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Say Dirty, have you ever dropped your load?



I drop loads for a living my friend! Here's how it goes down...

First, I open up my backdoor and gently back up "til I bump the rubber.
Next, 4 to 7 different men that I don't know shove up to 40,000lbs of meat, produce, cookies, tissues, Gatorade bottles...whatever they got for me in my ass end.
Then, I have to go cross country with said load in my ass end. Sometimes i'm sitting on a load for almost a week before I get to drop it! Finally, my appt. time is here, and I go the "the reciever" to once again open up in back, "back dat ass up", bump the rubber, and wait patiently while more men climb in and out of my ass end pulling things out. Most of the time I'm holding so much load that they have to pull it out of my ass end with a forklift! YIKES! Now, depending on the rules set for me by the reciever , there are times when it is safer for, and easier on me if I disconnect and go somewhere else while they pull my load. Once that's all said and done, I sign the release form, and my company pays me accordingly for the services I have performed, and I am now ready for another fat load in my ass end! Did I mention that I'm on camera the whole time I am being loaded, and again when I drop said loads?

Sound familiar ladies?

-Keep It Dirty


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