roadhead. -Keep It Dirty
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#349706 - 02/12/09 10:52 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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Dirty,
I know of a few books you might enjoy by literary fraudster JT Leroy:
'Sarah' (1999) [5]
A story of prostitution and child sexual abuse told by a 12-year-old boy, nicknamed Cherry Vanilla. The 12-year-old aspires to be a famous 'girl' lot lizard.
'The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things' (1999) [6]
A collection of short stories about the early life of young Jeremiah and his truck-stop prostitute mother Sarah, which depicts drug abuse, child sexual abuse and physical child abuse.
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